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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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5605
There once was a girl called daphne        (Anon.)
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5604
Softball is the best sport,        (Sage)
There once was a boy named        (Jeff)
hi sup bye        (Anon.)
Makes me pee        (Anon.)
There once was a girl        (Anon.)

5603
There once were nine libraries        (Anon.)
A hottie name Jai        (Steve)
Keshawn        (Anon.)
My brother eats the lawn.        (Sage)
Do you even know how to pay        (Bob)

5602
There once was a girl called catherine        (Anon.)
There once was a clown        (sam)
shannon        (Anon.)
change        (Anon.)
who wanted a silly gown        (Anon.)

5601
there once was a man on the run        (fred)
Who celebrated his birthday with rum        (Florian)
bob frank and beans        (jacsyn)
dodge, jump and leans        (Kai)
There once was a girl called catherine        (Anon.)

5600
There once was a boyfriend called        (Gee)
internetverslaving        (Anon.)
Graham        (Anon.)
there once was a gala mailing party        (invite)
1.Buboes 2.Vomit 3.Black Death 4.Death 5.Planets 6.Jews 7.Bad smells 8.Flagellant 9.Shaved c        (Anon.)

5599
hello my name is bobby        (beeps)
hi i am not a retard        (not a retard)
SAY WHAT JEFFY        (JEFFY)
yo peeps i eat blood        (Anon.)
i am not anon dot        (not anondot)

5598
There once was a girl named Victorial        (Jimmy)
There once was a boy named        (willy)
There once was a girl named Rachael        (Flossy)
There once was someone named Jesus        (Anon.)
There once lived a gay twink named Jared        (Jesus)

5597
There once was a nig from the hood        (Anon.)
He was always up to no good        (Anon.)
He drove his six fo        (Anon.)
And opened his do        (Anon.)
That crip flew straight over his hood        (Anon.)

5596
there once was a cow that rolls        (Luca)
There once was a girl named kathy        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Lottie        (anon)
There once was a young boy named Jacl        (Anon.)
There once was        (Abi)

5595
There was an IC called        (Themba)
Hip hip hooree you're 53        (Anon.)
You've made it this far        (Anon.)
there once was a town named kresk        (carrie)
And pooped his pants        (Luca)

5594
there once was a princess called walker        (nicki)
oh my god she a sweet talker        (Anon.)
samantha        (Anon.)
fucked it up        (Not Samantha)
Good job shes not a daughter.        (Not Samantha)

5593
I know a guy named Tyler        (Anon.)
He enjoys eating gymmy bears        (Anon.)
Troll        (Troll)
lol        (Troll)
lol        (Troll)

5592
I know a man named        (Ignis)
Dirk        (Anon.)
He was short and birk        (yt)
hi        (Anon.)
hi        (hi)

5591
I look at him with a burning rage        (Anon.)
Othello        (Brady )
I am very Mellow        (Anon.)
Merlin        (Rangy)
there once was a taco        (cece)

5590
your adopted        (Anon.)
your adopted        (meow)
his foot smelt bad        (foot)
no fun to be had        (john)
and the lion laughed at the cow        (Anon.)

5589
Cowards run scared from the fight        (Tis)
I went to the blue zoo        (Anon.)
the lady gave a hoot        (Anon.)
It was my crew        (Anon.)
you are not a jew        (PoisonISSweet)

5588
merlin        (Anon.)
Sex        (Anon.)
Mex        (Anon.)
Gay        (Anon.)
Gay        (Sil)

5587
in hot weather please use hot wankies        (Anon.)
Daddy        (Wenis )
Her house was made of salami        (Anon.)
And was built by her mommy        (Anon.)
He liked to space whack        (Loog )

5586
Blood drops down the walls        (Killer)
She was always watching porn        (Dawn)
cut the grass        (devin)
Blood drops down the walls        (devin)
Hope they horse doesn't falls        (Sam)

5585
room on the roof        (Anon.)
delhi is not far        (Anon.)
the blue umbrella        (Anon.)
ruskin bond        (Anon.)
the night stop at shamli        (Anon.)

5584
Hen night        (Tiff)
portugal        (Loop)
She travelled around the planet        (Janet)
She danced around the planet        (Janet)
The queens plumber        (Rob)

5583
There once was a mommy who lived in Smami        (TepigPuff)
She had medium length brown hair        (TepigPuff)
Her house was made of salami        (TepigPuff)
And her pet hare was named Bear        (TepigPuff)
She worked at an icecream stand with Bear        (TepigPuff)

5582
There once was a guy called Nige        (Anon.)
Wassa        (Anon.)
There once was a creep called        (Sean)
Snwoopy Plaza        (TepigPuff)
The creep scared Nige and he farted        (TepigPuff)

5581
there is a guy in my class        (Anon.)
that looks like he let out a gas        (Anon.)
he looked around the room        (Anon.)
to see the peoples wombs        (Anon.)
light up like a burning grass        (Anon.)

5580
there is a girl in my class        (addisyn)
yo        (Anon.)
cool        (Anon.)
dude        (Anon.)
food        (Anon.)

5579
There was a young man called Rus        (rus)
who was hit by bus        (Anon.)
he was old        (Anon.)
and slightly cold        (Anon.)
and lost his poor pus        (Anon.)

5578
There once was a girl named Elaine        (Anon.)
Who acted extremely insane        (Anon.)
Then she met        (CJ)
A girl with a pet        (Anon.)
And threw her off the curb of the lane        (Anon.)

5577
happy sue ran to her car        (s)
Pizarro        (Anon.)
which wouldn't take her very far        (Anon.)
which wouldn't take her very far        (karen)
curtis loves you        (Al)

5576
There was a young man called Smaegol        (Smaegol)
Who could no longer hold onto his beach ball        (Smaegol)
he walked around the beach        (Sisterrama)
and liked to teach        (Sisterrama)
how to no longer hold on to your beach ball        (s)

5575
Friend Kayla is such a cool cat!        (bowling)
there once was a boy names mo        (Anon.)
She thought she was all that        (Lala)
copper        (Anon.)
Clara        (Anon.)

5574
there once was a young man in Naples        (Oliver)
Who's nipples for held on by Staples        (Oliver)
And when he wore a shirt        (Oliver)
Oh my God how it hurt        (Oliver)
Screaming curse words you can't say on cable        (Oliver)

5573
On the breast of a barmaid in sale        (Oliver)
Is tattooed the price of brown ale        (Oliver)
And on her behind        (Oliver)
For the sake of the blind        (Anon.)
What's the same information in Braille        (Oliver)

5572
I love you so much        (Hank)
Ringgit        (Anon.)
I pooped my pants        (Larry)
Again        (Oliver)
O joy        (Ren)

5571
There was a man called Andy        (Anon.)
There once was a girl names Ms. Stone        (Anon.)
laren        (Anon.)
The Darkness Rock My Socks        (Sassy)
green        (Anon.)

5570
ANAL        (Anon.)
a crazy old witch        (Anon.)
The was a girl called Sarah        (Anon.)
sarah        (Anon.)
Gym        (Anon.)

5569
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANALANALANALUBITCH)

5568
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK        (Anon.)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)

5567
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)
ANAL        (ANAL)

5566
Hi        (ANAL)
Fucker101        (Anon.)
Fucker101        (Anon.)
Fucker101        (Anon.)
Fucker101        (Anon.)

5565
GET FUCKED BITCH        (FUCK)
you shit hole        (Anon.)
FUCK        (Anon.)
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK        (Anon.)
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK        (FUCK)

5564
qwerty got fucked        (Anon.)
hi        (Anon.)
fuck you        (bithch)
hi        (Anon.)
hi        (Anon.)

5563
there once was a man        (Anon.)
He got fucked in the arse        (Anon.)
he is now a gay fuck        (Anon.)
not t be sexist or anything        (Anon.)
YOU MOTHER FUCKER        (Fucker101)

5562
tart a new one        (n)
My candy bar needs honey        (Lex)
I eat food when my tummy is growling        (Lex)
He had sex        (Anon.)
He Got Kids        (Fucker101)

5561
salad        (niyah)
Once upon visiting Nantes        (Anon.)
I happened upon a maiden Aunt        (Anon.)
cough cough        (Anon.)
vrvrvrv        (n)

5560
qqwertyuiop        (lol)
qwertrwescwvrrev        (rvvrvr)
rvrvrv        (vrvrv)
vrvrvrv        (vvvvvv)
rvrvrvrvrvrv        (vrrvrvrvrvrvvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrrvrvrvrvrv)

5559
a long time ago on Woolbridge Farm        (Anon.)
a d=farmer called Mile worked hard in his barn        (Anon.)
There was a young lady called lyn        (Anon.)
your face is made of yarn        (nicky)
wertyu        (dddd)

5558
There once was a doctor called        (phil)
Richard        (Dick )
She was very scared but no one cared        (Anne frank)
they were all scared        (Anon.)
Line 5        (Soup )

5557
there was a young fellow        (alex)
Who was quite mellow        (Andrew)
He gave it a try        (Michigan)
And now Wyatt is not Quiet        (Wyatt)
mr woodworm        (me)

5556
There once was a lad named        (Eric)
Vipul        (Sharma)
amasham        (india)
There was an old man called        (Mark)
the was a young fellow called alex        (Anon.)

5555
There once was a girl named        (Beth)
saahil        (Anon.)
Heidi        (Fairy )
There once was a man named        (Nizdick)
fffff        (dddd)


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