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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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5878
i once knew a cat named anna        (Anon.)
Tom        (Anon.)
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HINT: Third line should have 4, 5 or 6 syllables line and the last syllable should NOT rhyme with the last syllable of line 2.

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5877
There was once a boy named        (Josh)
who had a big tash        (jimmy)
There once was a girl named        (Tones)
Stephen        (Anon.)
who smoked a lot of hash        (smh)

5876
There once was a girl named Michelle        (Anon.)
Who broke out of shell        (Anon.)
When she found a nice nook        (Anon.)
And sat down and read a good book        (Anon.)
Shot a pig        (Gemma)

5875
There once was a girl named        (Kayla)
Angie        (Anon.)
Rhiannon        (Hadleigh)
There was once a dog name Sherwood        (Sherwood)
There once was a fellow named Donaimian        (Anon.)

5874
There once was a man named        (Chris)
Who was granted the gift of one wish        (Anon.)
He wished for heaven        (Anon.)
And all he was given        (Anon.)
Was a blowjob sealed with a kiss        (Anon.)

5873
There was a young man called        (Gareth)
Kieran        (Anon.)
he served up an ace        (Anon.)
in acres of space        (Anon.)
Thanks to my great dad for today        (Steve)

5872
there once was a man named neil        (Anon.)
There once was a woman named Colleen        (Anon.)
It started with an old baseball game on the radio playing in the background about the first black ma        (Anon.)
Tracey        (Anon.)
there once was a man named        (Gareth)

5871
there once was a man named dick        (Felix)
There once was a lady called polly        (Pauline)
There was once a lady called Catherine        (Cat)
fewefew        (Anon.)
fdfaefeafe        (Anon.)

5870
fall        (Anon.)
There once was a legend named        (Kofi)
He was a mensch, but also full of covfefe        (Anon.)
penis        (penis)
omfg this is a good limerick        (Anon.)

5869
There once was a man who was thought to be a legend        (Vedran)
But when hard times came he quit it        (Anon.)
Branndt is a big bitch whos gay        ( Brandt)
Tanner is Fat        (Tanner)
Tanner is an ugly bitch        (Tanneres)

5868
I know a man named mark        (Fez)
Who is marrieing her partner sarash        (Anon.)
pastor steve        (bird)
There was a young man named Ian        (Anon.)
souvlaki dave birthday omg aspendale        (Mel)

5867
There once was a man called dave        (Julie)
Whose birthday is today        (Anon.)
He is prone to rude jokes        (Anon.)
He is the best of all blokes        (Anon.)
But he just has to misbevave        (Anon.)

5866
there was once a girl called nikola        (Anon.)
Look at the rancor. Fairfax, San Anselmo, and the Ross Valley residents in general are having a terr        (Anon.)
there was a young boy called jesh rish        (Anon.)
The never made it to the bar,        (Lachie)
There was a birthday boy called dave        (Julie)

5865
I knew a man who had 6 feet        (Anon.)
but couldn't hit a ball        (Jim)
There was a lady called Janet        (Anon.)
There was a girl called        (Sarah)
And his testicles his his knob        (Bob)

5864
candy is good for you        (Anon.)
That's why I took two.        (Anon.)
I took one too many        (Anon.)
and got diabetes        (Anon.)
There once was a girl grom Australia        (Anon.)

5863
Chocolate is good for you        (Loza)
That's why I had two.        (Nick)
I got constipated        (gump)
she likes playing with a hockey stick        (Rhian )
And then she did a poo        (Ang)

5862
There once was a woman named clare        (Anon.)
The was once a lady named Mel        (Mel)
There once was a girl named        (Acacia)
beget        (Anon.)
There once was a boy named        (Germ)

5861
In trips in the car        (Anon.)
I had a blue guitar        (Anon.)
We went on a bump        (Anon.)
And then a stump        (Anon.)
And I dropped the guitar far        (Anon.)

5860
The once was a manager called Charles        (Anon.)
hammerhead        (shark)
shark        (Anon.)
cutlture and diversity        (Anon.)
Daniel        (Anon.)

5859
There once was a man called        (Tim)
In the middle of singing a hymn        (Anon.)
He tried to rhyme        (Anon.)
Didn't have enough time        (Anon.)
Now he'll never be slim.        (Anon.)

5858
There was a young girl called        (Immy)
Joe        (Anon.)
there once was a girl from        (ohio)
chris        (Anon.)
There was a woman called        (Shelagh)

5857
There once was a woman called        (Donna)
Who didn't like spiders upon her        (Anon.)
She called out for Zac        (Anon.)
Who ran out the back        (Anon.)
Cos he thought that his mum was a goner!        (Anon.)

5856
Eagles Lodge Olympics        (Prussia)
Irma Jose Fire Hurricane        (Anon.)
He travelled to Austrailia        (Jake)
On a gap year in Aus        (Jake)
She always smelled like flowers        (Anon.)

5855
youfoodz        (Barb)
freedom kitchens        (win, win, win)
relax        (Barb)
not cook        (Barb)
eat        (Barb)

5854
There once was a man called dave        (Anon.)
I know a man named Tom        (Anon.)
when there was a need for data        (Anon.)
colin        (wanker)
slut girl whose name was molin        (gogo)

5853
If i was rosebud        (Sage)
have fun at parties        (Anon.)
hello        (jim)
dddd        (Anon.)
dddd        (Anon.)

5852
Rob        (Anon.)
Who missed the first line like a fob.        (pickle_limerick)
Not knowing the trick to the first line o' limerick        (pickle_limerick)
He quit his poetry job.        (pickle_limerick)
oh wait I botched it didn't I? ~Rob        (pickle_limerick)

5851
Stuckador        (Erik)
There was a man called Rich        (Rich)
Who's lover was a terrible bitch        (Anon.)
she would dribble and lick        (rover)
for a choice she would sit        (rover)

5850
JIm        (Stoner)
Twee Wezen        (Drunk)
Sassenheim        (Swann)
Sank        (Erik)
Sunk        (Swann)

5849
There was once a dog called arthur        (Kar)
There was once a nurse named Barry        (Anon.)
They loved to sing together        (Zoe)
Data inquiry impact next steps        (Data wise )
There once was a man named        (JIm)

5848
There once was a nurse named sharon        (Anon.)
Jew        (Anon.)
They liked to play pool        (Boyz)
A little goblin fool        (Anon.)
There once a man named        (andy)

5847
There once was a guy named Frank        (Judy)
He has not been called Tad        (Raad)
There once was a captain called nic        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called nic        (Anon.)
hi i loisjacbjadncjldnhvjd        (hi i am watching you)

5846
They have a man who have blond hair        (Anon.)
richard        (Anon.)
rebecca        (becky)
Jeff        (Anon.)
There was a smart man called        (Jeff)

5845
there was a young man named alix        (Anon.)
you will be wed in a        (Anon.)
Idk        (Anon.)
The people of Bluxome        (Anon.)
Lol lol        (dsydag)

5844
there once was a man called chris        (Anon.)
There once was a developer called torsten        (Anon.)
There once was a writer called        (Will)
there once was a girl called        (nat)
death to a man named chris        (gabe)

5843
There once was a manager called        (Carolyn )
5841        (alexa)
turuei        (Anon.)
wuuu        (Anon.)
Crown fox        (Katey)

5842
Monero        (Anon.)
Monero, you've got me snorting speed        (Anon.)
Listening to Nicky Romero, I feel life cant be beat        (Anon.)
But before the cops come I should sort some privacy        (Anon.)
& shit-coin cant handle the rivalry!        (Anon.)

5841
Pineapples are always quite dandy        (Anon.)
In fact, they are extremely handy        (Anon.)
If you're ever hungry        (Anon.)
as to fix your tongue-y        (Anon.)
Use pineapples. Don't get them sandy!        (Boi)

5840
Pineapples are always dandy        (Anon.)
d\        (Anon.)
dddddd        (Anon.)
dfd        (Anon.)
dwaw        (Anon.)

5839
I love gettin high        (Anon.)
Can't wait for my package        (Icon)
wtfisthisshit        (Anon.)
...        (Anon.)
...        (Anon.)

5838
There was once a class of students        (Anon.)
Jan        (Anon.)
Welcome to our guest room        (Anon.)
There was once a brigidine girl        (Corinthian)
whos warts made you hurl        (svenrick)

5837
There are two little frogs        (Frogs )
teacher        (bella)
no food in the house        (bella)
preacher        (Anon.)
unknown        (Anon.)

5836
There once was a Lady called Fanny        (Anon.)
Her Temper was always so sunny        (Anon.)
But no food in the house        (Anon.)
and she'll jump from a bridge        (Anon.)
But she is kind        (Emma)

5835
there was a lady called        (sarah)
Sharon        (Shaz)
Drew        (Anon.)
Harriet        (Anon.)
the leader was on the baron        (Fanny)

5834
There once was a girl named brielle        (Anon.)
Deanna        (Anon.)
He's an avowed racist        (Joe)
Particular        (Aaron)
Chris        (Anon.)

5833
There once was a girl named        (mazza)
Trace        (Anon.)
Tracey        (Anon.)
Joe        (Anon.)
Jerry        (Anon.)

5832
There once was a girl called lucy        (Betty)
Who liked lots of vodka with juicy        (Anon.)
It's her birthday today        (Anon.)
She'll go out to play        (Anon.)
There once was a girl name Morrigan        (Anon.)

5831
There once was a young man called Frank        (Anon.)
wayne        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named rebecca        (Becca)
Clara        (Anon.)
Girl        (Clara)

5830
June        (Anon.)
Loon        (Anon.)
Bruises        (Anon.)
Cruises        (Anon.)
Swoon        (Anon.)

5829
there was a young man named        (nick)
Chris Hopkins        (Anon.)
Rupert Reynolds        (Anon.)
dave        (Anon.)
But he moved and now I hate him        (Tim)

5828
There once was a girl named flysa        (Anon.)
Gerri        (Cougar)
there once was a boy named alex krause        (mas)
There once was a frog named bob        (bob)
ther once was a man named        (nick)


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