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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3624
Green eggs and ham I found in the ground        (Lose)
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Archive (latest 50 limericks) 


3623
I know that its going downhill        (mani)
My sister can be such a pill        (Loserman)
Why am I dead        (Lose)
She chopped off my head        (Lose)
She for sure had no chill        (Lose)

3622
I wish it was as simple as that        (mani)
to hold to love steadfast        (mani)
but just as it may        (mani)
I have gone astray        (mani)
and it all ended in combat        (mani)

3621
There once was a girl named Sue.        (ally)
She liked to scream MOOOOOOO!!!        (ally)
One day she make cider        (ally)
Then the next day she yelled "I'm the middy rider!"        (ally)
Then she went to look for clues        (ally)

3620
There once was a girl named        (Cari)
sick        (Anon.)
she was a bit sick        (Anon.)
Clear        (Anon.)
Clear        (Anon.)

3619
once i ate a dick        (Anon.)
it taste good        (Anon.)
i loved it        (Anon.)
just kidding it was a bananna        (Anon.)
no it was reallly was a dick        (Anon.)

3618
There was a girl named Maddy        (Anon.)
who had an awesome daddy        (Anon.)
lalalala        (Anon.)
lalalal        (Anon.)
ssss'kf'\        (Anon.)

3617
there once was a trooper named        (Amey)
I know a cool dude named        (aiden)
who was thin and mean        (Mr. manni)
with her pants tied in a        (granny)
dinosaur dan        (Anon.)

3616
there was a car named dan        (pard)
whats up        (kim)
You look like the devil        (Anila)
his name was nevil        (idk)
And kim tried the best that she can        (J)

3615
there was a man named tom keely        (Anon.)
who was feeling kinda sickly        (Josh)
there once was a boy named james        (Anon.)
who was keeling over with names        (gooby)
5 lines        (car)

3614
owner by emily elizabeth        (Anon.)
There once was a lady called Sarah        (Anon.)
She chased some storms        (Anon.)
he comes from dover        (onion)
turned out the blob was a snob        (Gabe)

3613
There once were a pair of twins        (Alli)
They worked for a lot of wins        (Alli)
Sometimes they failed        (Alli)
But yet they were pail        (Alli)
Someday they will make a pin        (Alli)

3612
There once were cousin basketballs        (Nse)
They traveled alot through malls        (Nse)
Sometimes they'd wither        (Nse)
Times were rather bitter        (Nse)
Soon while became famous in halls        (Nse)

3611
There is a planet called mars        (JPS)
Where you find a lot of stars        (JPS)
You will go crazy        (JPS)
Because it's so hazy        (JPS)
as you look at the stars from your cars        (JPS)

3610
Once upon a time a guy liked pie        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (Kiki)
who loved to go to tikis        (KIKI)
Hi bye        (Anon.)
There is a planet called mars        (Anon.)

3609
there once was a man named rob        (Anon.)
who ate a squiggly blob        (Anon.)
but the blob minded        (Anon.)
to be blinded        (Anon.)
turned out the blob was a snob        (poem by Fazio)

3608
there was once a boy named Al        (Al)
There once was a girl named        (libby)
Sal        (Anon.)
There was a girl        (Fazio)
the end        (Fazio (again))

3607
qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq        (qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq)
what the fuck youre a fuck fuck fuck fuck        (fuck fuck)
ITS RAPING TIME        (ASD)
bronies and furries for life!        (BronyFurry)
Tofu        (Vegetarian)

3606
Tentacle Porn        (eyyyyyy)
cheese puffs        (fwegernit)
qwepojxs9th2389qes39r        (43234342)
Tulka        (Anon.)
to the window to the walls till the sweat drips down my balls        (Anon.)

3605
ruit7r6e5wyurftrdy        (ttyrutfj)
76ti5u960yo8ti76e54wtye        (aldfsjdhuo)
blah        (Anon.)
Bleh        (Anon.)
Fuckballs        (Faggotburger)

3604
i knew i guy named shulk        (person)
hdrthjfvkhhstrhjkvmcshrjdtcgh        (aldfsjdhuo)
ry57jtdyw54yujshtyud        (ttyrutfj)
76ti5u960yo8ti76e54wtye        (tur6yuitoypyoitudryes)
ytrhiteyh5wedtj        (ur6tkiyr)

3603
A dog named russell        (Anon.)
Was in quite a puzzle        (Chi)
He didn't know where his food was        (Eva)
HI        (Anon.)
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP        (HENRY)

3602
The next chapter took her to Durham        (Lozza)
there was a young man called        (Ben)
traveled to a distant land        (Wyatt)
mosasarous        (Anon.)
dick        (Anon.)

3601
There once was a cat        (Anon.)
called lou        (fgn)
who licked poo        (chaz)
Gay        (Anon.)
Rude        (71.28.79.2)

3600
Harry decker who was born with a corkscrew pecker        (Anon.)
Can i have a cappuccino        (Benski)
Olivia        (liv)
freya        (sunshine)
tree        (Anon.)

3599
There once was a man named        (Brian)
gonzo        (Anon.)
mercedes sprinter        (Benny)
There once was a man named        (Nick)
There once was man        (Anon.)

3598
Roger        (Anon.)
Ben        (Ben)
is celebrating his 58th birthday        (Zes)
celebrate birthday        (jc)
birthday        (Shaniqua)

3597
A Wyre member of staff called Andy        (Anon.)
The boy from        (Anon.)
michael jackson        (Anon.)
He had a great passion        (Danny)
but he had a terrible fashion        (Anon.)

3596
The boy from        (Anon.)
Samsung        (Anon.)
went to a barn dance        (Anon.)
but there was no chance        (Anon.)
of him meeting his grandmum        (Anon.)

3595
callum        (callum)
callum lee        (callum)
There once was a Mosasaur        (Anon.)
who went to the dollar store        (Anon.)
ff        (rach)

3594
there qonce was a laad called billy        (Anon.)
who had an enormous willy        (Anon.)
the girls all screamed wwhen they saw him sneeze        (Anon.)
and realise it was a snake        (Anon.)
and he was very silly        (clickers)

3593
there once was a lad named        (matty)
Dan        (Anon.)
who thought he was a man        (lolly)
until he started wearing bras        (Anon.)
and dressing like a tart        (Anon.)

3592
happy bloody birthday        (aine)
there was an old lady        (kacy)
super        (nick)
Abbey        (Abi)
Couldn't walk for two        (Sam)

3591
I have a sticker poster        (Anon.)
Switzerland        (Chris Gruber)
ty        (ty)
Shrek is cool        (Shrek)
Shrek        (Shrek)

3590
i was shoping in the mall        (dennis200)
but then i almost fall        (dennis200)
i life in hoogevven        (Anon.)
whats a hoogevven? coo~ coo~        (iminlovewithcocopuffs)
Hoogeveen: a municipality and a town in the northeastern Netherlands        (maria)

3589
There was a young girl called Chantelle        (Anon.)
She had a srraberry candle        (maria)
they make a nice breakfast treat        (Anon.)
Then the cat came and have a feaast        (christian)
and life in hoogeveen        (den=cool)

3588
Im sorry to say brother john        (mary)
Let me get myself some cash.        (Anon.)
he wrestled a bear        (rieks)
Max        (Anon.)
isdumb        (Anon.)

3587
the little girl in question is named        (joyce)
and waiting was not her first choice        (Anon.)
his name was pop        (pop)
He came aboard on to the fully loaded dock        (Kennito)
Therefore he scream and cried with tears of joy        (Lock)

3586
There once was a girl called        (Chell)
who woke up late in a        (cell)
Glados wasn't        (there)
emptiness in        (the air )
is this an apple store from        (hell?)

3585
There once was a girl called        (Nuala)
who woke up late in a cell        (Chell)
Glados wasn't there        (Anon.)
emptiness in the air        (Anon.)
is this an apple store from hell?        (Anon.)

3584
Ambulocetus natans was a cetacean        (Anon.)
Who lived in the earned ocean        (Anon.)
It's Brian's Birthday        (Anon.)
The graveyard is scary        (Nobody)
my friend is a vampire        (Anon.)

3583
There was an old lady named Sally        (Anon.)
kept track of her age on a tally        (Anon.)
There once was a man call gib        (Anon.)
There once was a place called bundy        (Anon.)
coma        (Ama)

3582
SFIOSADMFDF        (Anon.)
who's circuits kept on flapping        (Chris)
when u have ahickup igo pop        (Anon.)
There once was a boy named Cowan (Anon.) Who kidnapped the jimmy Fallon(Anon.) THEN        (Anon.)
Stop trying to use the Cowan line.        (Anon.)

3581
There once was a boy named Cowan        (Anon.)
Who kidnapped the jimmy Fallon        (Anon.)
THEN HE WAS IN THE GALLON        (Annin.)
WITH A TALLON        (BREEZE)
I have an neighbour named Mark        (Tartanmax)

3580
young ladies swinging in their vintage        (zoe)
I know a young lady named        (Sue)
Lily        (Anon.)
yggugyguygugukyg        (Anon.)
hjgklhwty8jhfi        (fbejtue4tr)

3579
fow        (Anon.)
stop        (Anon.)
i like popcorn        (popkern )
eat pie        (john)
when u have ahickup igo pop        (Anon.)

3578
there was a girl from Delano        (Minnesota gal)
who played video games with a chello        (Minnesota gal)
this week end she started        (Minnesota gal)
when her hair parted        (Minnesota gal)
but has neirhter game or fellow        (Minnesota gal)

3577
There once was a girl who liked to read        (Anon.)
but she pooped her pants        (Anon.)
you ate ugly        (Anon.)
poop butt        (Anon.)
butt hole        (Anon.)

3576
poop butt        (retqrd)
you ate ugly        (bobby)
lol        (u)
gigade        (quagm,ire)
goose        (porky)

3575
There once was a girl called Toni        (Toni)
Whose accent was terribly phoney        (Marcus)
She sounded quite posh        (Marcus)
As she said "oh my gosh"        (Marcus)
I think I have lost my dear pony        (Marcuus)

3574
there was an old man        (sergio)
whos name is        (Sky)
he loves to fly        (Anon.)
there once was a scout named sam        (cahs)
There Was a girl who liked jäger        (Anon.)


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