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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3025
The once was a girl name        (Trippy)
catherine        (cat)
There once was a man named Brad        (Anon.)
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3024
bro you think I'm a chick        (bro)
but        (bro)
im        (bro)
a dude        (bro)
with a dick        (bro)

3023
There once was a woman named Cathy        (Anon.)
she was high on caffein        (asshat)
she had swag        (xfnxnx)
was agag        (ddnhdn)
did i mention her name was cathy?        (dfhxbdxhbbc)

3022
There once was a thief called McGuinty        (moose)
His cabinet was equally shifty        (Anon.)
When Wynne took the call        (Anon.)
To lead shiftys from fall        (Anon.)
The lies all came back to McGuinty        (Anon.)

3021
There once was a man called john        (Anon.)
gonewild        (Anon.)
Make twenty get twenty        (blue cash everyday)
kaeli        (Anon.)
wcqkdq@qjpeqf.com        (zuroycwfm)

3020
There was once a Scottboro Boys Case        (Bubbles)
Alabama was where it took place        (Anon.)
Nine boys were falsely accused        (Anon.)
People around were bemused        (Anon.)
They put on a wry face        (Bubbles)

3019
There once was a boy named Cam        (cam)
He really liked green eggs and Ham        (yoda)
to drink it was milk        (Anon.)
table cloth of silk        (Anon.)
but never would eat any spam        (yah ya)

3018
there once was a boy named        (cameron dallas)
Who lived in a fancy,green palace        (Anon.)
he looked at his house        (mickey)
toovbmev@qihljhhh.com        (Vlstdvxx)
where is that boy cam        (cam)

3017
the second week was with rachel        (Anon.)
We focused on Merchants & Sales        (Anon.)
TeleSales & lead profiling was the game        (Anon.)
Rachel certainly lived up to her name        (PCO)
She tossed me in the hay and threw bales        (Anon.)

3016
There once was a man named Munge        (Anon.)
Who worked in paypal        (Sam)
her first few weeks in training        (Anon.)
wasnt so draining        (Anon.)
and she came away with a new friend called Hal        (Anon.)

3015
There is a young man named Todd        (Anon.)
Who lived with a frog        (Anon.)
He lived on a farm        (Anon.)
but broke his arm        (Anon.)
but now its Christmas and he is drinking a lot of nog        (Me)

3014
there was a woman in black with a noose        (Anon.)
in the morning she tied it to spruce        (Anon.)
she drank till she cried        (Anon.)
around her neck she tied        (Anon.)
& jumped from the tree to hang loose        (Anon.)

3013
There once was a man named Michael        (mike)
who never enjoyed riding a cycle        (Anon.)
But then he just fell down        (Donny)
and hurt his ankle        (Donny)
So he gave up        (Donny)

3012
That is not milk my friend        (Anon.)
You are confused        (Anon.)
It might be        (Anon.)
In fact        (Anon.)
It is        (Anon.)

3011
Since we became friends its been a right laugh        (scotty)
i love you        (selen)
So much as much as a duck        (Maria)
fuck        (Anon.)
whoops i forgot where i am        (Anon.)

3010
hello        (Anon.)
i am eating jello        (Anon.)
lvcjzivf@dlxgblfo.com        (Rflgnygz)
elcztx@yqexkx.com        (llmemykhum)
he pipes like a boss        (Ross)

3009
Heal        (devis)
My damaged friend        (Anon.)
Who fights like a beast        (Anon.)
dcf        (Anon.)
adfcvegr        (Anon.)

3008
to a fan whose team once knew        (glory)
Gill        (Anon.)
Llama you are so fine        (Llama)
That we got all your twine        (SMD)
Heal my ally        (Anon.)

3007
there once was a girl called sarah        (sarah)
there once was a lad called bradley        (brad)
there was a young lady called nikki        (nikki)
there once was a man called        (jake)
there once was a girl called sarah        (Anon.)

3006
there was an old bore called baker        (baker)
whose great-great-gran was a shaker        (Anon.)
He fell head over heals in love        (Anon.)
He went to a        (Doomsayer)
She told him to kake        (Anon.)

3005
There once was a man from Amsterdam        (Anon.)
He wanted to be a cameraman        (Anon.)
So he traveled, and traveled looking for a new reporter        (Anon.)
And everything was just a blur        (Anon.)
That man from Amstedam        (Anon.)

3004
surfing        (bob the builder)
Slashing        (Anon.)
Bashing        (Anon.)
Crazy        (Anon.)
Fun        (Anon.)

3003
Rowdy Rowly really got fried        (Anon.)
In to a big fat pie        (Anon.)
there was a nice girl called jody        (Anon.)
KOIEYIS JOSOCCO BOEZ        (3208167100)
To travel across the ocean        (Anon.)

3002
Nearly got fried in to a pie        (Reese's pieces )
In to a big fat pie        (Lol)
Htuhsbihxsbxihbxihabkbjzhasbjahbx        (Dubscugsx)
Shishguygsjbjshbdhjba        (Huigsuygsiyshus)
Shmsbjvsjhvsjhvshjbsjhbjsbhbsj        (Anon.)

3001
There was nce a boy named        (Liam)
And his parents were ashamed        (Fabio)
As everyone knew,        (Amy)
He was a little "cookoo"        (LOL)
But only because he was a freaking RETARD        (Anon.)

3000
once there was a great big fight        (hi there)
that gave everyone a big fright        (me again)
it was to the death        (all meeeee)
bob got out of breath        (im not going)
so he set a fire alight        (bonjor)

2999
hhwjey@rsfzih.com        (ucuyqyqc)
assassin's creed        (bllapperman)
there once was a girl name daphne        (Anon.)
There once was a fella named Rusty        (Mandy)
who fell onto his bummy        (tara para pumpty ey)

2998
kev        (Anon.)
acts of defiance against the Capito        (Katniss)
Ronaldo Goal Girls        (Jinith)
which proved his hair curls        (jinxed)
once there was a bird named mat        (Anon.)

2997
There once was a cricketer named Kumar        (Anon.)
fuck off        (Anon.)
(Who had the most troublesome tumour) When he went to the doc        (Anon)
Got it bashed with a rock        (Anon)
en toen werdt hij gestereliseerd met messen        (essen)

2996
girl        (madison)
Janette        (Netty)
Betty        (Anon.)
Fred        (Anon.)
KUMAR        (Anon.)

2995
There once was a dubstep zebra        (Anon.)
i dont know how to rhyme        (Anon.)
so this poem is probably bad        (Anon.)
now im really mad        (Anon.)
OMG I JUST RHYMED OMG OMG OMG I SHOULD WIN POEM OF THE YEAR AWARD YAY YAHOO WOOHOO OLD GRANDPAS WHO        (Anon.)

2994
bob        (Anon.)
bob        (Anon.)
bob        (Anon.)
bob        (Anon.)
bob likes soup        (Anon.)

2993
Fizz is our pet guinea pig        (Anon.)
Noise, desolation, and anger        (kenda)
my cows are smelly        (bob)
stinky stinky smelly        (Anon.)
with some pizza in their bellies        (bob)

2992
The was once a boy named sid        (Sid)
There once was a set of characters That shared a motif        (Anon.)
Lady called chrissie        (Kitty)
There was a man from France        (Anon.)
I ate all of her toes        (Claire)

2991
Their once was a guy named Micky        (Anon.)
A programmer called Mat Van Rhoon        (Anon.)
Their once was a guy named Wacker        (Anon.)
There once was a lady called Jane        (Anon.)
THERE ONCE WAS A QUEEN CALLED        (BUBBLE)

2990
There once was a boy named Micky        (Micky )
Who found a flower and named it Ricky        (Anon.)
He ripped it in half        (Anon.)
Then jumped on a calf        (Anon.)
And now the calf is all icky        (Anon.)

2989
That guy with those girls is Chuck        (Rafael Hernandez)
that guy with no friends is dave        (dave)
jahova is awesome        (jay)
there was once a very cute kitten        (mitten)
Pickles dipped in nacho cheese is what I'm goin to crave        (Smart hoss)

2988
there was a boy named luck        (toby)
he didnt have many bucks        (Anon.)
He met a girl with hair of red        (Raphael Hernandez)
Before to long they were in his bed        (Anon.)
Unfortunately it was 50 dollars a fuck        (Anon.)

2987
There once was a girl named Hilary        (Mac)
Whose fetish was Bloody Bathory        (And)
She had a vibrating cleaver        (Anon.)
To use on her beaver        (Anon.)
And that's not even her heavy artillery.        (Anon.)

2986
There once was a girl named cat        (Anon.)
she looked just like a rat        (sades)
her son looked just like a mouse        (Anon.)
a dog looking man was her spouse        (Anon.)
your a major fuckin fag        (Anon.)

2985
there once was a fellow named Si        (si)
Sanjay        (Sanju)
Bob        (Booo)
There was a young girl from beirut        (Anon.)
dick up your puusy        (anon.)

2984
There once was a man named grandpa        (Anon.)
Rowanbank        (Anon.)
Bob        (Bob)
fuckin prick lick pussy shit        (Anon.)
i like bare penises        (Anon.)

2983
there was once a shark name grim        (jj)
it loves to eat grit        (Anon.)
fuck        (Anon.)
dicks        (Anon.)
fun        (Anon.)

2982
There once was a lad called Gill        (Anon.)
She decided to leave Sheffiel'        (Anon.)
Headed for the bright lights        (Anon.)
Be missed by Sheffieldites        (Anon.)
We love her we know she'll be awesome        (Anon.)

2981
thereonce was a swag fag named yo        (hoe)
he kept saying yolo        (hoe)
so he stayed a virgin        (hoe)
like bob        (hoe)
you guys are fucking assholes        (BOB)

2980
there once was a man named bob        (yo)
he couldnt get a blow job        (yo)
so he got a hand job        (yo)
from himself        (yo)
cause all bobs are fucking virgins        (yo)

2979
there once was a man with no job        (yo)
umm he was a fatass slob        (yo)
he was a midget and couldnt reach the door nob        (Anon.)
until he got into a hand job        (yo)
fresh asshole        (yo)

2978
There was once was a lady from France        (Aline)
who liked to dance        (trey)
she played at pcs        (Anon.)
And also dicks        (Bob)
bob gets more dick than tat lady        (asshole)

2977
There once was a girl named Ann        (Ma)
That fried her hair in a pan        (Anne)
She was in a barn        (Bob)
And her cat played with yarn        (Anonymous)
But the barn set on fire        (Tim K)

2976
There once was a Dr.Margraf        (Anon.)
and he gave a very loud laugh        (Anon.)
he then had to think        (Anon.)
and then had to blink        (Anon.)
for he had discovered zinc        (Anon.)

2975
There once was a lad named        (Steve)
Andreas        (Anon.)
/;/        (Anon.)
pp/u        (Anon.)
u/p/u        (Anon.)


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