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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3227
there once was a guy named brady        (lc)
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3226
You look like that one guy I knew        (billbob)
who always ate porridge and glue        (wut)
it wasn't that nice        (chen)
so he tried it with rice        (xiu)
and then thought "well it's better than poo"        (steve jobs)

3225
There is a driver named John        (Jack)
Sarah Rose feminist        (Anon.)
one day when the petrol runs out        (Anon.)
I drove fast on the rout        (kira)
There once was a cat named rhino,        (Anon.)

3224
There is a student named Jawad        (Anon.)
He really thinks abroad        (Anon.)
He plays sports like football and football        (Anon.)
And really likes to eat gumballs        (Anon.)
His greatest fear is not being fearless        (Anon.)

3223
There once was a young Czech linguist        (Anon.)
who sadly remained undistinguished        (Kareha)
At every conference        (Kareha)
she lost her confidence        (Kareha)
and forgot to speak English        (Kareha)

3222
There once was a girl named Kate        (Anon.)
Who swore up and down she was straight        (Anon.)
But sadly, they say        (Anon.)
She turned out to be gay        (Anon.)
And then she received lots of hate        (Anon.)

3221
There once was a girl named Kate        (Donna)
There once was a woman named Anna        (Anon.)
there once was a fella named patrick        (Anon.)
Who clearly stated she was straight        (Anon.)
But sadly, they say        (Anon.)

3220
As I took a massive turd in her mouth        (Anon.)
She began to scream and shout        (Anon.)
it was runny like a hot fudge sunday        (Anon.)
and wasn't so fresh after Monday        (Anon.)
But that shit, it went straight down south        (Anon.)

3219
There once was a fag named henry        (Anon.)
Who had swag that I envy        (Anon.)
Then he sucked on my chode        (Anon.)
Like Saint Row's 18+ mode        (Anon.)
Deeply engraved in my memory        (Anon.)

3218
There was a girl that was cute        (Anon.)
And also mute        (Anon.)
Because I came in her ear        (Anon.)
And took a shit in her beer        (Anon.)
FYUCK U O        (Anon.)

3217
nice meme        (Anon.)
that's the theme        (Anon.)
As I cream        (Anon.)
Making your mum green        (Anon.)
And filling her spleen        (Anon.)

3216
thsrthethe        (awrg)
drgsrgfsre        (essegsg)
there once was a hinckley point worker        (dc245)
Human skull left at Goodwill        (Anon.)
he was still very much a man        (Dan )

3215
there is a pig        (Anon.)
ate a kicj        (Anon.)
eat a lemon        (Anon.)
a pennon        (kishen)
vffvf        (Anon.)

3214
Beef, cheese, and macaroni        (Anon.)
roundhouse kick, pepperoni        (Anon.)
anon for fun        (Anon.)
on the xbox one        (Anon.)
white bread, mustard, bologna        (Anon.)

3213
Boris were runing on the        (park)
when the sky turned dark        (Anon.)
rain began to fall        (Anon.)
and he started to bawl        (Anon.)
screw        (Steve)

3212
There once was a Captain named        (Flip)
Brian Hawley        (Anon.)
There was once a young lady called Kiri        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named Sydney Rose        (Anon.)
There once was a Captain named        (Roscoe)

3211
there once was a jaguar from tibet        (Anon.)
Er was eens een jongen in Fankrijk        (Anon.)
There once was a gamer called        (henkoe)
who liked to eat        (lisa)
Flip        (Anon.)

3210
fuck marry kill Porkbutte        (Anon.)
There was a designer name Kristyn        (Kristyn)
who liked to travel abroard        (Jiminey)
tere was a bar owner        (tom)
what da heeelllll        (yo diggy dog)

3209
there was a donor who made a donation        (Bella)
for which he received a standing ovation        (agz)
The once was a jaguar in tibet        (Lee)
Ababa        (Anon.)
A sprightly old lady from Rome        (Anon)

3208
Who takes the credit for WhatsApp        (jay)
ching chong        (ying yang)
tHERE WAS A YOUNG MAN NAMED NIC        (NIC)
there was a young man named        (Gareth)
fletcher        (Anon.)

3207
There was a good friend in old Staunton        (Anon.)
Who shared an assorment most often        (Anon.)
dani        (Anon.)
dick        (bill)
There once was a guy named        (Bill)

3206
fuck        (.)
tits        (Anon.)
dick        (Anon.)
motherfucker        (Anon.)
pussy licker        (Anon.)

3205
There once was a girl named        (Emilee)
there once was a guy named        (clay)
They liked to play all day        (:))
there once was a girl named        (suzie)
there once was a guy named        (Stieler)

3204
how kangaroos got there tails        (big kangaroo)
there once was a birthday boy named Dan        (Anon.)
There once were these girls at        (Chic-Nic)
There once was a lady named eve        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (Emilee)

3203
There was a man called preet        (Preet)
kiran        (Anon.)
there was a teacher named        (Robertson)
Johanna        (Johey)
there was a big kangaroo        (Anon.)

3202
There was a young man called Rob        (Rob)
who was as bent as a ninebob        (ryannnn)
there was a young lady called debbie        (Anon.)
Who knew someone called lobbied        (Anon.)
There was a man called preet        (Anon.)

3201
There once was a man named Squiggle        (anon)
Who's lyrics were more than just scribble        (anon)
He belted his tumes        (anon)
And filled all the rooms        (anon)
there once was a man        (Anon.)

3200
a boy named clifton went to liverpool        (cliff)
where he met a girl from glasgow        (Anon.)
There once was a man named        (Squiggle)
Who's lyrics were more than just scribble        (Anon.)
He sang out his tumes        (Anon.)

3199
plopppy        (Anon.)
ploppy        (Anon.)
poo        (person)
wee        (sashhy)
bottom        (Anon.)

3198
i know this woman named lou        (soph)
who didnt know how to use a shoe        (soph)
she showed me her kick        (soph)
and then she was sick        (soph)
she said R.I.P to Peru        (soph)

3197
i have this dad called dave        (soph)
who once nearly drowned in a wave        (soph)
he went in the sea        (soph)
and needed a wee        (soph)
i now dont give hime a shave        (soph)

3196
ther was a lad from Hove        (me)
who said kiss me        (mery)
Nina I'm cold        (Anon.)
so they did it        (Anon.)
yuck yuck yuck        (little kid)

3195
gdzjor@bpkaog.com        (fydnvck)
lol        (Alzter)
The Line is Over 9000        (Alzter)
ther was a lad from Hove        (mery.)
who said yes I will        (mery)

3194
There once was a man from Hants        (Andy )
Who was busting to get out of his pants        (Andy)
He met this hot chick        (Anon.)
Who could play with his dick        (Anon.)
she hated his penis        (anon)

3193
will you build a snow man        (esh esh lad swag)
There once a man named        (Piers)
her name was rose        (mannat)
she had a crooked nose        (no)
but he was man        (Anon.)

3192
Ther once was a boy called Sam        (Anon.)
He wanted a battering ram        (Anon.)
The team went out for a big dinner        (Anon.)
den he bcam a wniiiire        (esh esh lad swag)
de nd        (swagger lad esh )

3191
There was a girl called Gayle        (Anon.)
There was a woman call Gunn        (Char)
Being a bully for her was great fun        (Anon.)
woofer tweeter        (barker)
There once was a boy called Sam        (Anon.)

3190
There once was a ginger named Ian        (xx)
high priced and scarcity of bread is why the riot took place        (Anon.)
there once was a girl named        (lucy)
She didn't even know        (Anon.)
She married a gay        (Lucy)

3189
Hodor Hodor Hodor        (Hodor)
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor        (Hodor)
Hodor Hodor        (Hodor)
Hodor        (Hodor)
Hodor Hodor Hodor        (Hodor)

3188
There once was a boy named Evan        (Anon.)
He could only count up to seven        (Anon.)
Until he had a great spill        (Anon.)
And fell down a hill        (Anon.)
So then he could count to eleven        (Anon.)

3187
Your lips have signs of cyanosis        (Dani)
Dont get it confused with ecchymosis        (Anon.)
Been smoking too many cigarettes        (Anon.)
You shouldve spent that money on a corvette        (Anon.)
happy birthday        (Moe)

3186
There once was a girl called        (Madeline)
who really liked to dine        (Cam)
he liked things that shine        (cam)
fvwiskljiqw        (Anon.)
this is why        (porkbutte)

3185
i recently met thia girl barb        (susie)
Once I met a girl called Alex        (Alex)
There once was a man from Fredericksburg        (Rob )
There once was a girl called        (George)
There was once a boy called Jake        (liddy)

3184
robin        (robin)
almost ran over a duck        (quack quack)
when he was was driving his truck        (Anon.)
he pulled up to the side        (Anon.)
and would't stahp cryen        (Anon.)

3183
There was once a chat called        (Mr Lunt)
Roya        (Roya)
kackstapodse        (lol)
happy birthday        (nat)
john        (Anon.)

3182
This website is awesome        (Anon.)
There are so many cool poems        (Anon.)
The limericks make flowers blossom        (Anon.)
Thanks to amazing poets        (Anon.)
this poem doesnt rhyme correctly sorry        (Anon.)

3181
There was a young man named        (Damo)
john        (snuffy )
Who gave her a ring        (Tangent)
and a giant cake        (Anon.)
They lived happily ever after        (Anon.)

3180
i know a girl who drives a truck        (Anon.)
Almost ran over a duck        (Ki)
Who gave her a ring        (Dee)
Right in her Ming        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Nicki        (Anon.)

3179
There was a young man named jon        (Anon.)
how often ate corn on the cob        (Woody)
he ate and he ate        (Mic)
ate even his plate!        (Anon.)
There once was a man called        (Troy)

3178
There was a man called Brady        (Anon.)
who fucked just like a lady        (Anon.)
once in the bed        (Anon.)
he would squirt from his head        (Anon.)
it would fall on the floorvij        (Anon.)

3177
there was a girl named        (sara)
Natalie        (Anon.)
Ross        (Anon.)
I think he might be a lady        (Anon.)
fasdf        (Anon.)


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