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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3208
Who takes the credit for WhatsApp        (jay)
ching chong        (ying yang)
tHERE WAS A YOUNG MAN NAMED NIC        (NIC)
there was a young man named        (Gareth)
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Archive (latest 50 limericks) 


3207
There was a good friend in old Staunton        (Anon.)
Who shared an assorment most often        (Anon.)
dani        (Anon.)
dick        (bill)
There once was a guy named        (Bill)

3206
fuck        (.)
tits        (Anon.)
dick        (Anon.)
motherfucker        (Anon.)
pussy licker        (Anon.)

3205
There once was a girl named        (Emilee)
there once was a guy named        (clay)
They liked to play all day        (:))
there once was a girl named        (suzie)
there once was a guy named        (Stieler)

3204
how kangaroos got there tails        (big kangaroo)
there once was a birthday boy named Dan        (Anon.)
There once were these girls at        (Chic-Nic)
There once was a lady named eve        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (Emilee)

3203
There was a man called preet        (Preet)
kiran        (Anon.)
there was a teacher named        (Robertson)
Johanna        (Johey)
there was a big kangaroo        (Anon.)

3202
There was a young man called Rob        (Rob)
who was as bent as a ninebob        (ryannnn)
there was a young lady called debbie        (Anon.)
Who knew someone called lobbied        (Anon.)
There was a man called preet        (Anon.)

3201
There once was a man named Squiggle        (anon)
Who's lyrics were more than just scribble        (anon)
He belted his tumes        (anon)
And filled all the rooms        (anon)
there once was a man        (Anon.)

3200
a boy named clifton went to liverpool        (cliff)
where he met a girl from glasgow        (Anon.)
There once was a man named        (Squiggle)
Who's lyrics were more than just scribble        (Anon.)
He sang out his tumes        (Anon.)

3199
plopppy        (Anon.)
ploppy        (Anon.)
poo        (person)
wee        (sashhy)
bottom        (Anon.)

3198
i know this woman named lou        (soph)
who didnt know how to use a shoe        (soph)
she showed me her kick        (soph)
and then she was sick        (soph)
she said R.I.P to Peru        (soph)

3197
i have this dad called dave        (soph)
who once nearly drowned in a wave        (soph)
he went in the sea        (soph)
and needed a wee        (soph)
i now dont give hime a shave        (soph)

3196
ther was a lad from Hove        (me)
who said kiss me        (mery)
Nina I'm cold        (Anon.)
so they did it        (Anon.)
yuck yuck yuck        (little kid)

3195
gdzjor@bpkaog.com        (fydnvck)
lol        (Alzter)
The Line is Over 9000        (Alzter)
ther was a lad from Hove        (mery.)
who said yes I will        (mery)

3194
There once was a man from Hants        (Andy )
Who was busting to get out of his pants        (Andy)
He met this hot chick        (Anon.)
Who could play with his dick        (Anon.)
she hated his penis        (anon)

3193
will you build a snow man        (esh esh lad swag)
There once a man named        (Piers)
her name was rose        (mannat)
she had a crooked nose        (no)
but he was man        (Anon.)

3192
Ther once was a boy called Sam        (Anon.)
He wanted a battering ram        (Anon.)
The team went out for a big dinner        (Anon.)
den he bcam a wniiiire        (esh esh lad swag)
de nd        (swagger lad esh )

3191
There was a girl called Gayle        (Anon.)
There was a woman call Gunn        (Char)
Being a bully for her was great fun        (Anon.)
woofer tweeter        (barker)
There once was a boy called Sam        (Anon.)

3190
There once was a ginger named Ian        (xx)
high priced and scarcity of bread is why the riot took place        (Anon.)
there once was a girl named        (lucy)
She didn't even know        (Anon.)
She married a gay        (Lucy)

3189
Hodor Hodor Hodor        (Hodor)
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor        (Hodor)
Hodor Hodor        (Hodor)
Hodor        (Hodor)
Hodor Hodor Hodor        (Hodor)

3188
There once was a boy named Evan        (Anon.)
He could only count up to seven        (Anon.)
Until he had a great spill        (Anon.)
And fell down a hill        (Anon.)
So then he could count to eleven        (Anon.)

3187
Your lips have signs of cyanosis        (Dani)
Dont get it confused with ecchymosis        (Anon.)
Been smoking too many cigarettes        (Anon.)
You shouldve spent that money on a corvette        (Anon.)
happy birthday        (Moe)

3186
There once was a girl called        (Madeline)
who really liked to dine        (Cam)
he liked things that shine        (cam)
fvwiskljiqw        (Anon.)
this is why        (porkbutte)

3185
i recently met thia girl barb        (susie)
Once I met a girl called Alex        (Alex)
There once was a man from Fredericksburg        (Rob )
There once was a girl called        (George)
There was once a boy called Jake        (liddy)

3184
robin        (robin)
almost ran over a duck        (quack quack)
when he was was driving his truck        (Anon.)
he pulled up to the side        (Anon.)
and would't stahp cryen        (Anon.)

3183
There was once a chat called        (Mr Lunt)
Roya        (Roya)
kackstapodse        (lol)
happy birthday        (nat)
john        (Anon.)

3182
This website is awesome        (Anon.)
There are so many cool poems        (Anon.)
The limericks make flowers blossom        (Anon.)
Thanks to amazing poets        (Anon.)
this poem doesnt rhyme correctly sorry        (Anon.)

3181
There was a young man named        (Damo)
john        (snuffy )
Who gave her a ring        (Tangent)
and a giant cake        (Anon.)
They lived happily ever after        (Anon.)

3180
i know a girl who drives a truck        (Anon.)
Almost ran over a duck        (Ki)
Who gave her a ring        (Dee)
Right in her Ming        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Nicki        (Anon.)

3179
There was a young man named jon        (Anon.)
how often ate corn on the cob        (Woody)
he ate and he ate        (Mic)
ate even his plate!        (Anon.)
There once was a man called        (Troy)

3178
There was a man called Brady        (Anon.)
who fucked just like a lady        (Anon.)
once in the bed        (Anon.)
he would squirt from his head        (Anon.)
it would fall on the floorvij        (Anon.)

3177
there was a girl named        (sara)
Natalie        (Anon.)
Ross        (Anon.)
I think he might be a lady        (Anon.)
fasdf        (Anon.)

3176
There once was a skoo named Christian        (liz)
There once was a girl named anna        (doogie)
mum.reached the of seventy        (gabi)
I once worked with        (Michael)
There once was a man called Stephen        (Anon.)

3175
It was a day to celebrate fifty three years        (Brian)
Such a moment could bring about tears        (Anon.)
So he stood and remembered        (Anon.)
On those days spent in splendour        (Anon.)
While forgetting those covered in beer.        (Anon.)

3174
There was a babe called Maria        (Dave)
She summer on the vineyard of Martha        (Amy)
Ryan        (Anon.)
Kat        (Anon.)
We'll miss you at Baker Tilly        (Anon.)

3173
There was a cover teacher called Samah        (Anon.)
Who was awful at learning his grammar        (ChrisB)
lucky        (Anon.)
hope        (Anon.)
leprechaun        (Anon.)

3172
today is melissa's birthday        (Anon.)
Gretchen's birthday        (Anon.)
there once was a man named        (jim)
Porkbutte        (Anon.)
there was a boy called        (Sean)

3171
there was a teacher named jane        (Anon.)
Rockyou        (Anon.)
TUMADREčTROIA        (miazia)
There was once a young lady called        (Sarah)
melissa        (Anon.)

3170
k        (Anon.)
Der var engang en kvinde i Ribe        (Fukker)
asd        (asd)
I Didnt Do Naaaaatin        (Saoirse)
book        (Anon.)

3169
there once was a guy named mike who had an obsession with bikes He knocked out his Brain and now he'        (Anon.)
insane so he stabbed himself with a Spike        (Anon.)
OK THATS ALL        (Anon.)
A dog named Terrie        (Anon.)
l l l l l        (Anon.)

3168
there once was a girl named        (jodie)
Who was a roman Scribe        (Maria)
Louise        (Anon.)
i know a guy named        (Daryl)
Hello my name is mc stew ive done such a terrible poo when they asked me to wipe i said ill do it        (jame)

3167
There was a girl named lavansa        (lavansa)
There once was a woman from Boulder        (Jen)
I once met a woman named Michelle        (Michael)
A vessel she was,I could tell        (Michael)
She offered her shirt and the smell        (Michael)

3166
MFI 15        (Fredde)
Hangar        (Anon.)
Avritar        (Berra)
Bag        (Anon.)
There was a girl named lavansa        (lavansa)

3165
Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson, Miss Jackson        (Duh-f)
kirsty        (Anon.)
Aaaaaaaa        (Ryah)
David Mansel        (Mansel)
RIP VAN WINKLE        (Anon.)

3164
my name is, my name is, my name is...        (charles the 2nd)
I love the people and        (Anon.)
The people love me        (Anon.)
I think this poems am-        (-azing)
Just like meeeee- Jks x        (Anon.)

3163
There once was the senior B team        (Anon.)
Which finally ran out of steam        (Anon.)
This is very rare indeed        (csmith)
I acc laughed so then i peed        (lol)
This isnt very rare indeed        (lolx2)

3162
There was a girl in Nijmegen        (Anon.)
Bread on Head        (WTFSexyHeadPhones)
She had a neck on top of her head        (Bill Clinton)
But the reason she wasn't dead        (Freemartin)
She was instantly dead from bread        (Josie)

3161
there once were some kids who were neighbors        (carrie)
at 19 they signed wedding papers        (carrie)
add 4 brilliant kids        (carrie)
without f        (Anon.)
without flipping their lids        (Anon.)

3160
There once was a girl called Hopey        (Anon.)
her school had tards who were dopey        (Anon.)
they had arses of lars        (Anon.)
that could fill the back yard        (Anon.)
& faces that looked like a bogey        (Anon.)

3159
there was a girl called hope        (Anon.)
her school had tards who were dopey        (Anon.)
hskkdkdns        (Anon.)
hhjgv        (Anon.)
dgjkgg        (Anon.)

3158
there once was a girl who had scope        (hope)
but the school had retards dealing dope        (Anon.)
they had arses of lard        (Anon.)
as big as a back yard        (Anon.)
and never used any soap        (Anon.)


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