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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3330
old miss kisss        (izzie)
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Archive (latest 50 limericks) 


3329
There was a man from lumping        (Cole)
There once was a girl named Meg        (Anon.)
Who never went to college        (Bronte)
Mason        (Anon.)
Slut        (PENISLICKER)

3328
fuck up        (dickeater)
there once was a man named        (kevon)
cenk        (penis)
STFU        (Anon.)
Cunts        (Bob)

3327
We have a $lut named Dovey        (Justin)
And very order he has to obey        (Anon.)
He hates chick$        (Justin)
But loves the dicks        (Anon.)
I think he sucked four today        (Cole)

3326
I knew man made of brass        (Justin)
He liked to take it in the @ss        (Cole)
He loved to be bent        (Justin)
And take a huge dent        (Justin)
Then hitler killed him with gas......fuckin jew        (Anon.)

3325
There once was a man named buck        (Cole)
He spent the day screwing a duck        (Anon.)
He had some fun        (Cole)
Until he was done        (Cole)
When he tried to pull out he got stuck        (Justin)

3324
there once was a man called jon arter        (Anon.)
His junk smelled like a bowl of tarter        (Cole)
When he was cummin        (Cole)
There girls went runnin        (Anon.)
Cunts        (Bob)

3323
There once was a doctor named        (Johnny)
Who thought his pecker was quite        (Brawny)
Much to his        (dismay)
He heard his wife        (say)
Wow that thing is sure        (scrawny)

3322
There once was a doucebag named        (Tony)
There once was a doucebag named        (Tony)
Henk        (Tamara)
Ken        (Anon.)
rosettta        (flur)

3321
There once was a boy named ray        (Anon.)
Who would eat barrels of all the hay        (Anon.)
He got up in the night        (Anon.)
With a terrible fright        (Anon.)
To scared to reply        (Anon.)

3320
There was a gay guy who lived in Khartoum        (Mike)
Took a lesbian up to his room        (Mike)
And they argued all night        (Mike)
Over who had the right        (Mike)
To do what, and to which, and to whom        (Mike)

3319
There once was a man called Mick Reynolds        (Bridey)
Whose teeth were like diamonds & emeralds        (Mike)
When he tried to talk        (Mike)
People round him would flock        (Mike)
Cause he'd spit out ten cents for each nickel        (Mike)

3318
On the seventh, I'll turn twenty-nine        (Anon.)
With this limerick, I ask for your time        (Anon.)
A request I submit        (Anon.)
For a song most fit        (Anon.)
To dance, to hum & to mime        (Anon.)

3317
There once was a girl from Cornwall        (Anon.)
California        (Amanda )
There once was a man called        (Ched)
I am so swag        (Eamo)
australia        (pannav)

3316
There once was an elf        (Anon.)
who made lots of times        (Anon.)
shooting down        (Kamil)
shooting down        (Kamil)
Penis        (Shannon)

3315
There was a young boy called        (Marcus)
benny        (Anon.)
he stood upon a penny        (Anon.)
until he saw many        (Fabs )
rudge        (Anon.)

3314
the guy below me is wierd        (not wierd guy)
the guy above me is racist        (wierd guy)
crooked pollie called        (abbott)
fuck yo goddamn couch        (Anon.)
Stfu        (Ass)

3313
       (Anon.)
       (Anon.)
       (Anon.)
       (Anon.)
       (Anon.)

3312
There once was aguy who wouldnt come out of the closet        (Anon.)
a guy**        (lol)
DONT JUDGE ME        (Anon.)
oh mah gawd guys stawp        (guy who wont come out of closet)
lol        (lol)

3311
There once was a Dutch guy called        (Tys)
what is this        (hashim)
what?        (Anon.)
lol        (Anon.)
all about that bass        (Anon.)

3310
there once was a girl from japan        (Anon.)
who ate chinese fried rice        (Anon.)
there once was a boy names jon        (loli)
steph        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called gemma        (Anon.)

3309
There was a lady called Kath        (Anon.)
Janet        (Anon.)
There once was a Captain named Paddock        (Anon.)
Who had a face like a haddock        (Anon.)
he was so blue        (anon)

3308
There once was a house called mcnab        (Anon.)
he said houses        (Anon.)
weren't so fab        (Anon.)
there was a girl called sandie        (Anon.)
there was a girl called sandie        (deb)

3307
Kids bolting out the door        (Babyboy123)
Some even crawling on the floor        (Babyboy123)
Trying to get out of this crazy place        (Anon.)
But, they better keep up the pace        (Anon.)
Because , this can be quite a bore        (Babyboy123)

3306
there onve was a sex god called        (Christian)
jesus        (kylebroeassfucker2000)
who ate a dick hoe bitch        (Anon.)
marriage        (barry)
knkwenfasjdf        (asdasdsad)

3305
There once was a fucker named Henry        (Anon.)
There was a young trio called the Ukes        (Anon.)
There once was a fellow called matt        (Anon.)
stick        (nick)
and that was end if the sex session        (christian)

3304
one day i made myself poo        (bob)
your a slut        (adfs)
fdfashg        (gfhdhg)
adsfghjkl        (fa)
chkgcyfytckckhgcjhgc        (ssssssssssssssss)

3303
There once was a guy named Mike        (Anon.)
Who tried to ride his bike        (Michele)
He was tired and fell        (Michele)
He almost tripped in the well        (Michele)
Mike won't be riding his bike        (Anon.)

3302
i am a big old handsome boy        (libdawgthebigdawg)
who has a big old smelly toy        (libdawgthebigdawg)
my name is jdawg        (Anon.)
as i go for a jog        (libdawgthebigdawg)
because i have a pet doy        (Anon.)

3301
It saw an old man play a fiddle        (McRhyme)
And always had "o" in the middle        (McRhyme)
Rhythmically swaying back and forth        (McRhyme)
East west south and then north        (McRhyme)
Can you solve this most musical riddle?        (McRhyme)

3300
There once was a man named Barry        (Anon.)
Who's face was so terribly harry        (McRhyme)
There was no looking back        (McRhyme)
'Cause it provided his snack        (McRhyme)
And caused such an interesting query        (McRhyme)

3299
Sara was a boy        (Anon.)
A girls name was Troy        (Anon.)
tutti        (Anon.)
win individually        (Anon.)
There was a        (Twinkle)

3298
There was once a woman called June        (June)
who absolutely loved prunes        (Anon.)
She was eating one day        (Jugaad)
I might sound cliche        (bum)
but got hit in the head by a spoon        (Anon.)

3297
There once was a girl named pearl        (Pearl)
And everyone watches her twirl        (Anon.)
and dancing to the blues        (Anon.)
I met Shawn in Japan        (Anon.)
Chloe        (Anon.)

3296
i have a friend called Lise        (marisa)
whose ginger hair is a pleaser        (Anon.)
she is passionate        (Anon.)
and a fascinate        (Anon.)
my old friend lise        (Anon.)

3295
porn        (west side)
lol        (Anon.)
xD        (lolol)
bodil40        (troll face)
sji, nbyvbhno,l;'        (Anon.)

3294
Iniquity        (Anon.)
Budapest        (Jame)
There once was a girl named        (Nao)
poo        (lol)
poo        (poo)

3293
Martyn        (Beeds)
Leeds        (Beeds)
Farting        (Beeds)
hey hey its my birthday        (thumper)
helen        (Anon.)

3292
There was once a vagina named        (Pussy)
there once was a women named        (Pennie)
Who's pen is was huge        (Anon.)
Sally        (Anon.)
Simon        (Si)

3291
there once was a boy names mike        (Anon.)
there once was a boy named mike        (Anon.)
Her birthday is Friday        (Lindsey)
Steve        (Anon.)
until the day that i die        (Leah)

3290
There once was a girl named Rowan        (Anon.)
She made friends with some no-one        (Murdoc)
He said dear I love you        (Annie)
To you I will be true        (Anon.)
there once was a boy named        (lou)

3289
There once was a girl named kayleigh        (Anon.)
there once was a girl named sarah        (circo)
Mike        (Fluffles)
On a beautiful        (Aaron)
I smoke crack        (west side)

3288
There once was a boy called        (Faff)
Who tossed himself off in the bath        (Anon.)
Very cynical        (Drew)
who loved many horses        (dane)
i love rootbeer        (Anon.)

3287
there once was a boy called        (cole)
Hunter        (Anon.)
Extremely sexy        (Blonde)
His name was joe        (Boe)
Faff        (Anon.)

3286
i think im in love with tommy        (kiwi)
But hes nothing but a boy of his mommy        (Anon.)
blah blah blah        (Jamie)
he likes to suck a cocky        (jameson)
once a boy was called        (Andes)

3285
There once was a girl named        (Nat)
Iain        (Anon.)
Clare        (jordan)
i think im in love with        (tommy)
i think im in love with tommy        (kiwi)

3284
alan        (Anon.)
annie        (Anon.)
I like chicken how bout you        (Bob)
but sometimes it smells like poo        (Anon.)
I met my friend Karen in college        (Anon.)

3283
There was once a guy named        (James )
Tani        (Anon.)
There was once a guy named        (forhad)
There was once a guy named        (gypsy)
alan        (teeth)

3282
There once was a teacher called ange        (Rob)
Who caught a small boy by his flange        (Hoho)
who ate a cake it was good        (danie)
Youre welcome to come and play        (gewn)
There once was a guy named        (James)

3281
There once was a boy called        (Jerry)
EPIRUS        (Anon.)
He loved multi coloured jumpers        (Harry)
oiuoo        (fghjgf)
Eponymous mouse        (Rob)

3280
there once was a boy named Myles        (Anon.)
kayleigh        (kmac)
There once was a girl named        (izzy)
Deb        (Anon.)
Who was a little soft in the head        (Anon.)


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