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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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4591
There once was a man called godfrey        (Anon.)
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HINT: Second line should have 6, 7, 8, or 9 syllables and the last syllable should rhyme with the last syllable of line 1.

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4590
So Nathan is moving to Austin        (Anon.)
A city I'd love to get lost in        (Anon.)
He's a friend to us all        (Anon.)
He he's always a ball        (Anon.)
that is our group secretary called jess        (Anon.)

4589
There once was a young lawyer called Fritz        (JR)
When speaking he'd get the shitz        (JR)
His peers would all shout        (JR)
When the judge threw him out        (JR)
Lizzy        (Anon.)

4588
There once was a young lawyer called        (Lizzie)
Fritz        (JR)
When speaking he'd get the shitz        (JR)
His peers would shout        (JR)
The judge threw him out        (JR)

4587
There once was a lady        (Freda)
Called        (Julie)
There once was a boy called        (sam)
there once was alady called        (vicky)
Happy Birthday        (Maxine)

4586
There was a man called henry        (Anon.)
There was a young man called frank        (Anon.)
There was a boat named alexia        (Anon.)
there once was a man named        (Josh)
Zack        (Anon.)

4585
The was a young lady called sarah        (Turd)
And she was a sister to Clara        (Bla)
Becca        (Anon.)
There was a young man called henry        (Anon.)
There was a man called henry        (Anon.)

4584
In a castle that had a deep moat        (Anon.)
Siobhain raised all her kids on stewed stoat        (Anon.)
There was a young teacher called becca        (Anon.)
Kate        (Clowns )
Rewind        (Turd)

4583
There was a youn lady from Notts        (Gareth)
Who this morning stepped on all her pots        (Lach)
She screamed and she yelled        (Sar)
Sir king        (bray park)
A brave teacher sir king        (belonging to bray park)

4582
There was once a group called LPVG        (Anon.)
Who wanted to give a headset away for free        (Anon.)
there was a        (Dipak)
There once was a girl called Fiona        (Anon.)
There once was a group called Friday nighters        (Broad)

4581
There once was a son named        (Eric)
Adam        (Ad)
Andrew        (Roosey)
robyne        (Anon.)
joe        (Cancer)

4580
dick        (Anon.)
balls        (Anon.)
There was once a girl called Ellie        (Anon.)
There was once a boy called nigel        (nige)
There once was a girl called        (Gemma)

4579
There once was a girl called Rachael        (Anon.)
dfsafsfsd        (Anon.)
balls        (Anon.)
dick        (Anon.)
balls        (Anon.)

4578
but        (Anon.)
he        (Anon.)
kicked        (Anon.)
her        (Anon.)
head        (Anon.)

4577
when you sit on the toilet        (Anon.)
when you sit on the toilet        (Anon.)
when you sit on the toilet        (Anon.)
you take a crap        (Anon.)
and start to fap        (Anon.)

4576
There was surveyor called Simon        (Anon.)
There once was a nurse named Buck        (Stuck)
There was a fun teacher called Mrs Baylis        (Anon.)
There was a young teacher called Baylis        (Anon.)
axajxjaxja        (Anon.)

4575
deving        (Anon.)
We had a milkshake        (Anon.)
maggie        (Anon.)
helo yay helo yay        (Anon.)
Blub blub        (Bob)

4574
i was a guy named        (joey)
Mack        (Anon.)
Testing        (Keith)
Thunder wave        (Anon.)
devin        (Anon.)

4573
A man lay in a hospital bed,        (JB)
His IV drip rendered him dead.        (JB)
Pure water; the worst,        (JB)
Caused his red blood cells to burst,        (JB)
If only it was saline instead        (JB)

4572
There once was a man named john        (Anon.)
there was an old man called        (Anon.)
Big penis he had,        (JB)
He smiled, while glad,        (JB)
Cause he'd caught him a new Pokemon        (JB)

4571
there once was a girl called kara        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called        (Becca)
Gill        (Anon.)
dathibra        (Anon.)
There once was a man called        (Frank)

4570
i want to sail away        (Anon.)
there once was a fellow named Geoff        (Anon.)
Who worked for a man named        (Jackson)
poop        (jim)
lovde        (Anon.)

4569
goochelen        (marius maas)
birthday        (john)
linux OVM protein shakes intense        (Paul Tsang)
wash dry fold        (sendie)
boy this stuff is getting old        (Anon.)

4568
There once was a girl named tays        (Tays)
Who was tight with his gold        (Tor)
sss        (Anon.)
sss        (sss)
sss        (Anon.)

4567
there once was a singer named Debbie        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called        (Tiggy)
handsome gay cute guy        (Liam)
suck big fat cock        (Anon.)
there once was a singer named Debbie        (Anon.)

4566
there once was a nice man named Greg        (Anon.)
who play his guitar with his leg        (Anon.)
it made him a star        (Anon.)
the greatest by far        (Anon.)
that wonderful kind man named Greg        (Anon.)

4565
There was a beautiful lady        (Mary)
who wanted to make honor role        (cole)
But she hated school        (Andrew)
there once was a man named Gregory        (Greg)
and then he opened a pegory        (Anon.)

4564
Caitlin        (Cate)
Football        (Olly)
Massad        (Rory)
My name is nguyen ha        (Ha)
I teach english for my living        (Ha)

4563
There once was a girl named Katie        (katie)
there once was a girl named sarah        (smearah)
there once was a guy named        (Murray)
I recall an old man named Paul        (Anon.)
Who loved a young girl named Kara        (me)

4562
Jim is the birthday boy        (Jimmy )
Trump        (Tough)
Man Child        (Stupid)
little hands        (Kkk)
un        (American)

4561
There once was a girl called penny        (Anon.)
There once were a pack of rats        (Anon.)
There once was a car called faith        (CC)
There once was a guy named        (Ray)
Just pork and more pork for Bob Katter        (Anon.)

4560
quadrant        (steph)
Jon        (Jon n)
There once was a girl named kim        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named Mia        (Anon.)
To which she said too-da-loo Mother Fucker!        (Mool)

4559
THERE ONCE LIVED A LITTLE GIRL NAMED SARA        (Anon.)
Joanne        (Anon.)
Fragrant Sandalwood Mountains.        (Anon.)
Hooray for happy birthday        (Amber)
abdominal        (steph)

4558
Hungry for justice on a roll        (Mary)
Her stomach - a bottomless hole        (Anon.)
So it's Parmesan cheese,        (Anon.)
And more anchovies please,        (Anon.)
Cause pizza feeds this ninja's soul.        (Anon.)

4557
There was a bird called kelly        (Anon.)
Who liked to give it some welly        (Anon.)
There was a man with five arms        (Anon.)
He looked for rocks with charms        (Wizard)
But the wizard had taken them all to the Shelly        (Ash)

4556
There was a dude named Cyril        (Ebony)
Who had a big dick and was Virile        (Anon.)
he went around town, hanging it out        (Anon.)
little did he know, that it looked like a small girl with a pout        (Anon.)
he had a big fat bill        (jeff)

4555
There once was a man for Idaho        (Anon.)
whose spuds were        (Anon.)
like an arrow        (Anon.)
Gill        (Anon.)
there once was a man named        (ben)

4554
there once was a fencer named        (Kathryn)
Freddy        (Jeff)
never shot an image he didn't like        (Mike)
He wanted to get all the hoes        (Joe)
She wasn't all that shabby        (Abi)

4553
there once was a girl called        (ellie)
sonia        (Anon.)
Davey Blane        (Anon.)
It's what you are within        (Anon.)
a perfect school i dream of        (eva)

4552
There once was a girl called Alice        (Anon.)
Who thought she could speak soanish        (Anon.)
Komal writes fantastic stuff        (Komi)
Although it's totally bluff        (Xuen)
But ended up caught by the police        (Xuen)

4551
I must say, you all aren't good at this        (davgad)
Your rhymes do not amount to piss        (Anon.)
they are total shite        (Anon.)
you don't get them right        (Anon.)
and the last lines usually miss        (Anon.)

4550
A fine lady asked for retirement        (davgad)
unaware of the age requirement        (davgad)
When told she's too young        (Anon.)
She said, "oh bung"        (davgad)
and went to seek a new environment        (Anon.)

4549
There once was a fine lady that asked for retirment        (peg)
not knowing of an age requirement        (davgad)
When told she's too young        (Anon.)
She said, "oh bung"        (Anon.)
Re        (Liffkdsl)

4548
There's a mid aged Lady in Town        (Anon.)
She had Nottingham netter to do        (Anon.)
so she went back to bed        (Lago)
there was an man named Ian        (Anon.)
And she regressed to age thirty-two        (Tim)

4547
Do you want a cold beer?"        (Anon.)
No        (Bo)
No        (Joe)
No        (Moe)
Hell No        (Fellow)

4546
There once was a man from Dakar        (Anon.)
Who thought that his cat was bizarre        (Anon.)
So he had it put down        (Anon.)
And then went into town        (Anon.)
To guzzle a drink at the bar        (Anon.)

4545
Sabrina Carpenter is beautiful, indeed        (Anon.)
And she ended the day with a toot        (Anon.)
There once was a man from Dakar        (Anon.)
Who ended the day, indeed        (Anon.)
Damn, this website is screwified        (Ophelia Rass)

4544
Sabrina Carpenter is beautiful, indeed        (Anon.)
Who found a black cat at a bar        (Anon.)
And she ended the day with a toot        (Anon.)
Do you want a cold beer?"        (Anon.)
There once was a man from Dakar        (Anon.)

4543
Dang        (Anon.)
Bang        (Anon.)
Dong        (Anon.)
Bong        (Anon.)
Tang        (Anon.)

4542
There once was a man from Dakar        (Anon.)
Who found a black cat at a bar        (Anon.)
Said he, "Why are you here?        (Anon.)
Do you want a cold beer?"        (Anon.)
Sabrina Carpenter is beautiful, indeed        (Devin , Bryant, AR)

4541
Holy sheepshit        (Anon.)
Joel Blanchard        (Anon.)
there was an old man called rob        (rob)
there was a guitar man named terry        (the queen)
And she ended the day with a toot        (Joe Mama)


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