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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3768
There was a place called        (Death Valley)
Where temperatures rose above        (ninety)
parched        (radiators)
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Archive (latest 50 limericks) 


3767
He offered to host if we bring the wine        (Tom)
Nothing too shabby to tickle his tastebuds        (Anon.)
They settled on Lido is where we should dine        (Anon.)
To celebrate his maturing out on the vine        (Anon.)
God know why his invited us studs        (Anon.)

3766
Oh how I love samosas        (A-Money)
You should lick Deez Nuts        (Akeeb)
Oh how i live in osmosis        (Anon.)
you shouldnt lick a president candidate        (swaggy)
There once was a guy called Phil        (Anon.)

3765
there was a group of boys from year 3        (Anon.)
there was a sales lady called sue        (Anon.)
there was a man with a can        (Cameron)
he gave me his right hand        (Cameron)
he took me to the zoo        (Cameron)

3764
There was a limerick that made sense.        (Anon.)
But then he ate a fence.        (Lima)
He got a big mace,        (Troller)
And fell flat on his face,        (Troller)
And the limerick became dense.        (LoL)

3763
There once was a rabbit named Louie        (CJ)
Who had an owner called Kablooie        (Anonymous)
He ate some grass        (Niece)
Very, very fast        (Niece)
And the grass's name is Sooie        (CJ)

3762
There was a young girl named        (Beki)
there was an old man named brad        (Anon.)
He left his house        (CJ)
To eat a mouse        (CJ)
And then he became very sad.        (CJ)

3761
There once was a staff picnic        (catherine)
There once was a girl named        (Lisa)
port elliot show        (harriet)
There was a young man called Simon        (Anon.)
there once was a girl named        (miranda)

3760
there once was a flag        (Anon.)
which represented the slags        (Anon.)
this reminds us of metal        (Anon.)
you could make a petal        (Anon.)
but id rather have a wag        (Anon.)

3759
think that all people should rise up and create Socialist Republics, which would be ruled by the Pa        (Anon.)
and all people from all lands should be friends, and free to move, reside, work live and love where        (Anon.)
it was very intriguing        (Anon)
anya was too fast        (Anon.)
and laughed without a care        (Anon.)

3758
There once was a man called maxx chewing        (Ed)
Think        (Anon.)
His own dick while his cum was spewing        (Anon.)
there once was a girl        (paula)
He left it in the kitchen sink        (Jordan)

3757
Kerrie        (Christopher)
See it here and see it there        (Ashleigh )
Gemma        (Anon.)
With his big fat shlong        (James)
Who had a big shlong        (James)

3756
The day I joined WI        (Anon.)
my friends sent me a wind up clock        (beer)
who hands were broken and NI        (moron)
kristy        (Anon.)
There was a young woman from VMware        (Anon.)

3755
There was a man from St Pauls        (karma)
Whole loved touring concert halls        (paul)
His fa orite trick was to stand on his dick        (karma)
And roll of the stage on his balls !        (darn)
boob boom        (rewsd)

3754
There once was a girl named becca        (Anon.)
There once was a man called Fordham        (Anon.)
Bob        (mucky man)
Bob        (mucky man)
bob a job        (tumshi)

3753
There was an old man called Jim        (Anon.)
Whose face was terribly thin        (Anon.)
There once was a man called rory        (Rory)
There once was a nurse named Heather        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (Becca)

3752
There once was a girl named Abby        (Nahni)
There once was a guy called Jay        (Anon.)
the went stay at the bay        (lisa)
there they laughed and play        (lisa)
and had a happy day        (lisa)

3751
There once was a girl caleld Gill        (Andy)
who was deemed to be over the hill        (Anon.)
but its only today that she hits fifty        (Anon.)
shes still knda nifty        (Anon.)
Oh, that girl called Gill        (Smiley007)

3750
there was a man called prick        (dick)
Den        (Crush)
hello simon        (Anon.)
there once was a girl called chris        (Anon.)
Loved watching football        (Wigan)

3749
There was a man named        (Mark)
Chris        (Koob)
james        (Anon.)
He would offer his body fo sale        (Dale)
bolb        (dold)

3748
There once was a fool called        (max)
Pool        (max)
Who did a crap        (...)
While learning to rap        (Anon.)
And stroking his giant tool        (Cb)

3747
There once was a man named Dick        (Anon.)
We bought a dog named        (Comet)
Mick        (Katniss)
The man did a poop        (....)
In a loop        (.....)

3746
There once was a beauty called Clare        (arseface)
There once was a lady named lorna        (Lorn)
There once was a man named Paul        (Biggy)
Uuu        (Anon.)
Hu        (Anon.)

3745
There once was a maid named Felicity        (Jen)
Who was as kind as she was pretty and witty        (Jen)
She met up with a hood        (Jen)
Joined his quest to do good        (Jen)
In a place called Starling City        (Jen)

3744
There once was a fellow named ronald        (Anon.)
Who had more cars than fries at mcdonalds        (Anon.)
Amy        (Amy)
He drove a speak coupe        (Jen)
Up, down, and around in a loop        (Jen)

3743
There once was a man called jon        (Jon)
his name was pronounced like tampon        (Anon.)
absorbent he wasnt        (Anon.)
and found dead in my closet        (Alicia)
while I was sitting on the toilet        (Andrew)

3742
Beetle boggle burp bop!        (Stacey)
I am In a zoo eating poooooooopp        (Nxkdjf)
having fun with a crunchy choooop        (Anon.)
having a wonderful time        (gz)
doing ahhh ahhhha        (Anon.)

3741
Therewasa village called Appledore        (Anon.)
There was an old woman called Blakey        (Anon.)
There was an old man from Denver        (Anon.)
chris        (Anon.)
I am an idiot named        (Dome)

3740
There was an old man from        (Doolin)
cunt        (Anon.)
there once was a banterer        (dave)
thats what makes history        (Anon.)
trevor        (Anon.)

3739
Omnipotent Force Destiny Clan are we        (Alamo)
There once was a man named Drew        (Anon.)
whose apparatus grew        (Anon.)
for all Gordon Bennetts        (Anon.)
yh        (h)

3738
me and my sister        (donna)
Miss        (Watts)
there once was a man called alan        (Anon.)
And then it blew up        (Ham)
bear        (Anon.)

3737
there once was a lady named Sue        (Sue)
she said she needed a poo        (Anon.)
she swallowed a horse        (Anon.)
it was dead of course        (Anon.)
she then used her shit as glue        (Anon.)

3736
I met a man in Mumbai        (Anon.)
Who didn't know the meaning of thigh        (Anon.)
So he thought of finding it out        (Anon.)
And suddenly in his mind he had a doubt        (Anon.)
So he started to cry        (Anon.)

3735
There was a young lady called        (Frank )
There was a young doctor called        (Mark)
Who was afraid of the dark        (Anon.)
They thought of going to the park        (Anon.)
thank God they didn't know how to bark        (Anon.)

3734
a jocker who laughed ha ha ha        (Zorro)
while dancing the cha cha cha cha        (Zorro)
swallowed a spider        (Anon.)
plus little rider        (Zorro)
that went to his brain la la la        (Zorro)

3733
there was a young ladt called tuck        (Anon.)
climbed onto a ramshackle truck        (Zorro)
so eager to suck        (Zorro)
but was out of luck        (Zorro)
cause her rhyming all ended with fuck        (Zorro)

3732
there was an old lady called anne        (Anon.)
there once was a lady called        (toni)
Lindsey        (Anon.)
There once was a couple called        (Rees)
and she cooled hit hot ass with a fan        (Zoro)

3731
There once was a man named Frank        (Anon.)
There once was a man from Sebring        (Anon.)
There once was a man with a birthday        (Anon.)
Who put nothing in his piggy bank        (Anon.)
There once was a lady callef        (Lizzie)

3730
there once was an irish called Flano        (Anon.)
There once was a man called Louis        (Anon.)
There was on old man called Simon        (Anon.)
there once was a man from Chiang Rai        (tim)
and he followed @twinklypinkly        (Anon.)

3729
There once was a creature named Tiffy        (Smart123)
who said she'd be here in a jiffy        (Zing)
she came over fast        (Zing)
but fell on her ass        (Zing)
and made the whole deal rather iffy        (Zing)

3728
I met a lady from Belize        (Tom)
who was ever so easy to please        (Tom)
She stood naked beside me without shame        (Tom)
Intentently watching the game        (Tom)
A shaven pudenda and a fresh breeze        (Tom)

3727
Happy Birthday Dearest, Sweet , Comapssionate and kind Barb        (EastEnd)
There was a woman called Lou        (Anon.)
None of you know how limericks work, do you?        (Anon.)
But the couldn't define it's species        (LimerickMan)
There was a young girl called Kirstie        (Anon.)

3726
There once was a man named taz        (Anon.)
There once was a man named Terry        (Taz)
There once was a girl named Leshai        (Anon.)
There once was a man named Kevin        (Anon.)
There once was a girl name        (Zoe)

3725
There once was man named steve        (Anon.)
There once was a woman named        (Heidi)
There once was a woman named        (Nicole)
There once was a girl named        (Abby)
There once was a man named mendonca        (Anon.)

3724
there once was a man named Harry        (C)
mandy        (slut)
mandy        (ratchet)
mandi        (Anon.)
mandi        (silva69)

3723
There was a young man from West Lutton        (Connor)
There once was a girl called        (Marcella)
Roll the dice        (Anon.)
guava        (tel)
terry        (Anon.)

3722
There was a moron named Clemon        (clemon)
He wanted to travel to Yemen        (clemon)
So he could drink his fill of semen        (clemon)
Only to realize he was dreaming        (clemon)
There once was a woman called Linda        (Anon.)

3721
There once was a man named John        (Anon.)
Who enjoyed his sandwich with ham        (Sam)
There one was a boy named Ben        (Ben)
Timothy Davis        (Mit)
There once was a an named        (Bunkie)

3720
There was a young lad called Pete        (Anon.)
Who couldn't stay on his seat        (Anon.)
For he had a cock        (Anon.)
That really did rock!        (Anon.)
So he deceived to give it a beat        (Anon.)

3719
There was a young lad called Pete        (Anon.)
The girls all said wow when he showed them his cow        (Anon.)
But he had a cock        (Anon.)
That really did rock!        (Anon.)
And yet babe in arms here he is now        (Anon.)

3718
Teenages care        (Anon.)
Amelia        (Anon.)
straling        (Anon.)
Mandy        (Anon.)
Who had a very big cock        (Pete)


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