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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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4532
There once was a girl called Nicki        (Cello )
There once was a girl called Nicki        (Anon.)
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4531
There once was a beautiful lady        (Anon.)
who had a big beard maybe        (Anon.)
she said with a grin        (Anon.)
as she wiped off her chin        (Anon.)
"Too bad that wasn't Davey"        (Anon.)

4530
AAAAH SAPHNA LUGFLUHHG DA        (The lions ping)
Viking        (Grill)
She had a blue shoe        (Lily)
happy bithday amy        (amy)
Into the world went Matt        (Matt)

4529
There once was a mother bird swallow        (Hi)
Who lay in a nest green and hollow        (hi)
She laid on her eggs        (hi)
Near a lady whit peggs        (hi)
Nearby the other birds did wallow        (hi)

4528
This deferentially 9 syllable        (Justin case )
This item is billable        (Temmie)
Nope        (Nope)
Jesus is biblical        (hOi)
dkjvdlv        (sdlnkv)

4527
I just met a girl called aisha        (Anon.)
I just met a girl called aisha        (Anon.)
She came from Croatia        (Bongo Man)
NO LONGER SHALL I BONGO        (Bongo Man)
Papyrus Waz Here        (Papyrus)

4526
memoirs of a geisha        (Anon.)
i dont want to be a geisha        (Anon.)
memoirs surround me        (Anon.)
things can get tense but not as tense as being a geisha        (Anon.)
i never planned to be a geisha        (Anon.)

4525
NO LONGER SHALL I BONGO        (Bongo Man)
No        (No)
No more        (xn)
eskwfjwr        (Anon.)
du        (Anon.)

4524
I know things have beena little intense        (e)
This cement is really quite dense        (Spaghetti)
And that is, only as, hence        (Spaghetti)
You are currently stuck in the fence        (Spaghetti)
And I hope this makes perfect sense        (Spaghetti)

4523
There once was a weird dude        (Jake)
dane        (Maddie)
There was once a cow called        (Lois)
There once was a man named Eric        (Anon.)
there once was a man named ray        (Anon.)

4522
Over the hill in the frosty field        (Anon.)
I saw an animal        (Anon.)
there once was a beaver named MaryEllen        (deb)
who worked hard all day        (Anon.)
And so did        (Jenna )

4521
There was a girl named Mel        (Anon.)
Deb        (Anon.)
rust rusty rustfull iron        (rust)
there once was        (rob)
Over the hill in the frosty field        (Anon.)

4520
There was a hard working man called        (Adam)
who turned forty today        (philip)
There was a sucky school        (AiMIU)
Who had a teacher that was a faggot        (PussySlayer)
who liked to play in the hay        (goober)

4519
I'm a computer        (Anon.)
I'm a computery guy        (Anon.)
Everything made out        (Anon.)
of buttons & wires        (Anon.)
...        (Anon.)

4518
There once was a teacher        (Nisbest )
There once was a mathematics teacher        (Tanner)
there once was a beaver        (shelie)
hi        (Alex)
There once was a eater        (Alex)

4517
there once was a rabbit called honey        (Anon.)
who wanted to make lots of money        (Anon.)
There was once a lad called        (Amel)
There once was a boy called        (Anon.)
There once was a man called Ben Parrett        (Will)

4516
There once was a mathematics teacher        (Anon.)
Who's year 11 nearly defeated her        (Anon.)
he loves dewalt        (russell)
there once was a bayer employee named        (Gord)
enter shire        (Anon.)

4515
you are just rude        (ferya)
we dont like you dude        (Anon.)
Happpy birthday Mindy        (Anon.)
Happy Birhtay Mindy        (Anon.)
I know an old geezer called Gus        (Gus)

4514
There once was a girl named        (Rachel)
Who had a sense of humor and was        (playful)
The trouble with me and life        (Ian)
Candice        (Anon.)
Candice        (Anon.)

4513
There once was a girl named        (Chand)
Ursula        (Urdy)
Who said to ariel your cursed ya        (Dj jazzy Jeff )
there once was a biker called duncan        (Anon.)
and the biker rode with a can        (AJM)

4512
There was a baller named curry        (Stephen)
There was a guy named chris        (Anon.)
Homepage - required documents for pension application        (Anon.)
She was a girl from Kentucky        (Joe)
Chas        (Anon.)

4511
er was eens een hans        (Anon.)
when two men naked play in the sand        (Anon.)
for one is a dude        (Anon.)
and not to sound rude        (Anon.)
the other has something not right in his hand        (Anon.)

4510
there once was a lady from zim        (penny)
who sped down the highway all day        (Anon.)
she was chased by police        (Anon.)
and relinquished her quince        (Anon.)
And so they had a birthday party instead        (Nidhee)

4509
There once was a lady named Stacy        (Macey)
vugvbfdhks        (Macey)
ufbhndskj        (Anon.)
erb dsm        (Anon.)
u3rhb        (Anon.)

4508
There once was a teacher named        (VanCamp)
Molly        (Ella)
Who fell of a bolconly        (Anon.)
Than she bumped her head on the top of the bed        (Anon.)
and said        (Anon.)

4507
There once was a girl named        (Mary)
Rupert        (Anon.)
Trine        (Bart)
There once was a GPU named 1080        (Anon.)
Who kept all his cores in a socket        (Anon.)

4506
Hi        (Charlie Sheen)
The goals are a mess        (You chop)
You tried to do it own your own        (You nugget)
ditty dum ditty dum        (Anon.)
ditty dum ditty dum ditty dum        (Shamrok)

4505
there once was a man with a shoe        (LOL)
He had a lot of goo        (LOL)
and this mad him sad        (LOL)
because he was bad        (LOL)
at making limericks        (LOL)

4504
There once was an ostrich        (Grace)
who had deffinetly lost it        (Grace)
he screamed and yelled        (Grace)
Until people felld        (Grace)
for a bloke named halicher        (Grace)

4503
there once was a lady named        (mrs greef)
who would give me        (f's)
Ziggy        (Anon.)
an ostrich named roy        (Grace)
Ziggle the piggle nipped        (Mushroom)

4502
There once was a lady named Gemma        (Jezzer)
Who's given me rather a dilemma        (Anon.)
The problem I have is she's like Cinderella        (Anon.)
She stays in so much she can't raise my antenna        (Anon.)
there was once a woman called mrs greef        (mrs greef)

4501
There once was a lady named        (Julie)
THere once was a man named        (John)
There once was a woman named Jeanne        (Anon.)
There was a young man named lent        (jim)
Gemma        (Anon.)

4500
Everything they built will fall        (Apocalypse)
huehuehuehuehuehue        (Anon.)
AT        (Brian)
Simon        (Anon.)
fam        (Ellie)

4499
there was a fellow named hartley        (Anon.)
Fought for education        (Malala)
shastri        (Anon.)
was on plenty of fish        (Roswell)
There was a young lady of Wimbledon        (Anon.)

4498
There once was a man called Chad        (Anon.)
he ate bread        (Anon.)
olive garden shed        (Anon.)
I am a waffle        (Anon.)
goodbye        (Anon.)

4497
There was oncce a Suppo named Buesen        (Anon.)
There was once a girl named nuha        (Anon.)
there was a funny bat        (Anon.)
there was a funny bat who always wanted a mat        (Anon.)
And he stormed Ironpass        (Rawlf)

4496
mr mouse was a smart, clever mouse        (Anon.)
shiver was mr mouses name        (Anon.)
shiver liked a lot of liver        (Anon.)
liver could commonly be found in a river        (Anon.)
shiver quiers whilst in the river        (Anon.)

4495
Mr mouse was a clever mouse        (Anon.)
mr mouse was a smart, clever mouse        (Anon.)
shiver was mr mouses name        (Anon.)
shiver liked a lot of liver        (Anon.)
liver could commonly be found in a river        (Anon.)

4494
Cassadee Pope        (Mike)
Such a dope        (Anon.)
What Jameson saw happening instead was the incorporation of modernist motifs into popular culture (s        (Anon.)
And wanted to        (Graham)
Mr mouse was a clever mouse        (Anon.)

4493
There was a donger konger in my pants        (jalal)
he was a dong wants        (Anon.)
He liked a mother wang        (Anon.)
who was definetly a shlong dang        (Anon.)
Cassadee Pope        (Mike)

4492
There was this guy named eric        (Eric)
There was once this person called Meghan Burns        (Ms.Burns)
We will miss you the most        (Ms.Burns)
Sean had an awesome life        (Fazza)
Allah Hu acbar durns        (salaam remi)

4491
I love cheese        (Shana)
Ma me smile. I love animals        (Bob)
His it was spikey        (Liam)
Riyadh loves books he loves to cook he loves to cook        (Riyadh)
i once knew a boy called ian        (Anon.)

4490
In a time long ago jim        (Anon.)
who had a friend tim        (Anon.)
ate a ton of food        (Anon.)
and were quite rude        (Anon.)
now they need to hit the gym        (Anon.)

4489
There was a boy named Rory.        (Anon.)
There once was a DPO called        (Betsy)
poop        (Anon.)
poop        (Anon.)
opopopopo        (Anon.)

4488
There was a young bride called rebecca        (Anon.)
Who had a every big bow        (Anon.)
that she showedc great pride in        (tash)
she showed inside in        (Anon.)
that was the show of her big bow        (Anon.)

4487
There once was a shitstirrer called        (Scott)
Beautiful        (Anon.)
She started to feel mad        (Anna)
But began to feel glad        (Anon.)
There once was a woman named        (Sarah)

4486
onve there lived a sadarji        (Anon.)
there once was a girl named        (Rindy)
she ran itno a pond and drowned        (bmoney)
a frog jumped into a pond        (Anon.)
to share powerpoint presentations        (John )

4485
There once was a girl named Becky        (Bevky)
There was a young man called colin        (Anon.)
There was a girl named neerja bhanot        (Neerja)
theresa        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (Jowel)

4484
There is a rvergirl named Val        (Anon.)
My name is rab meharg        (Rabbie)
I think I'm really hard        (Anon.)
There was a lonely sausage        (Anon.)
that only had one friend        (Anon.)

4483
there once was a boy named Aiden        (Anon.)
who married a beautiful maiden        (Anon.)
the world was hating        (momo)
And so he went a-dating        (Anon.)
For he had a beautiful maiden        (Anon.)

4482
We know a young girl called        (Skinnius)
sophie        (john)
Mosie        (Anon.)
the water tasted a lil hose-y        (Anon.)
suck my cock        (Anon.)


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