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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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4318
Everyone should love calcium        (Anon.)
There was was a kid name        (Pere)
Who live to dance        (Anon.)
There was a lady called berry        (Anon.)
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4317
rhys is dumb        (Anon.)
he has a big thumb        (Anon.)
he is also cool        (bfhm,)
like a pool        (fdnz)
rhfgrhdjs, umb        (bvfhjs)

4316
peeker cow was eating grass        (Anon.)
he had some gas he had to pass        (Anon.)
he did it real loud,        (Anon.)
he made ick all around,        (Anon.)
then he caught a bass        (eeeeek)

4315
vail is guyinapropreate        (Anon.)
he loves tto eatt a pear        (Anon.)
pear and guyinapropreate don't rhyme        (Anon.)
but who cares        (Anon.)
oh well, i guess i'm done        (Anon.)

4314
oliver is a lem        (Anon.)
he is a lem        (Anon.)
he is a lem        (Anon.)
he is a lem        (Anon.)
and he is also a lem        (peeek)

4313
i love chiking to pike        (Anon.)
bagel and wiiiiiiiiiiiike        (Anon.)
lemons and guys,        (Anon.)
eat all the pies        (Anon.)
i cant belive you said chike        (Anon.)

4312
There once as a lady called        (Corrine)
eeeeeeek        (peeek)
cheek        (Anon.)
wike        (Anon.)
pedeleek        (Anon.)

4311
my name is guy        (HI GUYS!!!)
and I like pie        (HI GUYS!!!)
I also really hate my tie        (H)
goodbye        (H)
Corrine        (Snowflake)

4310
There once was a fellow called        (Harry)
Who liked to much on a snack        (Jack)
He carried it on his back        (Pais)
hviufdkh        (gyregfyues fhuk)
hello people!!!        (HI GUYS!!!)

4309
There once was a man called Pat.        (Anon.)
he was going to sit on a mat        (Anon.)
Then fur so sleek        (Anon.)
tickled his feet        (Anon.)
So he noticed he was near a cat!        (Anon.)

4308
There once was a husband named Adam        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named Beau        (Anon.)
beau was a cat        (Anon.)
she was very fat        (Anon.)
then she stubbed her toe!        (Anon.)

4307
HHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        (bvfhesiylgelifsu)
hu        (doy)
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        (bhfvae,j)
the        (bgvdsk dkujx)
There was once a boy named pat        (Ken)

4306
Shadow hill is a ripe banana        (Anon.)
hvjdgskcbnd        (Anon.)
BAD BLOOD = HBV jcsmakd bnzjkdfx, bdkj,.,m BAD TAYLOR        (Anon.)
FORKS        (Anon.)
SPOONS SPORKS        (Anon.)

4305
E=mc2        (Anon.)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL        (Anon.)
BOBBY!!        (Anon.)
AHHHHHH        (Anon.)
come down for dinner TACOS        (Anon.)

4304
BLAH BLAH BLAH        (Anon.)
hi am joe        (Anon.)
i hate poney but I love MACCORONI! gcbdysukafviudxb vjgef        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
i am sorry that i hate joe        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
YOU ARE SOOOOO MEAN        (Anon.)

4303
fhbadkjldfhkjh I LIKE CATS! MEOW! cats        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
mats mats mats mats mats pillow and pretzle stick mats        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
Fart Dart Super Mark GVCGKHBLJ V        (Anon.)
Stop man gut thing!!!        (HI GUYS!!!)
Yanky doodle went to town riding on a poney took his hat and randomly he yelled out MACARONEY        (Anon.)

4302
My name is Joe        (Anon.)
I have to go and mow        (Anon.)
i like cake HI GUYS! CATS!!        (HI GUYS!!!)
something something mats        (HI GUYS!!!)
eafnefskkshfdjserhjshsruufushujrhjeiuhfuheuh Gold digger Bow!        (khucehwab)

4301
there was a cat        (HI GUYS!!!)
who had a hat named kablamatt        (HI GUYS!!!)
he played with a dog        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
who was glued to a log        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
I like hfbaskjfbvhd like hat        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)

4300
ther once was a guy        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
He likes pie        (n)
he would sweat all day        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
like a dog        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
And a frog like cat        (Anon.)

4299
I once wore a pretty blue dress        (MACY PIE GIRL)
As I wore it I made a big mess        (MACY PIE GIRL)
it messed up my brother        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
it also messed up my mother        (bvfhaeirlsfiles lv)
My friend is named Bess        (fgnmxhjkudifevjrkubygs 54w)

4298
Went up, up, up, and then down        (Anon.)
old man rode to the north pole        (Anon.)
he has made it to Santa's        (Anon.)
This is the wrong one        (Anon.)
goodbye now        (Anon.)

4297
Have fun        (Layfon )
ambuloctus        (Anon.)
hold it in        (Anon.)
Looked like a clown        (Anon.)
Look like a clown        (Anon.)

4296
I entered a contest to bake        (Mei)
But it was too hard to make a cake        (Anon.)
So I looked for a recipe to make a pie        (Anon.)
But baking a pie was Hader then tieing a tie        (Anon.)
So from this I learned that I will never bake        (Anon.)

4295
as the pri projec comes to a close        (Anon.)
I here was a young girl named        (Angie)
Brian        (Bunjy)
Chocolate        (Zak)
The snow is so white        (Adri)

4294
Estella        (Anon.)
Red cloud        (Anon.)
Chicken        (Anon.)
Written        (Anon.)
Colleen        (Cookie)

4293
there was a little girl named mary        (nicole)
who had a brother named larry        (Anon.)
they both had hair        (Anon.)
one red and one rare        (Bruh)
and hardy        (Anon.)

4292
There was a girl named        (Moriah)
Who had a brother named        (Josiah)
Their brother was        (Tino)
Some called him        (Bambino)
He preferred        (Jedidiah )

4291
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        (Anon.)
yall        (Anon.)
Whose feet gave off a real pong        (Ben)
So washed them all night long        (Anon.)
pork        (Anon.)

4290
There a gent called        (Frame)
There one was a puppy named b        (Blake)
a man with a rake        (man)
hello        (Sue)
jk;adfaf        (Anon.)

4289
mike        (Anon.)
Toil        (English )
Fool        (Anon.)
Cool        (Anon.)
Foil        (Anon.)

4288
There once was a boy named Blake        (Anon.)
he ate a lot of cake        (Jen)
Ha was so full        (bekah)
Atleast his night wasnt dull        (Anon.)
Ben        (Anon.)

4287
There Was a women named        (Mama)
There Was a women named        (Oljk)
There Was a women named        (Oljk)
Yuy        (Anon.)
Ghtu        (Uju)

4286
There once was a man named        (Moud)
There was a boy named        (Raul)
There once was a Girl named        (Sarah)
Their        (Anon.)
There Was a women named        (Mama)

4285
It's the month of May        (babs)
So we just want to say        (Anon.)
where has time gone        (Anon.)
that sounds like a song        (Anon.)
maybe it was kanye?        (Anon.)

4284
Hello all        (Anon.)
there was once a young girl called Jock        (Jock)
Tina        (Anon.)
Who carried her change in a sock        (Anon.)
It's the month of May        (Anon.)

4283
There once was a boy called        (Hoggy)
on a special night at boggy        (Anon.)
he had a big time        (Anon.)
he had a big time        (anjo)
He had a big time        (Anon.)

4282
My name is dylan        (Son of Satan)
Coco        (Anon.)
hello hello hello        (Madiha)
There once was a girl called (Frenchtoast)        (Anon.)
there once was a midwife        (miss Daynes)

4281
The music and art teachers here        (Anon.)
asdsadasdasdas        (Anon.)
Making a pie        (Lyndi)
Homework is hard        (Son of Satan)
The music and art teachers here (Anon.) asdsadasdasdas (Anon.) Making a pie (Ly        (Son of Satan)

4280
There were some friends from the city        (Joel)
who needed a menu with gusto        (Anon.)
The chicken way dry        (Anon.)
the catfish meowed        (Anon.)
and the party ended up at Arby's        (Anon.)

4279
There was a young man        (James)
Jamie        (Anon.)
He whipped off his undies        (Anon.)
he cut his hair        (marni)
Whats for dinner        (Paublito)

4278
france        (Anon.)
She quite often had too manny        (Jenny)
I loved her too much        (f2o)
He hated to play with makeup        (Jacob)
suck my dick        (sick)

4277
There was once a woman named Catherine        (Catherine)
there was was a gilr called        (Leah)
One day he did quite well        (Jack)
there once was a girl named        (bailey)
Kenny        (Anon.)

4276
There was a young teacher from Spain        (Ernie)
whose students were cocky and vain        (Ernie)
He exclaimed, "Oh hell!"        (Ernie)
"Their work's awful as well!"        (Ernie)
Which killed that young teacher from Spain.        (Ernie)

4275
my favorite dinner        (Anon.)
just could'nt be finner        (Anon.)
there bread is just devine        (Anon.)
and if you add some red        (Ernie)
YOU GET MY FAVOURITE DINNER        (Ernie)

4274
my mom's making dinner        (Anon.)
       (Anon.)
       (Anon.)
       (Anon.)
       (Anon.)

4273
i wanted to bake a cake        (Anon.)
what kind of cake shall i make        (Anon.)
i need a good flavor        (Anon.)
somthing to savor        (Anon.)
i ve got it how about steak        (Anon.)

4272
I once went to the beach        (M)
i sat down to eat a peach        (Anon.)
I sat on the shore        (Anon.)
with nothing to bore        (Anon.)
i sat were the tide could not reach        (Anon.)

4271
There was a gem of ocean blue        (Scathy)
There once was a guy called        (Tom)
There once was a guy called        (turkey)
this rhyme is wrong said the cat in the hat this rhyme can not be made into a song        (Samantha)
F*RDTY FYJHMGBH        (Anon.)

4270
There was an old lady called belly        (Mine )
Who would always shop at the deli        (Latchmi)
She would buy some bread        (Latchmi)
That was colored red        (Latchmi)
Which smelled like petroleum jelly        (Latchmi)

4269
Popcorn bouncing around        (dsf)
With a humongous cracking sound        (sdsf)
But then we would say        (sdf)
Its called exploded matter, ok?        (dc)
There once was a girl who lived in tacoma        (Lala)

4268
There once was a lazy panda        (Bhea)
There once was a man David moore        (Anon.)
There once was a man named stan        (Anon.)
there was a young girl called gemma        (burty)
And they all loved a good set of anal beads        (Anon.)


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