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Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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The world is so big        (Anon.)
he was beside himself        (Anon.)

HINT: Third line should have 4, 5 or 6 syllables line and the last syllable should NOT rhyme with the last syllable of line 2.

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gosham        (ringpiece)
hot to trot        (Anon.)
There was a hot blond from POEX        (Anon.)
There once was a DS by Steve Browne        (Anon.)
There once was a lady        (Donna)

there once was a lady called marge        (ash)
who loved and loved mars bars        (Guy)
One could have guessed        (Aaron)
That Filtrine was best        (Carol-Powley)
insead of old marge        (keera)

The man down the street was a smelly old shi        (Anon.)
That girl down the street was a good girl        (Self Esteem)
SHIPUDDEN        (moo)
blah blah blah blah        (vera)
i am your father        (cheese)

There once was a boy named Bart        (Anon.)
Who was known for his terrible farts        (Anon.)
One day he did some art        (Anon.)
Made of smelly farts        (Anon.)
And the room he was in blew up        (Anon.)

One day I decided to eat        (O)
Something terribly sweat        (O)
Then I ate a bun        (O)
Ended up in the sun        (O)
And the next day I had a terrible burn        (I)

There once was a boy called john        (Anon)
Who decided to eat all day long        (Anon)
He sat in a barn        (Anon)
Out on a farm        (Anon)
And watched the day go by        (Anon)

There was a young woman called sarah        (richard)
Who always liked to swear'a        (Sarah)
there was a boy called        (chris)
clara        (Anon.)
Who liked a fare car        (Anon)

The Age of Exploration was very fun        (Anon.)
There once was a shoe called Zipz        (Mar)
He liked food        (Jim)
Hi        (Bob)
Bob likes fish        (Anon.)

there once was a lady called siw        (zenghe)
Theres something called makeup        (body image)
Krister was his name        (Kris)
That was not okay        (Anon.)
my klondike family        (charlie)

There once was a commish named roger        (Anon.)
Ate a sandwich        (Trevor)
Felicity        (Anon.)
Digital        (Team)
babe        (Nic)

there once was a girl called chrissy        (kaz)
sandwich        (upc)
there once was a girl named        (Jade)
Dawn        (Anon.)
A thymely young flapper named pearl        (Sam)

There once was a man named john        (Anon.)
poop        (Anon.)
he loved Kate with all his heart        (dave)
until she did a HUGE fart        (LardFace)
Jared        (Anon.)

There once was a man from New York        (DarkOverlord)
who hates canned smoked pork        (DarkOverlord)
he goes to town        (Anon.)
and turns around        (DarkOverLord)
and sadl        (Anon.)

Everyone get your bellies out        (Hannah)
he was a talanted drawer        (david)
to get the garbage out        (Anon.)
the cattle said moo        (Anon.)
and it became the truth!        (Anon.)

heahahaah hahaah hahahah hahahah        (poop)
helena        (Anon.)
so she kissed the cute guy        (cami)
and said goodbye        (frankbough)
That delicious creature Helena        (frankbough)

There once was a girl called Melissa        (Anon.)
who rarley worked        (jimmy)
Unless you kissed her        (Marcus)
i had to poop on her        (ash)
Hahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha        (poop)

the once was couple in Limerick        (tara)
who were altogether kind of sick        (td)
they had swollen feet        (t)
and one broken teeth        (d)
hi from M and T from limerick        (m)

there once was a guy named brady        (lc)
who suffered a bad case of rabies        (sky)
He scratched at his balls        (Cat)
walking down the halls        (Hash)
with two babies        (Anon.)

You look like that one guy I knew        (billbob)
who always ate porridge and glue        (wut)
it wasn't that nice        (chen)
so he tried it with rice        (xiu)
and then thought "well it's better than poo"        (steve jobs)

There is a driver named John        (Jack)
Sarah Rose feminist        (Anon.)
one day when the petrol runs out        (Anon.)
I drove fast on the rout        (kira)
There once was a cat named rhino,        (Anon.)

There is a student named Jawad        (Anon.)
He really thinks abroad        (Anon.)
He plays sports like football and football        (Anon.)
And really likes to eat gumballs        (Anon.)
His greatest fear is not being fearless        (Anon.)

There once was a young Czech linguist        (Anon.)
who sadly remained undistinguished        (Kareha)
At every conference        (Kareha)
she lost her confidence        (Kareha)
and forgot to speak English        (Kareha)

There once was a girl named Kate        (Anon.)
Who swore up and down she was straight        (Anon.)
But sadly, they say        (Anon.)
She turned out to be gay        (Anon.)
And then she received lots of hate        (Anon.)

There once was a girl named Kate        (Donna)
There once was a woman named Anna        (Anon.)
there once was a fella named patrick        (Anon.)
Who clearly stated she was straight        (Anon.)
But sadly, they say        (Anon.)

As I took a massive turd in her mouth        (Anon.)
She began to scream and shout        (Anon.)
it was runny like a hot fudge sunday        (Anon.)
and wasn't so fresh after Monday        (Anon.)
But that shit, it went straight down south        (Anon.)

There once was a fag named henry        (Anon.)
Who had swag that I envy        (Anon.)
Then he sucked on my chode        (Anon.)
Like Saint Row's 18+ mode        (Anon.)
Deeply engraved in my memory        (Anon.)

There was a girl that was cute        (Anon.)
And also mute        (Anon.)
Because I came in her ear        (Anon.)
And took a shit in her beer        (Anon.)
FYUCK U O        (Anon.)

nice meme        (Anon.)
that's the theme        (Anon.)
As I cream        (Anon.)
Making your mum green        (Anon.)
And filling her spleen        (Anon.)

thsrthethe        (awrg)
drgsrgfsre        (essegsg)
there once was a hinckley point worker        (dc245)
Human skull left at Goodwill        (Anon.)
he was still very much a man        (Dan )

there is a pig        (Anon.)
ate a kicj        (Anon.)
eat a lemon        (Anon.)
a pennon        (kishen)
vffvf        (Anon.)

Beef, cheese, and macaroni        (Anon.)
roundhouse kick, pepperoni        (Anon.)
anon for fun        (Anon.)
on the xbox one        (Anon.)
white bread, mustard, bologna        (Anon.)

Boris were runing on the        (park)
when the sky turned dark        (Anon.)
rain began to fall        (Anon.)
and he started to bawl        (Anon.)
screw        (Steve)

There once was a Captain named        (Flip)
Brian Hawley        (Anon.)
There was once a young lady called Kiri        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named Sydney Rose        (Anon.)
There once was a Captain named        (Roscoe)

there once was a jaguar from tibet        (Anon.)
Er was eens een jongen in Fankrijk        (Anon.)
There once was a gamer called        (henkoe)
who liked to eat        (lisa)
Flip        (Anon.)

fuck marry kill Porkbutte        (Anon.)
There was a designer name Kristyn        (Kristyn)
who liked to travel abroard        (Jiminey)
tere was a bar owner        (tom)
what da heeelllll        (yo diggy dog)

there was a donor who made a donation        (Bella)
for which he received a standing ovation        (agz)
The once was a jaguar in tibet        (Lee)
Ababa        (Anon.)
A sprightly old lady from Rome        (Anon)

Who takes the credit for WhatsApp        (jay)
ching chong        (ying yang)
there was a young man named        (Gareth)
fletcher        (Anon.)

There was a good friend in old Staunton        (Anon.)
Who shared an assorment most often        (Anon.)
dani        (Anon.)
dick        (bill)
There once was a guy named        (Bill)

fuck        (.)
tits        (Anon.)
dick        (Anon.)
motherfucker        (Anon.)
pussy licker        (Anon.)

There once was a girl named        (Emilee)
there once was a guy named        (clay)
They liked to play all day        (:))
there once was a girl named        (suzie)
there once was a guy named        (Stieler)

how kangaroos got there tails        (big kangaroo)
there once was a birthday boy named Dan        (Anon.)
There once were these girls at        (Chic-Nic)
There once was a lady named eve        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (Emilee)

There was a man called preet        (Preet)
kiran        (Anon.)
there was a teacher named        (Robertson)
Johanna        (Johey)
there was a big kangaroo        (Anon.)

There was a young man called Rob        (Rob)
who was as bent as a ninebob        (ryannnn)
there was a young lady called debbie        (Anon.)
Who knew someone called lobbied        (Anon.)
There was a man called preet        (Anon.)

There once was a man named Squiggle        (anon)
Who's lyrics were more than just scribble        (anon)
He belted his tumes        (anon)
And filled all the rooms        (anon)
there once was a man        (Anon.)

a boy named clifton went to liverpool        (cliff)
where he met a girl from glasgow        (Anon.)
There once was a man named        (Squiggle)
Who's lyrics were more than just scribble        (Anon.)
He sang out his tumes        (Anon.)

plopppy        (Anon.)
ploppy        (Anon.)
poo        (person)
wee        (sashhy)
bottom        (Anon.)

i know this woman named lou        (soph)
who didnt know how to use a shoe        (soph)
she showed me her kick        (soph)
and then she was sick        (soph)
she said R.I.P to Peru        (soph)

i have this dad called dave        (soph)
who once nearly drowned in a wave        (soph)
he went in the sea        (soph)
and needed a wee        (soph)
i now dont give hime a shave        (soph)

ther was a lad from Hove        (me)
who said kiss me        (mery)
Nina I'm cold        (Anon.)
so they did it        (Anon.)
yuck yuck yuck        (little kid)

gdzjor@bpkaog.com        (fydnvck)
lol        (Alzter)
The Line is Over 9000        (Alzter)
ther was a lad from Hove        (mery.)
who said yes I will        (mery)

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