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Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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Ray        (Anon.)
is        (Rayton)

HINT: Third line should have 4, 5 or 6 syllables line and the last syllable should NOT rhyme with the last syllable of line 2.

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There was a cow        (Poo)
who died of old age        (Zavier)
Maxim        (Anon.)
Rei        (Anon.)
Lebedynski        (Anon.)

There once was a girl in a box        (Kenna)
Whos name i cant remember        (Anon.)
Didn't know her back from her front        (Caren)
Jennifer        (Jenny)
Her loves shines as bright as an ember        (Anon.)

Once there was a king        (Anon.)
Everybody called him thing        (Anon.)
They lived in a weird town        (Anon.)
With a loony old clown        (Anon.)
Who said the king couldn't sing        (Anon.)

teacher        (teach)
There once was a man called Wayne        (Anon.)
Once there was a man named Phil        (Anon.)
Lol        (Anon.)
Lol        (Anon.)

there once was a manager named        (patti)
he cask        (javari)
He liked to fap in his bask        (LOL)
he fapped all night        (Anon.)
and he fapped all day        (LOL)

Thrre once was a man called matt        (Anon.)
Thrre once was a man called        (Jack)
There once was a girl named        (Monica)
There once was a girl named        (Monica)
There once was a girl called        (Sara)

There once was a stuffed samosa        (Anon.)
Which gave off a pleasant aroma        (Anon.)
raj raj raj        (Anon.)
raj raj raj raj        (Darklir)
who loved a banana        (hanna)

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooooooooooh        (Anon.)
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooooh        (Anon.)
ga ga ga ga ga gaah        (Anon.)
What will your present be        (Anon.)
Well good luck getting into it        (Anon.)

there once was a boy called WOlluf        (Anon.)
he was stupid to stupid rhyme        (Anon.)
this is the third line        (Anon.)
it is a big sign        (Anon.)
that i cannot right limmeriks        (poloi)

You can eat tacos        (German)
Like uncle paco        (German)
Don't eat that limerick stew        (Anon.)
I love watching apples blooooom        (...)
You love bit tits        (Jacob)

There Once was a girl named Sophie        (Sophie)
There once was a lady named Bev        (Anon.)
A Haiku sucked oov ejo tw        (Anon.)
You canīt eat soap        (Anon.)
You can eat tacos        (German)

There once was a man with no head        (Anon.)
I'm pretty sure his name was Fred        (Anon.)
He terribly wanted a brain        (Anon.)
To insure he wasn't insane        (Anon.)
When Fred couldn't get a brain he made one of lead instead        (Anon.)

ass        (Anon.)
penis        (Anon.)
alex is fat        (Anon.)
hickory dickory dock        (iggy)
wowowowow        (Anon.)

There once was a man named        (Gurmeet)
There was once a Geek named        (Jake)
There once was a frog named        (Kermit)
penis        (Anon.)
woof        (Anon.)

There once was a young man named Zig        (Anon.)
Ther once was a corporal named Dave        (Anon.)
There once was a lady named Emma        (Anon.)
There was once a man names 'shaw        (Anon.)
The once was a girl called Lucia        (Anon.)

Sarah        (Greenwood)
Rakiyah        (Kiyah)
Music dumb funny        (Bob)
It is sunny        (Dinah)
Trystan        (Trysty)

there once was an old man named        (greg)
fred        (Maya)
he was crazy        (syd)
la la la        (done)
ah la la        (karen)

My name is Chiara I have a tiara        (Caitlin )
Lewandowski        (Anon.)
Christian        (Anon.)
poop        (Cali)
ass        (Anon.)

aha baby ducks wobbling about        (deggsy)
who came from vietnam        (tram)
tram        (ds)
Who left us and joined tfl        (Anon.)
Chiara        (Anon.)

there once was a girl named annie        (Anon.)
who was very old and was a wrinkly granny        (Anon.)
she was very very bold        (Anon.)
and it made her feel very cold        (Anon.)
baby ducks wobbling about        (deggsy)

There once was a questionfrom Dan        (Dan)
It's because he was just a dimness man        (Anon.)
The king is        (Christian)
Hell        (Anon.)
And back        (Girl)

There once was a teddy bear        (boo)
Who had a lot of hair        (tab)
he went to a shop        (Anon.)
To get it all chopped        (Anon.)
His head now gives him a scare        (Anon.)

I love my boyfriend        (Penis)
Poseidon        (Anon.)
oh leader your great        (justin trudeau)
why dont you just date        (awtistic russian)
Hockey is nice you can play it on ice        (patrick)

There once was a young lady        (Liam)
She had a friend named Katie        (Anon.)
She played the trombone        (Anon.)
And everyojne groaned        (Anon.)
and sat in the cool shady        (Rose)

There once was a soccer ball        (Anon.)
being kicked against a wall        (Anon.)
it gave us a fright        (Anon.)
we ran out of sight        (Anon.)
asdfe        (Anon.)

The boy had noticed something rather strange        (Alex)
Upon his drawers had been a change        (Anon.)
A couple of dents        (Anon.)
It's face the content        (Anon.)
asd        (asd)

My special arrival day was new years        (Anon.)
I was given a special day to arrive        (Anon.)
I was a seven pound special gift        (Anon.)
I am the one that will grow up and shine        (Anon.)
Lojkhhj        (Anon.)

i one made a lady called        (gracie)
who had a beautiful        (face)
I knew a dirty man named        (Tukker)
Who said he would like to sucker        (Anon.)
We all are a special gift from god        (Anon.)

high dorito        (haxx)
I fell in love with him        (HJ)
Arnie        (Anon.)
there once was a dog called jamie        (jamie)
there once was a dog called        (Jamie)

There once was a girl called Erika        (Rik)
There once was a student called        (Kyle)
There once was a girl called Megan        (Meg)
Hannah        (han)
I once knew a guy called        (tom)

Ireland        (Chris)
A pilot called Chris flew to Ireland        (Anon.)
heartburn        (Anon.)
go to the bowels        (Anon.)

To the ramp he must skate        (Joaquin)
A fine Birthday to make        (John)
THe boy must go        (Cake)
And go get a Blow        (Anon.)
Gimmie the gud succ        (Anon.)

suck        (Anon.)
my        (Anon.)
big        (Anon.)
black        (Anon.)
eg        (Anon.)

There once was a man named Bill        (Anon.)
Who had swallowed a nuclear pill        (Anon.)
The doctor said, "Cough."        (Anon.)
But the darn thing went off        (Anon.)
And they found his head in Brazil.        (Best limericks ever Ltd.)

There once was a young boy named Seb        (Anon.)
Who had a friend named        (Jeb)
svzdfxv        (Anon.)
painis cupcake        (Anon.)
fosndlnflkansd;kf        (Anon.)

I once met a canary named Lou        (Sue)
She sadly caught the flu        (Bob)
Just as he was about to die        (Kim Kardashian)
He started to cry        (Gigi Hadid)
"Oh! I didn't eat my stew!"        (Zayn Malik)

There once was a boy named        (Matt)
Bob        (serg)
Memes so supreme        (Pepe)
Memes so supreme        (Pepe)
He ate and ate his favourite corn on the cob        (Bob)

I knew once a lady named Rhiannon        (Anon.)
all she would say was anon        (Anon.)
I once knew a lady named Jill        (Anon.)
And Jill was always ill        (Anon.)
Rhiannon and Jill both had problems        (Anon.)

kangaroo, zoo, too, pouch, ouch        (Anon.)
Jades        (Anon.)
fdv        (yahi)
gsgfdh        (dgh)
rg        (fds)

kangaroo, zoo, too, pouch, ouch        (Anon.)
There once was a kangaroo        (named Gru)
Who didn't know what to do        (Anon.)
Time for a couch        (Anon.)
The first line was dumb why did you slouch        (Anon.)

There once was a man called        (jay)
Aaron who sat next to a girl called Sharon        (Aaron)
Their is a city called        (Atlanta)
death incarnate        (jehovah)
kangaroo, zoo, too, pouch, ouch        (Baby )

There was a man called        (Graham)
There was a young lady from Oakland        (Anon.)
SmartSheet        (Aalok)
There once was a bird named houdini        (Isabella)
Trump the bird        (Anon.)

There once was a teacher called tranny        (bob)
There once was a teacher called tranny        (Anon.)
She had a big fat granny        (Anon.)
She had a big fat granny        (Anon.)
There once was a teacher called tranny        (Anon.)

Deez Nuts was a man        (Wyatt Haverkampf)
he has a very great tan        (Tay Tay)
Tools of the trade        (Tay Tay)
He must have it made        (Tay Tay)
He needs hair for his fan        (Tay Tay)

John is a man in the office        (zoom)
He may be old but he's flawless        (Anon.)
Isn't it swell        (zoom)
That we wish him well        (zoom)
With Birthday greetings from all of us!        (zoom)

the once was a girl who was blue        (goose)
she wanted to taste the blue glue        (Anon.)
the dog ate abone        (Anon.)
and called it a phone        (Anon.)
and the girl thought that it was blue glue        (Anon.)

There was one a boy named Dennis        (Anon.)
Who was bad at playing tennis        (Anon.)
He was six years old        (Anon.)
And thought he was very bold        (Anon.)
Although he was quite friendless        (Anon.)

there was a boy who played tennis        (Anon.)
he wondered why he was friendless        (anon)
He was six years old        (Anon.)
And very bold        (Anon.)
And so he asked his friend Dennis        (Anon.)

Forever earthbound        (Anon.)
To the place where there is no government        (ownerofwebsite)
...        (ownerofwebsite)
Hitler comes in to help        (Anon.)
Oh, how the world is prefect        (jew)

there was a girl names sports        (Anon.)
she was not good at sports        (monkeypig)
she tried and tried until she died        (Anon.)
then her mother got fried        (Anon.)
her brother got some bad worts        (Anon.)

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