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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3695
molly has an awesome tattoo        (Anon.)
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Archive (latest 50 limericks) 


3694
Ariel is an awesome daughter        (Mike)
but shes always swiming underwater        (peach)
she was known as a moolack        (toast)
Opel corsa        (Anon.)
fanny repulser        (lollipop)

3693
Society        (Anon.)
Douche        (Anon.)
BAG        (ANOn. Y. Mous)
Why do bird cages sing        (Maya Angelou )
There once was a man in Content        (Anon.)

3692
There once was a girl named Naima        (Anon.)
she was an anama        (lyss)
Debbie        (Anon.)
Cleared lungs as a hat trick        (Patrick)
mimi is hot as a rockstar        (Anon.)

3691
There once was a man in Chicago        (Anon.)
chciken        (Morgan freeman)
The I'm I'm        (He)
kirsty        (Anon.)
I had suddenly attracted a crowd        (Anon.)

3690
Hickory dickory dock        (copycat)
the old man has a clock        (messed_up)
this poem had no beat        (why)
and smelly feet        (troll_queen)
hello goldilocks        (what)

3689
I seriously need some food        (karissa)
but all I got is a piece of wood        (maria)
cow, I'll hunt you        (danny)
then make beef stew        (troll_queen)
Or I'll take the food you already chewed        (ha_gross_kid)

3688
There once was a man from Peru        (java_nutella)
Who dreamt he was eating a shoe        (melon_2074)
He awoke in the night        (true_love)
with a terrible fright        (dumbledore_12)
And found out it was quite true        (trix-are-for-kids)

3687
There once was a girl named Danie        (Anon.)
who once stuck a frog in her fanny        (stubby)
it croaked about        (reno2001)
and she freaked out        (java_nutella)
but no one was as shocked as Annie        (tincans)

3686
There was a woman named        (lucylastic)
susan        (Anon.)
there once was a man named jimmy        (Anon.)
the fuck did i just see        (Anon.)
okeh        (UWOTm9ILLREKEKJFEJBFELK)

3685
There once was a young man named Jack        (Anon.)
he trippen over a sack        (Bri)
he gave it a kick        (wag)
there once was a girl named nancy        (Anon.)
There was an old Troll named vile        (Chav)

3684
I went to Vagina, America        (Hi)
You spelt Virginia wrong, dumbhead        (Anon. Y. Mous)
Sarah        (Anon.)
kenneth        (kj)
i once knew a girl called becky        (Anon.)

3683
I'm writing this backwards        (Justin)
Siht gnidaer gnikcuf pots        (Justin)
ycarvirp deen I        (Justin)
Won thgir yawa og        (Justin)
Dehsinif yllanif        (Justin)

3682
there was a young filly names        (claire)
bananaNA        (YOLO)
DSFD        (fd)
DFSDG        (dgfjs)
fzahrejheyt        (fshj)

3681
I feel the need, the need for sleep        (Justin)
For thirty hours, sweet and deep.        (Justin)
I know where to buy        (Justin)
The ticket to fly        (Justin)
To Dreamland, being fast asleep.        (Justin)

3680
there once was a girl called becki        (Anon.)
There once was a vested half breed Italian named        (Kevin)
He couldnt believe his eyes        (Mitch)
AND FARTED FIFTY TIMES        (Suckus)
BANANANA        (AS)

3679
One there was a girl names        (Billy)
Who acted so silly        (Anon.)
She liked to play outside        (Anon.)
And look for a dime        (Anon.)
She looked so hard it made her dizzy!        (Anon.)

3678
There once was a girl named        (megan)
Dora        (Nora)
who drank a drink with Pandora        (lol)
who drank till he was sick        (griffin)
There once was a girl named Megan        (Anon.)

3677
shit bag caterpillar        (Steve)
Shit bag Marcus        (suckus)
Who used avodados as a filler        (jinkx)
Used his dick as a driller.        (dd)
So, it was a thriller.        (ddd)

3676
Darknest surrounds me from all directions        (Spade)
Here I am at summer school        (Jas)
PPPIIIIICCCKKKLLLLEEESSS        (LaLaPrincess)
mickles        (maggie)
Pickles tickles until giggles        (Em)

3675
there once was a girl named Mary        (Anon.)
She's been looking for a fairy        (Anon.)
And now having found one        (Anon.)
She thinks her job is done        (Anon.)
So now she named the fairy Terry        (Anon.)

3674
This band is called the worst        (Rachel )
Ms.Heisey        (Anon.)
In a land far away        (Krisi)
ewta rh yreyjggsarwyuu        (Ta)
weurjvq3g5v ty5uhrykj        ( q 6yue6)

3673
There was a young man called Max        (Anon.)
Who loved to eat snacks        (Anon.)
Him and his ilk        (Anon.)
Also loved milk        (Anon.)
Any more birthday cake and he'll need new slacks        (Anon.)

3672
There was a young man called        (Max)
ioedhluwhckdsvlsdvbuysbcikbsc        (Anon.)
cool        (Anon.)
ih        (Anon.)
love        (Anon.)

3671
Birthday        (Tom)
mignon        (larry)
Sweet neat bone        (Manny )
spent to much time on this        (Mitchell)
casnio        (ali)

3670
There once was a DATT from New Jersey        (Anon.)
heey        (sterre)
england        (sterre)
there was a gallant lady called Sarah        (gal)
Birthday        (Tom)

3669
i love netflix and ice cream        (cocoa)
And other sweets that make you scream        (Paulo)
happy 42nd birthday        (carolyn)
crazy ol'        (cameron)
with a blessing of you too        (ise)

3668
ther once was a family called Tuck        (Brookie)
who drank from a spring of bad luck        (Anon.)
they lost all tbeir friends        (Anon.)
and never aged a gain        (Anon.)
and lives forevr with a horse named buck        (Anon.)

3667
There once was a family called the Tucks        (Mae)
who drank water from aspring full of muck        (Anon.)
the ystopped in their tracks        (Anon.)
and never aged back        (Anon.)
iwould sy they got pretty bad luck        (Anon.)

3666
There once was a special lady named Jacqui        (bob)
There once was a man names        (Rich)
there once was a lady called        (lynn)
there one was a girl named amani        (amani)
THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN NAMED        (KAE)

3665
Sunshine        (Sally)
Sally        (Sunshine)
likes        (Anon.)
the        (Anon.)
valley        (Anon.)

3664
River abbey        (Anon.)
shannon river        (Anon.)
eleanor is smelly        (Anon.)
She was very messy        (Leen)
Trivia master tasks make me testy        (Nick)

3663
A Term from across the water        (Anon.)
Coming from the French Elder        (Anon.)
rallying cry for many business presidents        (Anon.)
meaning leave us alone in many documents        (Anon.)
laissez faire a market encourager        (Anon.)

3662
There once was a man named Adam        (Anon.)
Who believed in his diagram        (Anon.)
A free market guided by natural force        (Anon.)
The government wasn't easy to convince        (Anon.)
The Invisible hand worked like a dream        (Anon.)

3661
there once was a man named adam smith        (Anon.)
who believed in his faith        (Anon.)
A free market guided by natural force        (Anon.)
The government wasn't easy to convince        (Anon.)
The Invisible hand worked like a dream        (Anon.)

3660
hunter        (Anon.)
sqqqqqqqqq        (Anon.)
111111111111        (11)
ssssssssss        (Anon.)
ssssssssssssss        (Anon.)

3659
There once was a fellow named        (Moore)
motorway        (Limerick)
Lena        (Anon.)
There once was a birthday boy named        (Eric)
Sleeps tonight this fine May        (Cat)

3658
there once was a teacher named        (peter)
Mr Calman        (kat)
Lukas        (Anon.)
they ate some nutty fudge        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)

3657
There once was a man with a bag.        (Ambo)
Who was married to an old hag.        (Anon.)
She screamed and she yelled.        (Anon.)
Until he was compelled.        (Anon.)
To yell back at her until he gagged.        (Anon.)

3656
There once was a student from ZIS        (Jude)
Who wrote a limerick much like this.        (Anon.)
despite his best efforts        (Anon.)
Imagination can do it all        (Moti)
There once was a girl named Lindsey        (Anon.)

3655
along came the birthday bash        (Anon.)
bhhihjijhijhjjhjkk        (Anon.)
Banana        (Anon)
and now she wont turn back        (jack)
Travis Adams is a hero        (Chris)

3654
there once was a mom named audrey        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named kim        (Anon.)
there once was a girl name abby        (Anon.)
There once was a man named Crocket        (Anon.)
He often used his red rocket        (Anon.)

3653
There once was a boy named Tommy        (Toby)
Who thought he could be skinny        (Anon.)
But he ate a lot        (Anon.)
and had a train of thought        (Anon.)
there once was a mom named audrey        (Anon.)

3652
How will I ever understand        (Chinnu)
Why people fight with other lands        (Chinnu)
Couldn't it be,        (Chinnu)
If we would agree        (Chinnu)
That compromising is grand        (Chinnu)

3651
There once was a lady named Kim        (Rain)
Who loved to sing with her Kin        (Rain)
She'd Sing and play        (Rain)
There was no delay        (Rain)
She enjoyed seeing everyone grin!        (Rain)

3650
I have a car and it goes vroom        (ashleypooh)
So jack up the beat and go boom        (ashleypooh)
But then he fell        (Ethan)
and said oh hell        (single)
Soon he got back up and went zoom        (Rain drop)

3649
morse code is nifty        (Carencare)
you can send amessage or fifty        (Anon.)
with a finger or two your words will get through        (Carencare)
but you must do it quickly        (Carencare)
or I will us my lifty        (ashleypooh)

3648
There once was a bloke called        (Jonny)
A&D        (Anon.)
happy hell        (Ana)
and she never knew how to spell        (ava)
There once was a bloke named        (Keith)

3647
there once were a pair of ethans        (bob)
they all had some complications        (Anon.)
they didnt need no breathing        (Anon.)
there mouth kept on moving        (Anon.)
and they dressed like peasants        (Anon.)

3646
happy        (Anon.)
asdfasdfasdf        (Anon.)
sdfasdfsdafasdfas        (Anon.)
ffasdfsa        (Anon.)
asdfsdf        (Anon.)

3645
ther once was a lad whose name was brad        (Anon.)
he crossed an ocean thirteen times        (Anon.)
sad        (brad)
and his conscience sensed wrong        (Anon.)
he had great depression        (Anon.)


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