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Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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There once was a boy called        (Faff)
Who tossed himself off in the bath        (Anon.)
Very cynical        (Drew)

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there once was a boy called        (cole)
Hunter        (Anon.)
Extremely sexy        (Blonde)
His name was joe        (Boe)
Faff        (Anon.)

i think im in love with tommy        (kiwi)
But hes nothing but a boy of his mommy        (Anon.)
blah blah blah        (Jamie)
he likes to suck a cocky        (jameson)
once a boy was called        (Andes)

There once was a girl named        (Nat)
Iain        (Anon.)
Clare        (jordan)
i think im in love with        (tommy)
i think im in love with tommy        (kiwi)

alan        (Anon.)
annie        (Anon.)
I like chicken how bout you        (Bob)
but sometimes it smells like poo        (Anon.)
I met my friend Karen in college        (Anon.)

There was once a guy named        (James )
Tani        (Anon.)
There was once a guy named        (forhad)
There was once a guy named        (gypsy)
alan        (teeth)

There once was a teacher called ange        (Rob)
Who caught a small boy by his flange        (Hoho)
who ate a cake it was good        (danie)
Youre welcome to come and play        (gewn)
There once was a guy named        (James)

There once was a boy called        (Jerry)
EPIRUS        (Anon.)
He loved multi coloured jumpers        (Harry)
oiuoo        (fghjgf)
Eponymous mouse        (Rob)

there once was a boy named Myles        (Anon.)
kayleigh        (kmac)
There once was a girl named        (izzy)
Deb        (Anon.)
Who was a little soft in the head        (Anon.)

there once was a guy named stein        (harry)
there was a young man named        (Rick Hatey)
sarah        (Anon.)
Chris dirty        (Rick)
Christopher haddy        (Rick )

There once was a cow named Bob        (Anon.)
He was having a bit of a sob        (Anon.)
Then a chicken came along        (Anon.)
Said "shut up you nong"        (Anon.)
And the cow shut up his gob        (Anon.)

There was a young lady named Kelsey        (Anon.)
Worked at Pakky, she was not wealthy        (Anon.)
That aside she was the best        (Anon.)
Very pretty, I confess        (Anon.)
Though her smoking made her unhealthy        (Bro)

There was an old fellow named Guy        (Anon.)
Cindy        (Anon.)
5 line        (Anon.)
there was once was a girl named        (georgina)
There was a young lady named        (Kelsey)

there was once two boys named pritchard        (Anon.)
Apple sauce        (Mike)
he want to work in invineyard        (Anon.)
dick        (your mom)
lick my pussy        (Anon.)

there once was a rabbit named        (bob)
skljfkldjklfsdhdflksfsdjfklsdlkfdhisdiofnfsdhjsdfuashv egfdsiugh vfugh cgaipghivfg        (fsdf)
have no fear        (david)
there once was a grizzly bear        (rigg)
Who had no hair        (Jen)

there once was a girl called        (Maddy)
emma        (Anon.)
Julian        (Anon.)
there once was a boss named        (kevin)
I once had a boyfriend called        (paul )

there onces was a dozen of bakers        (Anon.)
There once was a Program called Choices        (Anon.)
Chicken Pot Pie        (Anon.)
Sweetie Pie        (Anon.)
Fun Friday        (Anon.)

There once was a team called finance        (Anon.)
caden        (clark)
There once was a fancy vird        (John)
he's really tall        (Mechac)
There once was a man called Jeff        (Anon.)

Birth day        (Tandra Ghosh)
25/10/1987        (Swaggy P)
And found a friend called Clara        (Anon.)
guitar, taylor, woods        (Serena)
pool, mad, kitten, yo-yo, sad        (bob)

There once was a young Goddess called Clara        (Anon.)
sdf sdf sdf sdf        (sdf)
Happy Birthday Onchada        (franz)
There was a young girl called Ash        (Anon.)
there was a man called        (rob)

there was a young lady called        (lisa)
Clara        (Anon.)
tf        (Anon.)
sdsd        (Anon.)
ssd        (Anon.)

Football, Lacrosse, Track and Field        (Anon.)
Catch This Throw That Run Back        (Anon.)
Gloves, Cleats, Stick, Helmet, Spikes        (Anon.)
Break, Shuffle, Run, I Like        (Anon.)
The Team is strong as a Pack        (Anon.)

Receiver, Midfielder, Distance        (Ornage)
Gloves, Cleats, Stick, Helmet, Spikes        (Cavalier)
Richland Northeast Sports        (Anon.)
Spring, Autumn, Winter        (Anon.)
I Play sports for Instance        (Anon.)

greg        (Anon.)
ben        (tume)
matt        (Anon.)
Football Lacrosse Track        (Blue)
Catch This Throw That Run Back        (Anon.)

Customer service is best        (Anon.)
Today is a special day        (Eric)
line two is a mess        (frankf)
I'd rather play chess        (frankf)
this failed attempt flunks the test        (frankf)

I have a friend who is athletic        (Eddy)
shawn        (Anon.)
mojo        (Anon.)
kkk        (jjjj)

There once waa a chap named Pierre        (Anon.)
Who loved to Kyak with flair        (Anon.)
Now we hear he's now sixty        (Anon.)
And that is quite nifty        (Anon.)
The Kyak will now motor bare        (Anon.)

There once was a chap named Pierre        (Ang)
Who loved to Kyack nowhere        (Anon.)
gg ggg ggg gg g        (Anon.)
ssss        (Anon.)
sss        (Anon.)

Cassandra Mgee loved tea        (o)
She drank it with her husband lee        (Anon.)
There once was an old man named        (Ricketts)
There was a dashing young man named pat        (Anon.)
And she knocked him on a golf tee        (Anon.)

Michael is turning forty        (Mike)
Lori is turning 40        (Lori)
efefwe        (gg)
Limerick        (Milestones)
her        (o)

Joe once a big bowl of bricks        (Anon.)
He though that he could gather up the chicks        (Anon.)
treasure hunt        (jamie)
Treasure hunt        (Anon.)
But, no chicks could eat a bowl of bricks        (Jawz)

Georgina was mating with Iain        (Anon.)
They thought nobody could see 'em        (Anon.)
But everyone saw        (Anon.)
And gasped in awe        (Anon.)
As Georgina got pregnant with Iain!        (Anon.)

Diane is turning Sixty        (Anon.)
Who was born in the 1950s        (Anon.)
Happy Birthday Diane        (Anon.)
Don't get it by a van        (Anon.)
That man in the van looks shifty        (Anon.)

There once was a man named Joh        (Anon.)
who liked to hang out with bob        (Alyssa)
I hear it's your birthday        (Betty)
I hear its your birthday        (billy)
what are we going to do!        (Anonamousey)

There was a Horse named El Diamnte        (Anon.)
Who had a colt named Perico        (Anon.)
But Perico goes with panchito and finds out his mother is dead        (Anon.)
They then take care of each ther and become inseperatable        (Anon.)
Life can be a rough terraine but it doesn't end until your dead        (Anon.)

there was a turtle named Steve        (Anon.)
There once was a horse named El Diamante        (Anon.)
Who had a colt named Perico        (Anon.)
Panchito the owner went with perico to the forest and got lost        (Anon.)
When they get back El Diamante is dieing        (Anon.)

There was a girl from Nieuwegein        (Nikki)
the library is closing at nine        (LRB)
is this already the last line?        (Frankenstein)
the library scents of pine        (Anon.)
maybe of that collar of that canine?        (Anon.)

Philip        (Anon.)
KENZIE        (Anon.)
gg        (k)
Cock        (Gavin)
Helen        (Anon.)

There once was a place based on service        (Anon.)
lily        (lil)
Voicehost Support Team        (Tom)
pilly        (tracking)
And that was the end of        (Philip)

There once was a girl called ele        (Anon.)
Who wanted some cake in her belly        (Anon.)
She stuffed her face        (Andy)
with a can of mace        (Andy)
Her brains melted to jelly        (Anon.)

There once was a boy called Alex        (Anon)
who i hated so very much        (Anon.)
really much        (Anon.)
so much he left        (Anon.)
goodbye fred        (Anon.)

There once was a girl named Danielle        (Anon.)
who would cast a pig-giggling spell        (Anon.)
over colleagues and technology        (Anon.)
and Power Points - now don't you see        (Anon.)
Theres the alert        (Anon.)

sanchit        (Anon.)
there was a little man called grande        (trudy)
There was a chap called        (Mihaly)
På Telenor fest        (Anon.)
Norway        (Hirugoba )

The world is so big        (Anon.)
he was beside himself        (Anon.)
Graham        (Anon.)
I love you so much        (Machu)

gosham        (ringpiece)
hot to trot        (Anon.)
There was a hot blond from POEX        (Anon.)
There once was a DS by Steve Browne        (Anon.)
There once was a lady        (Donna)

there once was a lady called marge        (ash)
who loved and loved mars bars        (Guy)
One could have guessed        (Aaron)
That Filtrine was best        (Carol-Powley)
insead of old marge        (keera)

The man down the street was a smelly old shi        (Anon.)
That girl down the street was a good girl        (Self Esteem)
SHIPUDDEN        (moo)
blah blah blah blah        (vera)
i am your father        (cheese)

There once was a boy named Bart        (Anon.)
Who was known for his terrible farts        (Anon.)
One day he did some art        (Anon.)
Made of smelly farts        (Anon.)
And the room he was in blew up        (Anon.)

One day I decided to eat        (O)
Something terribly sweat        (O)
Then I ate a bun        (O)
Ended up in the sun        (O)
And the next day I had a terrible burn        (I)

There once was a boy called john        (Anon)
Who decided to eat all day long        (Anon)
He sat in a barn        (Anon)
Out on a farm        (Anon)
And watched the day go by        (Anon)

There was a young woman called sarah        (richard)
Who always liked to swear'a        (Sarah)
there was a boy called        (chris)
clara        (Anon.)
Who liked a fare car        (Anon)

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