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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3741
Therewasa village called Appledore        (Anon.)
There was an old woman called Blakey        (Anon.)
There was an old man from Denver        (Anon.)
chris        (Anon.)
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3740
There was an old man from        (Doolin)
cunt        (Anon.)
there once was a banterer        (dave)
thats what makes history        (Anon.)
trevor        (Anon.)

3739
Omnipotent Force Destiny Clan are we        (Alamo)
There once was a man named Drew        (Anon.)
whose apparatus grew        (Anon.)
for all Gordon Bennetts        (Anon.)
yh        (h)

3738
me and my sister        (donna)
Miss        (Watts)
there once was a man called alan        (Anon.)
And then it blew up        (Ham)
bear        (Anon.)

3737
there once was a lady named Sue        (Sue)
she said she needed a poo        (Anon.)
she swallowed a horse        (Anon.)
it was dead of course        (Anon.)
she then used her shit as glue        (Anon.)

3736
I met a man in Mumbai        (Anon.)
Who didn't know the meaning of thigh        (Anon.)
So he thought of finding it out        (Anon.)
And suddenly in his mind he had a doubt        (Anon.)
So he started to cry        (Anon.)

3735
There was a young lady called        (Frank )
There was a young doctor called        (Mark)
Who was afraid of the dark        (Anon.)
They thought of going to the park        (Anon.)
thank God they didn't know how to bark        (Anon.)

3734
a jocker who laughed ha ha ha        (Zorro)
while dancing the cha cha cha cha        (Zorro)
swallowed a spider        (Anon.)
plus little rider        (Zorro)
that went to his brain la la la        (Zorro)

3733
there was a young ladt called tuck        (Anon.)
climbed onto a ramshackle truck        (Zorro)
so eager to suck        (Zorro)
but was out of luck        (Zorro)
cause her rhyming all ended with fuck        (Zorro)

3732
there was an old lady called anne        (Anon.)
there once was a lady called        (toni)
Lindsey        (Anon.)
There once was a couple called        (Rees)
and she cooled hit hot ass with a fan        (Zoro)

3731
There once was a man named Frank        (Anon.)
There once was a man from Sebring        (Anon.)
There once was a man with a birthday        (Anon.)
Who put nothing in his piggy bank        (Anon.)
There once was a lady callef        (Lizzie)

3730
there once was an irish called Flano        (Anon.)
There once was a man called Louis        (Anon.)
There was on old man called Simon        (Anon.)
there once was a man from Chiang Rai        (tim)
and he followed @twinklypinkly        (Anon.)

3729
There once was a creature named Tiffy        (Smart123)
who said she'd be here in a jiffy        (Zing)
she came over fast        (Zing)
but fell on her ass        (Zing)
and made the whole deal rather iffy        (Zing)

3728
I met a lady from Belize        (Tom)
who was ever so easy to please        (Tom)
She stood naked beside me without shame        (Tom)
Intentently watching the game        (Tom)
A shaven pudenda and a fresh breeze        (Tom)

3727
Happy Birthday Dearest, Sweet , Comapssionate and kind Barb        (EastEnd)
There was a woman called Lou        (Anon.)
None of you know how limericks work, do you?        (Anon.)
But the couldn't define it's species        (LimerickMan)
There was a young girl called Kirstie        (Anon.)

3726
There once was a man named taz        (Anon.)
There once was a man named Terry        (Taz)
There once was a girl named Leshai        (Anon.)
There once was a man named Kevin        (Anon.)
There once was a girl name        (Zoe)

3725
There once was man named steve        (Anon.)
There once was a woman named        (Heidi)
There once was a woman named        (Nicole)
There once was a girl named        (Abby)
There once was a man named mendonca        (Anon.)

3724
there once was a man named Harry        (C)
mandy        (slut)
mandy        (ratchet)
mandi        (Anon.)
mandi        (silva69)

3723
There was a young man from West Lutton        (Connor)
There once was a girl called        (Marcella)
Roll the dice        (Anon.)
guava        (tel)
terry        (Anon.)

3722
There was a moron named Clemon        (clemon)
He wanted to travel to Yemen        (clemon)
So he could drink his fill of semen        (clemon)
Only to realize he was dreaming        (clemon)
There once was a woman called Linda        (Anon.)

3721
There once was a man named John        (Anon.)
Who enjoyed his sandwich with ham        (Sam)
There one was a boy named Ben        (Ben)
Timothy Davis        (Mit)
There once was a an named        (Bunkie)

3720
There was a young lad called Pete        (Anon.)
Who couldn't stay on his seat        (Anon.)
For he had a cock        (Anon.)
That really did rock!        (Anon.)
So he deceived to give it a beat        (Anon.)

3719
There was a young lad called Pete        (Anon.)
The girls all said wow when he showed them his cow        (Anon.)
But he had a cock        (Anon.)
That really did rock!        (Anon.)
And yet babe in arms here he is now        (Anon.)

3718
Teenages care        (Anon.)
Amelia        (Anon.)
straling        (Anon.)
Mandy        (Anon.)
Who had a very big cock        (Pete)

3717
Ther        (Anon.)
there was a cohort of gold color students        (Pat)
who worked hard in the sun and grass        (Pat)
they studied hard and sat on their ass        (Pat)
So they could all be teachers who weren't so dense        (Pat)

3716
There was a hot consultant named        (Lisa)
Alan        (Anon.)
There once was a man named Stephen        (Anon.)
who was a rif        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Sophie        (Anon.)

3715
there once was a farmer named john        (Anon.)
who owned a large flock of swan        (Anon.)
one day while feeding        (Anon.)
he started feeling        (Anon.)
He needed to go to the        (library)

3714
today is the birthday of my sweet little girl        (dada)
When she came to this world I wanted to hurl        (Asswipe)
I was having some fun        (Asswipe)
With the jimmy undone        (Asswipe)
Now I give fatherhood a whirl.        (Asswipe)

3713
There once was a good town        (Anon.)
Braughing        (henry)
lllllllllllll        (Anon.)
I went on holiday up North        (Anon.)
v p d l        (Anon.)

3712
There was a man named        (Rory)
Simon        (Fazz)
Claudia        (Pete)
Cleveland        (Anon.)
New York        (Anon.)

3711
there once was a boy who was a toy        (anon)
there once was a father called        (Kidd)
Oi that's gay        (Nahuu)
Get back to the subject nah        (Nahuu )
Ok        (Nahuu)

3710
There once was a man called Ralph        (Ralph)
Whose arse looked like his face        (Anon.)
He spoke lots of shit        (Anon.)
and shat lots of words        (Anon.)
his firend could not tell the difference        (Anon.)

3709
There once was a fellow named Max        (Anon.)
there once was a farmer named paul        (Anon.)
who walked his sheep round the stable        (Anon.)
Until he ran into a table        (Amerkinz)
They both loved to fax        (Epi)

3708
There once was a girl named Steph        (Anon.)
the once was a dude named        (Ajay)
Mark        (gaylod)
hi        (hii)
Andreas        (Anon.)

3707
There once was a girl called Anneka        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named shit        (shit )
There once was a man named        (James)
Who couldn't be taller        (Hillary)
And he didn't like black people        (Adam)

3706
There once was a man named Adrian        (Anon.)
Poo        (Anon.)
Who        (Anon.)
Jyghhu        (Anon.)
Hey        (Anon.)

3705
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa        (hi)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa        (hi)
There was an old man that was mad        (Anon.)
dont know        (dont know)
There was once a man named        (erik)

3704
We started our trip on the boat        (Anon.)
Love        (Anon.)
badminton        (bernard)
ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo        (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo        (hi)

3703
i was swining on the swing        (Anon.)
there I was singing        (Anon.)
my dog came        (Anon.)
he was in bane        (Anon.)
The best second cuz on the planet        (Anon)

3702
there was a young lady int own Eugene        (Anon.)
She got a big poetry gene        (Anon.)
She saw the cat Shnook        (Anon.)
there once was a guy named mike        (gmoney)
he was very mean        (Anon.)

3701
Bedorah        (Anon.)
there once was a man named james        (Jake)
there once was a man named        (jonny)
There once was a man named        (Dave)
who like an old dish        (rick)

3700
there once was a girl named dilly        (Dilly)
Strumpet        (Anon.)
Who was a popular girl at the Trumpet        (Anon.)
On pleny of fish        (Anon.)
she would hunt for her dish        (Anon.)

3699
I once met a girl named        (pillie)
She oftenacted quite        (silly)
she'd giggle in spite        (Anon.)
Catherine        (Anon.)
becca        (Anon.)

3698
There was once a girl named sandy        (Anon.)
She was very dandy        (Anon.)
when she cried        (yolo)
she made me die        (yolo)
she died playing bandy        (lask)

3697
There once was a guy named bob        (D)
Who sighed and started to sob        (Ressey)
So he picked up the phone        (Anon.)
And cried to his clone        (Ressey)
I'm sorry I didn't get the job        (Anon.)

3696
There once was a man named Rubes        (Anon.)
There once was a waiter named sarhah        (Anon.)
There once was a banker named ken        (Anon.)
There once a man named Kobe        (Kobe )
There once was a dragon        (Keke)

3695
molly has an awesome tattoo        (Anon.)
There once was a girl maned        (Nancy)
There was once a young singer named Ed        (Anon.)
It was her birthday party        (Bonnie)
bacon        (bacon)

3694
Ariel is an awesome daughter        (Mike)
but shes always swiming underwater        (peach)
she was known as a moolack        (toast)
Opel corsa        (Anon.)
fanny repulser        (lollipop)

3693
Society        (Anon.)
Douche        (Anon.)
BAG        (ANOn. Y. Mous)
Why do bird cages sing        (Maya Angelou )
There once was a man in Content        (Anon.)

3692
There once was a girl named Naima        (Anon.)
she was an anama        (lyss)
Debbie        (Anon.)
Cleared lungs as a hat trick        (Patrick)
mimi is hot as a rockstar        (Anon.)

3691
There once was a man in Chicago        (Anon.)
chciken        (Morgan freeman)
The I'm I'm        (He)
kirsty        (Anon.)
I had suddenly attracted a crowd        (Anon.)


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