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Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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molly has an awesome tattoo        (Anon.)

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Ariel is an awesome daughter        (Mike)
but shes always swiming underwater        (peach)
she was known as a moolack        (toast)
Opel corsa        (Anon.)
fanny repulser        (lollipop)

Society        (Anon.)
Douche        (Anon.)
BAG        (ANOn. Y. Mous)
Why do bird cages sing        (Maya Angelou )
There once was a man in Content        (Anon.)

There once was a girl named Naima        (Anon.)
she was an anama        (lyss)
Debbie        (Anon.)
Cleared lungs as a hat trick        (Patrick)
mimi is hot as a rockstar        (Anon.)

There once was a man in Chicago        (Anon.)
chciken        (Morgan freeman)
The I'm I'm        (He)
kirsty        (Anon.)
I had suddenly attracted a crowd        (Anon.)

Hickory dickory dock        (copycat)
the old man has a clock        (messed_up)
this poem had no beat        (why)
and smelly feet        (troll_queen)
hello goldilocks        (what)

I seriously need some food        (karissa)
but all I got is a piece of wood        (maria)
cow, I'll hunt you        (danny)
then make beef stew        (troll_queen)
Or I'll take the food you already chewed        (ha_gross_kid)

There once was a man from Peru        (java_nutella)
Who dreamt he was eating a shoe        (melon_2074)
He awoke in the night        (true_love)
with a terrible fright        (dumbledore_12)
And found out it was quite true        (trix-are-for-kids)

There once was a girl named Danie        (Anon.)
who once stuck a frog in her fanny        (stubby)
it croaked about        (reno2001)
and she freaked out        (java_nutella)
but no one was as shocked as Annie        (tincans)

There was a woman named        (lucylastic)
susan        (Anon.)
there once was a man named jimmy        (Anon.)
the fuck did i just see        (Anon.)

There once was a young man named Jack        (Anon.)
he trippen over a sack        (Bri)
he gave it a kick        (wag)
there once was a girl named nancy        (Anon.)
There was an old Troll named vile        (Chav)

I went to Vagina, America        (Hi)
You spelt Virginia wrong, dumbhead        (Anon. Y. Mous)
Sarah        (Anon.)
kenneth        (kj)
i once knew a girl called becky        (Anon.)

I'm writing this backwards        (Justin)
Siht gnidaer gnikcuf pots        (Justin)
ycarvirp deen I        (Justin)
Won thgir yawa og        (Justin)
Dehsinif yllanif        (Justin)

there was a young filly names        (claire)
bananaNA        (YOLO)
DSFD        (fd)
DFSDG        (dgfjs)
fzahrejheyt        (fshj)

I feel the need, the need for sleep        (Justin)
For thirty hours, sweet and deep.        (Justin)
I know where to buy        (Justin)
The ticket to fly        (Justin)
To Dreamland, being fast asleep.        (Justin)

there once was a girl called becki        (Anon.)
There once was a vested half breed Italian named        (Kevin)
He couldnt believe his eyes        (Mitch)
BANANANA        (AS)

One there was a girl names        (Billy)
Who acted so silly        (Anon.)
She liked to play outside        (Anon.)
And look for a dime        (Anon.)
She looked so hard it made her dizzy!        (Anon.)

There once was a girl named        (megan)
Dora        (Nora)
who drank a drink with Pandora        (lol)
who drank till he was sick        (griffin)
There once was a girl named Megan        (Anon.)

shit bag caterpillar        (Steve)
Shit bag Marcus        (suckus)
Who used avodados as a filler        (jinkx)
Used his dick as a driller.        (dd)
So, it was a thriller.        (ddd)

Darknest surrounds me from all directions        (Spade)
Here I am at summer school        (Jas)
mickles        (maggie)
Pickles tickles until giggles        (Em)

there once was a girl named Mary        (Anon.)
She's been looking for a fairy        (Anon.)
And now having found one        (Anon.)
She thinks her job is done        (Anon.)
So now she named the fairy Terry        (Anon.)

This band is called the worst        (Rachel )
Ms.Heisey        (Anon.)
In a land far away        (Krisi)
ewta rh yreyjggsarwyuu        (Ta)
weurjvq3g5v ty5uhrykj        ( q 6yue6)

There was a young man called Max        (Anon.)
Who loved to eat snacks        (Anon.)
Him and his ilk        (Anon.)
Also loved milk        (Anon.)
Any more birthday cake and he'll need new slacks        (Anon.)

There was a young man called        (Max)
ioedhluwhckdsvlsdvbuysbcikbsc        (Anon.)
cool        (Anon.)
ih        (Anon.)
love        (Anon.)

Birthday        (Tom)
mignon        (larry)
Sweet neat bone        (Manny )
spent to much time on this        (Mitchell)
casnio        (ali)

There once was a DATT from New Jersey        (Anon.)
heey        (sterre)
england        (sterre)
there was a gallant lady called Sarah        (gal)
Birthday        (Tom)

i love netflix and ice cream        (cocoa)
And other sweets that make you scream        (Paulo)
happy 42nd birthday        (carolyn)
crazy ol'        (cameron)
with a blessing of you too        (ise)

ther once was a family called Tuck        (Brookie)
who drank from a spring of bad luck        (Anon.)
they lost all tbeir friends        (Anon.)
and never aged a gain        (Anon.)
and lives forevr with a horse named buck        (Anon.)

There once was a family called the Tucks        (Mae)
who drank water from aspring full of muck        (Anon.)
the ystopped in their tracks        (Anon.)
and never aged back        (Anon.)
iwould sy they got pretty bad luck        (Anon.)

There once was a special lady named Jacqui        (bob)
There once was a man names        (Rich)
there once was a lady called        (lynn)
there one was a girl named amani        (amani)

Sunshine        (Sally)
Sally        (Sunshine)
likes        (Anon.)
the        (Anon.)
valley        (Anon.)

River abbey        (Anon.)
shannon river        (Anon.)
eleanor is smelly        (Anon.)
She was very messy        (Leen)
Trivia master tasks make me testy        (Nick)

A Term from across the water        (Anon.)
Coming from the French Elder        (Anon.)
rallying cry for many business presidents        (Anon.)
meaning leave us alone in many documents        (Anon.)
laissez faire a market encourager        (Anon.)

There once was a man named Adam        (Anon.)
Who believed in his diagram        (Anon.)
A free market guided by natural force        (Anon.)
The government wasn't easy to convince        (Anon.)
The Invisible hand worked like a dream        (Anon.)

there once was a man named adam smith        (Anon.)
who believed in his faith        (Anon.)
A free market guided by natural force        (Anon.)
The government wasn't easy to convince        (Anon.)
The Invisible hand worked like a dream        (Anon.)

hunter        (Anon.)
sqqqqqqqqq        (Anon.)
111111111111        (11)
ssssssssss        (Anon.)
ssssssssssssss        (Anon.)

There once was a fellow named        (Moore)
motorway        (Limerick)
Lena        (Anon.)
There once was a birthday boy named        (Eric)
Sleeps tonight this fine May        (Cat)

there once was a teacher named        (peter)
Mr Calman        (kat)
Lukas        (Anon.)
they ate some nutty fudge        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)

There once was a man with a bag.        (Ambo)
Who was married to an old hag.        (Anon.)
She screamed and she yelled.        (Anon.)
Until he was compelled.        (Anon.)
To yell back at her until he gagged.        (Anon.)

There once was a student from ZIS        (Jude)
Who wrote a limerick much like this.        (Anon.)
despite his best efforts        (Anon.)
Imagination can do it all        (Moti)
There once was a girl named Lindsey        (Anon.)

along came the birthday bash        (Anon.)
bhhihjijhijhjjhjkk        (Anon.)
Banana        (Anon)
and now she wont turn back        (jack)
Travis Adams is a hero        (Chris)

there once was a mom named audrey        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named kim        (Anon.)
there once was a girl name abby        (Anon.)
There once was a man named Crocket        (Anon.)
He often used his red rocket        (Anon.)

There once was a boy named Tommy        (Toby)
Who thought he could be skinny        (Anon.)
But he ate a lot        (Anon.)
and had a train of thought        (Anon.)
there once was a mom named audrey        (Anon.)

How will I ever understand        (Chinnu)
Why people fight with other lands        (Chinnu)
Couldn't it be,        (Chinnu)
If we would agree        (Chinnu)
That compromising is grand        (Chinnu)

There once was a lady named Kim        (Rain)
Who loved to sing with her Kin        (Rain)
She'd Sing and play        (Rain)
There was no delay        (Rain)
She enjoyed seeing everyone grin!        (Rain)

I have a car and it goes vroom        (ashleypooh)
So jack up the beat and go boom        (ashleypooh)
But then he fell        (Ethan)
and said oh hell        (single)
Soon he got back up and went zoom        (Rain drop)

morse code is nifty        (Carencare)
you can send amessage or fifty        (Anon.)
with a finger or two your words will get through        (Carencare)
but you must do it quickly        (Carencare)
or I will us my lifty        (ashleypooh)

There once was a bloke called        (Jonny)
A&D        (Anon.)
happy hell        (Ana)
and she never knew how to spell        (ava)
There once was a bloke named        (Keith)

there once were a pair of ethans        (bob)
they all had some complications        (Anon.)
they didnt need no breathing        (Anon.)
there mouth kept on moving        (Anon.)
and they dressed like peasants        (Anon.)

happy        (Anon.)
asdfasdfasdf        (Anon.)
sdfasdfsdafasdfas        (Anon.)
ffasdfsa        (Anon.)
asdfsdf        (Anon.)

ther once was a lad whose name was brad        (Anon.)
he crossed an ocean thirteen times        (Anon.)
sad        (brad)
and his conscience sensed wrong        (Anon.)
he had great depression        (Anon.)

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