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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3583
There was an old lady named Sally        (Anon.)
kept track of her age on a tally        (Anon.)
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HINT: Third line should have 4, 5 or 6 syllables line and the last syllable should NOT rhyme with the last syllable of line 2.

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3582
SFIOSADMFDF        (Anon.)
who's circuits kept on flapping        (Chris)
when u have ahickup igo pop        (Anon.)
There once was a boy named Cowan (Anon.) Who kidnapped the jimmy Fallon(Anon.) THEN        (Anon.)
Stop trying to use the Cowan line.        (Anon.)

3581
There once was a boy named Cowan        (Anon.)
Who kidnapped the jimmy Fallon        (Anon.)
THEN HE WAS IN THE GALLON        (Annin.)
WITH A TALLON        (BREEZE)
I have an neighbour named Mark        (Tartanmax)

3580
young ladies swinging in their vintage        (zoe)
I know a young lady named        (Sue)
Lily        (Anon.)
yggugyguygugukyg        (Anon.)
hjgklhwty8jhfi        (fbejtue4tr)

3579
fow        (Anon.)
stop        (Anon.)
i like popcorn        (popkern )
eat pie        (john)
when u have ahickup igo pop        (Anon.)

3578
there was a girl from Delano        (Minnesota gal)
who played video games with a chello        (Minnesota gal)
this week end she started        (Minnesota gal)
when her hair parted        (Minnesota gal)
but has neirhter game or fellow        (Minnesota gal)

3577
There once was a girl who liked to read        (Anon.)
but she pooped her pants        (Anon.)
you ate ugly        (Anon.)
poop butt        (Anon.)
butt hole        (Anon.)

3576
poop butt        (retqrd)
you ate ugly        (bobby)
lol        (u)
gigade        (quagm,ire)
goose        (porky)

3575
There once was a girl called Toni        (Toni)
Whose accent was terribly phoney        (Marcus)
She sounded quite posh        (Marcus)
As she said "oh my gosh"        (Marcus)
I think I have lost my dear pony        (Marcuus)

3574
there was an old man        (sergio)
whos name is        (Sky)
he loves to fly        (Anon.)
there once was a scout named sam        (cahs)
There Was a girl who liked jäger        (Anon.)

3573
It was Ben Wheat's Birthday        (Wheat)
he ate some wheatay        (Anon.)
the was a youn man called Shaun        (Shauny)
new yourk        (becks)
Kevin        (Anon.)

3572
There was a young teacher from cronton        (buckers)
there was a student from grace snell        (Anon.)
there once was a blob named Bob        (Bob)
gdg        (dgsdgd)
hdhd        (dghgd)

3571
These poems suck        (Anon.)
you people have no clue how to write limericks        (Anon.)
I seen 5 year olds make better limericks        (Anon.)
Learn how to rhyme        (Anon.)
AND SPELL        (Anon.)

3570
There once was a real big liar        (Anon.)
But he was a big buyer        (Anon.)
He bought a tie        (Anon.)
that's no lie        (Anon.)
He wore proper attire        (Anon.)

3569
There once was a real big liar        (Anon.)
But he was a big buyer        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named sue        (Anon.)
There once was a nana named nana        (Nana)
dz        (Anon.)

3568
There once was a furry fox        (Anon.)
who loved to play with his box        (Anon.)
he played and played        (Anon.)
never got payed        (Anon.)
He filled his box with rocks        (Anon.)

3567
Newcastle        (Anon.)
There once was a banker called        (Ketan)
John        (Anon.)
There once was a lady called Rachel        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named        (ashley)

3566
There once was a man called N ick        (Anon.)
Who was terribly awfully thick        (Anon.)
there was a gent called jacob        (jimmy)
There was a person named        (michael)
Hickup        (Anon.)

3565
There was a young lady called kerry        (Anon.)
There once was a great man named Dudd        (Anon.)
Who liked to eat roast pudd        (Anon.)
He ate and ate and ate and ate        (Anon.)
Until he was deadd        (Anon.)

3564
I traveled an Etten road        (Anon.)
With people I had known        (Anon.)
Homo's        (Anon.)
wayne fell well bowling it was funny        (person that saw him fall)
goodbye        (person tuat saw him fall)

3563
I went to fuck my wife one night        (Frenchie)
Twas so dark I barely had sight        (Frenchie)
There was a young drummer from Cannock        (Anon.)
who ate lots of cake        (duncan)
but his wallet was so tight        (dip)

3562
There once was a crab without shoes        (Pabby)
who really loved singing the blues        (rick)
all night he would sing        (hannah)
to the big Lobster King        (Danny)
who also liked to sing        (bella)

3561
hi        (Anon.)
happy birthday to a girl called        (mayoo)
There was young boy names        (Tracy)
Paul        (Anon.)
Abby        (abby)

3560
pedi        (dryden)
Dog        (Trooper)
5 lines        (Anon.)
There once was lad who was quite young        (Anon.)
big, grubby, pitcher        (Anon.)

3559
prick        (flick)
ewfww        (43egr.luuboi)
Toronto        (Kristy)
pedicure        (Anon.)
pedi        (Anon.)

3558
skeffy girl race for life pace face        (Blobby)
she loved the way it shined in the sky        (hailey)
although she didn't know        (Anon.)
she tied her hair in a bow        (kels)
so she could shove her head in the pie        (Anu)

3557
Bibby Bobby Boo        (Jarvis)
Garble Barble Nurple        (Anon.)
Biggy Boggy Foggy        (Wacko)
Bing Dong Gong        (Wierdo)
Hi I am stupid        (Iron Man)

3556
There once was a bird named chirp        (Anon.)
Who ate deluxe edition album Version        (Hanny)
I have a fried named        (Kelley )
hi im bob        (Anon.)
wener        (Anon.)

3555
There was once a lady name Daignault        (Anon.)
there once was a man named garry        (Anon.)
i nonce had a freind named gavin        (gavin)
Who ate things that rocked his cabin        (Anon.)
Then solved this problem by eating sausage        (Gavy)

3554
there was once a woman called kerry, who had the surname called Berry        (Anon.)
Lisa        (Lisa)
Lisa        (Anon.)
There once was a man named clay        (Anon.)
There        (Anon.)

3553
I found cool goblin in the woods        (Anon.)
he looked like a hobo, but had tons of goods        (Anon.)
wearing a dirty rugged shirt, it gave pedestrians a scare        (Anon.)
with a crooked smile, and shattered teeth, talk to it? I wouldnt dare        (Anon.)
but I realized it was my mom wearing two jackets with two hoods        (Anon.)

3552
The beach        (Anon.)
was pretty        (Bubba Lou)
and stuffed        (Anon.)
old man        (luli)
girls        (Anon.)

3551
there once was a elf named tierra misu        (wrappy)
who danced under a sky so blue        (Anon.)
her eyes they did sparkle        (Anon.)
she danced a great farkle        (Anon.)
i wish she would run with me to the moon        (Anon.)

3550
i once knew a girl called        (Amy white)
Suzy White        (Anon.)
Who had a Clunge as wide as a kite        (Anon.)
Fashion        (Kaitlyn)
I once knew a guy named        (Nick)

3549
My brother and I saw a birdie        (Anon.)
We decided to create city        (Anon.)
But i was going to rule        (Anon.)
So killed my brother with tools        (Anon.)
So created greatest city... Cool        (Anon.)

3548
There was was a man        (Anon.)
who loved two eat ham        (Anon.)
but hated shredded turkey        (Anon.)
but loved two eat beef jerky        (Anon.)
and now the man hates to eat ham but still eats beef jerky        (Anon.)

3547
there once was a young man        (Harold)
he had a school friend        (klsdfj)
he was very picky        (Anon.)
so he broke up with his school friend        (Anon.)
askjdh        (Anon.)

3546
Men who fly and flying        (Miles)
Men who surely aren't dying        (Anon.)
Men who are as happy as can be        (Anon.)
These men are free        (Anon.)
As free as a man can be        (Eddie)

3545
there once was a girl named        (lexi)
she loved        (lexi)
Saint Patricks day        (Justin)
Then she got hit by a dove.        ( Miles)
And thus she hud got dove-d.        (Miles)

3544
sjfjgjd        (Anon.)
djjgnjf        (Anon.)
dddd        (Anon.)
Yuta        (Yuta)
lexi        (Anon.)

3543
There once was a young lad called Colm        (Colm)
who thought this blog was wrong        (jack)
but then he reuherhqbgv        (colm)
Instructions not clear        (g)
dick stuck in typewriter        (Anon.)

3542
There once once a boy named Logan        (Anon.)
Who wanted to be like Hulk Hogan        (Anon.)
He tried lifting weights        (Anon.)
Ate everything on his plate        (Anon.)
But sadly he looks more like Conan        (Anon.)

3541
There once once a boy named Logan        (Anon.)
who wanted to be like Hulk Hogan        (Anon.)
He lifted weights        (Anon.)
ate everything on his plate        (Anon.)
sadly he looks more like Conan        (Anon.)

3540
There once was a gril named claire        (bear)
Working on her birthday wasn't fair        (Anon.)
but the work must be done        (Anon.)
so her work mates made it fun        (Anon.)
Because someone as great as her was very rare!        (Anon.)

3539
My name is        (Shontarrius)
dan        (halen)
Dan        (Anon.)
Stephen        (Steve)
dhdhdhhd        (Felicia)

3538
ccc        (Anon.)
cc        (Anon.)
cc        (Anon.)
cccc        (Anon.)
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3537
vd        (Anon.)
ff        (Anon.)
ff\        (Anon.)
fff        (Anon.)
vccf        (Anon.)

3536
i met a guy who liked worms        (xcvbnm,)
he had lots of jerms        (Anon.)
i could say hes nasty        (Anon.)
yep its true        (Anon.)
3hemsdkn4juihtgufrtsdyfugyuhiyrttrqraetsyedrtjiuytreywqrgehtjkyiuiytr6yew4wte5r6t7y88ot7ireyswer6tyo        (fxguhijiuytsdrdtfyuioytrdtyuawsedrtfyguhijihgvfcydswaqsxdrftgyhfrdsx4xdcfvgybhnuygtfcdxdcfvgbhnjnhbguvfycdvfgbgvcdxsdcfvgbvfcdrfvtgbgyvfcdxsedrcfvgufcdxszxedrcfvycdxzaesxdc cfdxszaZWsxcf ydxszasxc cdxsza4sxccfdxsaszxdcfdxsazsxdcfdxswa4qsxdcfdresw3aq4sedfrdesw4asedftrdeswaqwsdefgb8yt67frdeswdefrgbiuytfrdesw3d5e6fgbihugyfrdesw3d5e6fvt7r5deswaqws45ed6ftrdeswqaw3se4d64swaqwsedfgyvt6rde4swaq2sexdrcftvdrxesw3asexdtrcfygv hbjftcrdes34waqsxdrcfvytrde4swdctfvgbgyvfrdes45ftvygbuvtfr5decfvgbyvfrdeswdecfvgyutfcdeswdcfyvb gvfcxsxdcfvgbyuvfcdxscfvgbnhubgvcxctyvgfcdvb jhgvfcdcfvub njhgvfde45fvyugbihnougyvtfc6dr5xcfyvugbihnjougyvftcdr5cvgbinhugyvtfcbhnoijhubgyvtfcrdf67vg8byfcd)

3535
There was a website called tombola        (Balls)
Who came to visit Virginia        (Shivi)
Who loved to play soccer        (Anon.)
There once was a lad named        (Mark)
ds6udtydrtdrtdrt        (aqsdfghygtfrdeswaqawertyuiytreswaqwsedrftgyhujiujytrertyuio)

3534
There once was a girl called Daniela        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called Tanika        (Anon.)
There once was a girl who lacked sleep        (Tab)
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr        (rrttyu)
rytrurtyu        (ryurtyu)

3533
there once was a man who was cool        (Anon.)
Frederique        (Fred)
then there was the emancipation        (Anon.)
Superman used noodle        (Anon.)
There once was a man named Rob        (Anon.)


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