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Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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There once was a farmer called Dave        (Anon.)
who one night had a very close shave        (Anon.)
he entered the barn        (Anon.)

HINT: Fourth line should have 4, 5, or 6 syllables and the last syllable should rhyme with the last syllable of line 3.

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With his brown curly hair        (Anon.)
and his brown eyes i swear        (Anon.)
They are doubles        (Anon.)
No troubles        (Anon.)
Fuck        (Anon.)

There was a young man called Joe        (Anon.)
Who met a young lady named Ro.....sie        (Anon.)
They tried hard not to fall        (Anon.)
In love after all        (Anon.)
They decided to go with the flow        (Anon.)

penis penis penis penis        (Anon.)
penis penis penis penis        (Anon.)
penis penis penis penis        (Anon.)
penis penis penis penis        (Anon.)
penis penis penis penis        (Anon.)

There was a guy called Ennio        (Anon.)
Who had a massive cock        (Anon.)
with me        (Anon.)
Bassy        (Anon.)
There was a guy called        (Jon)

There once was a girl named nichole        (Nicky)
There once was a book lady named        (Bee)
There once was a doctor named        (Heidi )
Alan        (Big All)
There once was a lad named austin        (Anon.)

there was a young man named Jamie        (Anon.)
There was also a dinosaur baby        (telle_trubles)
The baby was crying        (Anon.)
Jamie was dying        (Anon.)
His death was a sure maybe        (anonymous)

Has anybody got any gum        (t)
There once was a man from my bum        (g)
And when he came out        (Anon.)
He gave me a trout        (Anon.)
And said my butt smells like cum        (Anon.)

I went home with a girl named Fitch        (Anon.)
Soon after my genitals did itch        (Anon.)
I went to see my pap        (Anon.)
He told me that I had the clap        (Anon.)
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch        (Anon.)

I thought I would write a good poem        (g)
In the vein of Ethan Frome        (Anon.)
So I came to this site        (g)
And got a great fright        (t)
There once was a young man from Rome        (g)

So much fun to write        (Anon.)
It's pleasure at its height        (Anon.)
Dancing Here and There        (Anon.)
Especially with a Bear        (Anon.)
that bear ate me every night        (duh)

hickory dickory dock        (scott)
You look so fine        (Anon.)
swab the deck matey!        (Anon.)
bitxh        (bitxh)
this is the best site in the world        (obviously)

there once was bacon who ate        (caitlin)
ella        (Anon.)
there was a young banker named Earl        (Anon.)
There once was a from the trass        (Anon.)
TRNPPBFC        (Anon.)

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch        (mari)
cro sell vgv        (Anon.)
nerd make vision        (Anon.)
And his name was Casey        (Anon.)
An office cushion of your very own        (Anon.)

There was once a girl names alexes        (Anon.)
Who thought everything was sexest        (Anon.)
She was mean and greedy        (Anon.)
there once was a boy named david        (Anon.)
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch        (mari)

i knew somebody who went to war        (lol)
who really needed to pour        (lol)
when i opened my door        (lol)
i figured out that        (lol)
we were not on shore!        (lol)

There once was a gal named Liz        (Jizz)
onjn        (Anon.)
who farted at the inn        (lol)
then the guards hanged her with a pin        (lol)
she tried to get out        (lol)

there was young beatle named gordy        (Anon.)
There one was a company in        (Neenah)
He said he was sorry        (Bradley)
amy        (Anon.)
Bit not that sorry        (Peter)

wd        (wsdefghjk)
sd        (sd)
Computer (Anon.) Computer (Anon.) fix it (Anon.) john (Anon.) john        (Anon.)
mud        (Anon.)
There once was a lovely lady called lorraine        (Anon.)

There was once a manager named        (Janice)
Mike        (Anon.)
There was a guy called        (Darryl)
Bob        (Dan)
sdf        (wsdf)

I once saw a door        (Anon.)
That I really wanted to saw        (Anon.)
So as I sttod there in awe        (Anon.)
I got my big saw        (Anon.)
And made a good job of m door        (Anon.)

Computer        (Anon.)
Computer        (Anon.)
fix it        (Anon.)
john        (Anon.)
john        (fry)

There once was a guy named Gage        (Superegor)
there was once a guy named Fred        (maius)
hostessbot        (Anon.)
It really endangered her capilary        (Spitfire)
There once was a woman called Victoria        (Anon.)

there was a man        (chloe)
who lived in a can        (chloe)
he wished he could fly        (chloe)
but instead ate some pie        (chloe)
this mans name was dan        (chloe)

there was an aspiring baker        (kate)
there was a musical irishman        (david)
I love cats        (Max)
hi        (Anon.)
hn        (Anon.)

There was a young man named Timmy        (Anon.)
Whose breath smelled like a chimney        (Anon.)
fshh        (Anon.)
fhfghsf        (Anon.)
dfgdfj        (Anon.)

There was an man called Mel        (Anon.)
andy        (Anon.)
becky        (Anon.)
Timmy        (Anon.)
There was a younf boy named Timmy        (Anon.)

There's a young man named connor        (Mr early to you)
ewa        (Anon.)
sAMMY bLOOMFIELD        (Anon.)
Melissa        (Anon.)
Buddy        (Anon.)

there was once a boy named max        (ggg)
who liked to play with an axe        (ggg)
he used to swing it in the air        (ggg)
and idk what else rhimes with air        (Anon.)
He acted like he didn't care        (Anon.)

There once was a girl called Debbie        (Anon.)
she had a dog named dubbie        (Anon.)
it grew old        (Anon.)
and debbie has no longer a doggie        (ggg)
idk what else to write here!        (Anon.)

There was a unicorn from Holland        (Alex)
In love with a vampire from Poland        (Henk)
Robert        (Anon.)
and that was the end of my money        (annie)

There once was a girl called tasha        (Anon.)
kys        (Anon.)
i want to kill        (your mom)
hello its me        (mikeal)
can i die now        (clorox bleach)

There once was a girl called Lorene        (Anon.)
Juliet        (Juul)
there was a yong man called        (dawse)
There once was a girl named        (Christi)
dounut        (Anon.)

My magnificent cat names Joey        (Anon.)
we lived on a planet called earth        (Anon.)
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv        (Anon.)
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv        (Anon.)
vv        (Anon.)

Teacher        (Anon.)
fggtt        (gggg)
alleen nog een limerick bedenken        (Anon.)
Who whip out his dick and said suck it        (Mike)
Who sported an enormous spike        (Anon.)

There once was a man names Dan        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Jo        (Jo)
There once was a girl called        (Nikita)
There once was a girl called        (Nicola)
steve        (Anon.)

There once was a hot girl named karen        (Joshua)
Who was so fucking ugly she should kill herself        (FUCK)
Then she died        (MOTHER FUCKER)
JAJAJA        (Himmler)

The mountain shine bright with a fire        (Em sher)
He loved to play soccer        (Conor)
Enter the Dragon        (Dean)
Eat the wagon        (Roze)
Filled with liars        (Roeee)

There was am old man called        (Gonz)
Robin        (Anon.)
It is a        (Stijn)
Middelburg        (Santa Claus )
I know a man named        (cooper)

There once was a very big house        (Anon.)
wasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdwasdasdwasdwasdawds        (wasdasdwadwasdwasdwa)
Dick        (Rebecca)
there once was a dimity Davies        (Anon.)
world war 1        (Anon.)

There was once a man named        (Robin)
There was a man, Mister        (White)
I'll start for myself        (Anon.)
James        (Anon.)
I wish he woul be here        (Yolo)

School is hard        (Dcrump)
there was a man named Conrad        (Griffin)
who liked to eat fudge        (Mette)
he name was        (nate)
He thought that his life was RAD        (Reuben)

There was a young girl called        (lou)
There was a man in Uzbekistan        (Anon.)
There was a girl called Eva        (Anon.)
There was a young girl called Eva        (Anon.)
Daniel        (D crump)

There once was a girl mamed Jo        (Anon.)
there was once a young boy called        (Cameron)
Have no fear: I would say        (Macy)
Elke        (Anon.)
This limerick started like this        (Anon.)

there was a young girl called claudia        (do do)
There was a young girl called Emma        (Anon.)
There was a fine lady called        (Sue)
there was a young girl called Emma        (Anon.)
there was a community, Brookdale Memorial City        (Anon.)

There was a teacher called scott        (Anon.)
There was a bear named Kieron        (Anon.)
There was a reired man called Paul        (Anon.)
there was a man named alan        (alan)
Mike        (Rosson)

There was a young priest called Kroba        (Anon.)
There was a man called Liam        (Anon.)
Who's enjoy eating soba        (Kaila)
sup dude        (juh)
There was a teacher called scott        (Anon.)

Lownes you are so small        (Anon.)
you only have one ball        (Anon.)
With your little pet frog        (Formidable)
You threw in the bog        (Gnomey)
You are ever so, ever so cool!        (Little_Cookie)

There was a boy        (Dom)
WHO WAS FAT        (HO)
he had many toys        (love)
which he used to pat        (me)
I loved to sleep always        (Morgan)

Isaid hi        (yoooooo)
rosesare red this is too        (alex)
a bard began a tail        (Anna)
death bleach bleach fail        (trumpus)
Kimberly        (Anon.)

There once was a lady called        (Sadie)
There once was a man called Paul        (Cazbag)
Martin        (Cazza)
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