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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3492
There was once a young man called Don        (Anon.)
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3491
A man named Picasso        (Anon.)
who went by the name Picasso        (Anon.)
made a sculpture of steel        (Anon.)
without making a big deal        (Anon.)
and it confused all of Chicago        (Anon.)

3490
A man name Picaso        (Anon.)
who went by the name Pablo        (Anon.)
made a statue        (Anon.)
eee        (Anon.)
eeee        (Anon.)

3489
A man named Picasso        (Anon.)
who went by the name Pablo        (Anon.)
Painted in blue        (Anon.)
that confused chicago        (Anon.)
ooooo        (Anon.)

3488
i once knew a girl named        (kate)
i        (Anon.)
aaa        (aaa)
aaa        (aaa)
aaa        (aaa)

3487
there once was a kid named drake        (Anon.)
there once was a man named John        (Anon.)
St. Patrick's day's nearly at hand.        (Anon.)
her trousers had gone        (evita)
there once was a kid named drake        (Anon.)

3486
I once knew a man named        (ed)
I once new a man named ed        (Anon.)
there was a young fan called lee        (Anon.)
I once knew a man named        (Steve)
A rabbit named Harry        (Anon.)

3485
There was an old slag named Elaine        (Anon.)
Who was surely certified insane        (Anon.)
A thief she sure was        (Anon.)
Who pretended to be the boss        (Anon.)
ed        (Anon.)

3484
There was a man named Joe        (Anon.)
There was a young man called Chris        (Anon.)
There once was a fred named bob        (joe)
The once was a girl called        (Rachel)
Lynton        (Anon.)

3483
There once was a girl from Ohio        (Name)
Who only sat and cried-oh        (Name)
Until the next day        (Name)
She made a mistake        (Name)
And flew on a plane to Cairo        (Name)

3482
There once was a girl called Scarlett        (Scarlett )
idc        (idc)
who went to a party and midnight        (warlow)
whose afraid of zinc white        (Chris)
And that is why she's a harlot        (Duderino)

3481
School        (Anon.)
University of Maine        (Katroy)
Grandview        (Espo)
He fell on his face        (Anon.)
Justin        (justo)

3480
There once was a lady from Europe        (Anon.)
hi        (Anon.)
change        (Anon.)
Before        (Anon.)
Before        (Anon.)

3479
there once was a girl called        (tori)
Lorri        (Anon.)
Who had quite a Story        (Anon.)
There once was a men named Marc        (Brono)
There once was a lady from Europe        (limerick lady)

3478
There once was a boy named Struan        (Monkey Human)
who liked to mow lawns        (Anon.)
There once was a girl        (Katie)
There was a young man named chris        (Krusty)
hoogeveen        (lianne)

3477
There once was a man named Marc        (Who liked to bark like Shark)
There was once a guy called ben        (Anon.)
There was once a guy called        (ben)
Boost        (Ben)
There was once a boy named Struan        (Anon.)

3476
There once was a man named Hutch        (Hutch)
Who was modest, good looking, and such.        (Anon.)
But now that he's married.        (Anon.)
He'll probably be buried.        (Anon.)
Without every getting too much.        (Anon.)

3475
there once was a girl named sue        (Anon.)
Who is a drug addict        (Anon.)
kkk        (pete)
called sukhi        (hayday)
There once was a man named Hutch        (Anon.)

3474
There once was a chap named        (Joshua)
Ean        (Anon.)
Michael        (Mike)
Rhian        (Gail)
Molly        (Anon.)

3473
There once was a skier        (Anon.)
who liked to be freer        (Anon.)
The snow was fun        (Anon.)
I fell a ton        (Anon.)
I am a skier        (Anon.)

3472
there once was a girl named jo        (Anon.)
that lived in japan        (man)
That doesn't rhyme you pleb!        (Anon.)
You retard        (Anon.)
There was no plan        (Anon.)

3471
There once was a slut named joe        (Joe)
And she never let her pubes grow        (Anon.)
They grew far too long        (Anon.)
So after smoking a large bong        (Anon.)
She said "fuck it I'm growing a fro"        (Anon.)

3470
There was a lady from Newcastle        (anne)
kerry        (goks)
kerry        (Anon.)
Benfleet        (Avi)
Cock sucker you is Kerry you slag        (Mike hunt)

3469
there was a woman called Sarah        (Anon.)
Judith        (Anon.)
There once was a beggar named        (Florence)
geo with duck lips        (gabby)
there was a young lady called long        (Anon.)

3468
There once was a man name of Will        (Miz)
Who liked to pretend he was ill        (Anon.)
He then got the flu        (Anon.)
He hadn't a clue        (Anon.)
And died because he needed a pill        (Anon.)

3467
There once was a girl called Sarah        (Anon.)
She like to partake in the ghanja        (Anon.)
Puff Puff pass        (Anon.)
Then she fell on her ass        (Anon.)
WTF?        (Miz)

3466
There once was a girl called Parker        (Anon.)
my puppy's a deafie        (Anon.)
And her skin is a little bit darker        (Mace)
so she used a marker        (nichard)
there was a man named dan        (josh)

3465
my puppy's a deafie        (Lucy)
She's goofy and fun, she loves to run        (Bella)
there once was a boy from the hood        (carter)
Garr        (Anon.)
jason        (Anon.)

3464
Sharon        (Anon.)
Warm Apple Pie        (mooki)
frankie and bennies        (mooki)
love feast        (mooki)
thats no lie        (mooki)

3463
there once was a duck from Ewell        (Anon.)
There was a young copper called nick        (Anon.)
there once was a man child called nick        (lloydy)
there once was a girl called Helena        (Anon.)
there once was a young man called        (daniel)

3462
There once was a young girl called        (Charlotte)
There once was a young man called        (Colin)
There once was a boy from the hood        (Anon.)
he got killed by a flood        (random )
and he ended up in a curry, that's cool        (Anon.)

3461
i live with a girl named jill        (hun)
she sat down with a bill        (weieser)
in a house        (weieser)
near a mouse        (weieser)
that was the story of jill        (weieser)

3460
There once was a little birdie        (nero)
There once was a candian chick        (al)
She wanted snow on her birthday        (Anon.)
To skip school the right way        (Diesel)
She danced on the lawn like some hicks        (Diesel)

3459
there was a young girl from the west        (ellen)
who found her boy who was best        (Anon.)
he liked pie        (Anon.)
especially Warm Apple Pie        (MARK)
eat Meat Feast Pizza        (Anon.)

3458
There once was an orange in bed        (Anon.)
I got surprised and held my head        (Anon.)
I tried to think,        (Anon.)
And started to thunk,        (Anon.)
The bed frame to relieve my stead        (Anon.)

3457
There once was a boy named        (Swag)
Matilda        (Anon.)
my wife goes by the name of Annie,she is rather canny,        (artist)
and went to go out,        (Saki)
And never came back again        (Anon.)

3456
there once was a boy called        (sharpy)
there was a young boy called stan        (Anon.)
there once was a spider        (floortje)
3453        (Band)
Band        (Glad)

3455
hello my name Is tanzie        (Anon.)
my friends think that I'm crazy        (Anon.)
beacuse i am cranzie        (ana)
i am pazy        (ana)
and i love chocolate        (ana)

3454
There was once a guy called ben dover        (Ben Dover)
who loved the smell of clover        (Anon.)
So he went to the shop        (Anon.)
to but a cyclops        (Anon.)
diver        (Anon.)

3453
there was once a young boy called stan        (mark)
there once was a man called        (barry)
there was once a young boy called        (Oscar)
there was once a young boy called Oscar        (Tuesday)
There was a        (Anon.)

3452
there was once a young boy called stan        (nick)
who never gave a dam        (Anon.)
and said to his mom        (no)
where do i bye air freshener        (Anon.)
so illd        (Anon.)

3451
There was a young lady called Foxy        (Hartley)
She lead a pet dog named Moxy        (Anon.)
kanye let him finish        (jay z)
so he could diminish        (Anon.)
there was once a young boy called stan        (lol)

3450
Christine        (Anon.)
Reconcilations        (Anon.)
nonsense        (Anon.)
Poor        (Anon.)
poor        (Anon.)

3449
This fine morning, I'm Limerick bound        (Anon.)
i work for a company called eishtec        (Anon.)
Meat Feast Pizza        (Anon.)
My snowman just might one day sing        (Lil)
A fraction wore a hat and bowed        (Anon.)

3448
there was a young man called        (ant)
Matt        (Anon.)
who hung from a branch        (kizzle)
he was none the wiser it would snap        (sadie)
there was a young man        (brian)

3447
there was a young boy called        (zac)
jack        (Anon.)
who broke his back        (Anon.)
at the zoo        (hast3110)
with a Moo        (Mira96)

3446
There once were some men who ate        (Haggis)
Cock        (Darren)
darrell        (sarah)
thnvvz@uomldi.com        (fjbkckkgnv)
there once was a teapot called winston        (Anon.)

3445
There once was a man named darren        (Dissi)
Who looked really barren        (Anon.)
phil lukes        (Anon.)
nnnnnnnnnnnn        (Anon.)
Why should I come party on Island party        (Anon.)

3444
pete        (Anon.)
there once was an old man called pete        (Anon.)
She was always there for me        (Varsha)
target        (Anon.)
Der was is een leraar        (henkie)

3443
My name is        (Derrion)
It rimes with        (Berrion)
lamb        (Anon.)
lam        (Anon.)
hennus        (harry)

3442
there once was a girl with a spatula        (kiddie)
The was a girl named Lizzy        (Izzy)
There once was a man named james        (chicken wing)
there was a young man from portugal        (gg)
there was a young man from Wisconsin        (Anon.)


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