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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3281
There once was a boy called        (Jerry)
EPIRUS        (Anon.)
He loved multi coloured jumpers        (Harry)
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3280
there once was a boy named Myles        (Anon.)
kayleigh        (kmac)
There once was a girl named        (izzy)
Deb        (Anon.)
Who was a little soft in the head        (Anon.)

3279
there once was a guy named stein        (harry)
there was a young man named        (Rick Hatey)
sarah        (Anon.)
Chris dirty        (Rick)
Christopher haddy        (Rick )

3278
There once was a cow named Bob        (Anon.)
He was having a bit of a sob        (Anon.)
Then a chicken came along        (Anon.)
Said "shut up you nong"        (Anon.)
And the cow shut up his gob        (Anon.)

3277
There was a young lady named Kelsey        (Anon.)
Worked at Pakky, she was not wealthy        (Anon.)
That aside she was the best        (Anon.)
Very pretty, I confess        (Anon.)
Though her smoking made her unhealthy        (Bro)

3276
There was an old fellow named Guy        (Anon.)
Cindy        (Anon.)
5 line        (Anon.)
there was once was a girl named        (georgina)
There was a young lady named        (Kelsey)

3275
there was once two boys named pritchard        (Anon.)
Apple sauce        (Mike)
he want to work in invineyard        (Anon.)
dick        (your mom)
lick my pussy        (Anon.)

3274
there once was a rabbit named        (bob)
skljfkldjklfsdhdflksfsdjfklsdlkfdhisdiofnfsdhjsdfuashv egfdsiugh vfugh cgaipghivfg        (fsdf)
have no fear        (david)
there once was a grizzly bear        (rigg)
Who had no hair        (Jen)

3273
there once was a girl called        (Maddy)
emma        (Anon.)
Julian        (Anon.)
there once was a boss named        (kevin)
I once had a boyfriend called        (paul )

3272
there onces was a dozen of bakers        (Anon.)
There once was a Program called Choices        (Anon.)
Chicken Pot Pie        (Anon.)
Sweetie Pie        (Anon.)
Fun Friday        (Anon.)

3271
There once was a team called finance        (Anon.)
caden        (clark)
There once was a fancy vird        (John)
he's really tall        (Mechac)
There once was a man called Jeff        (Anon.)

3270
Birth day        (Tandra Ghosh)
25/10/1987        (Swaggy P)
And found a friend called Clara        (Anon.)
guitar, taylor, woods        (Serena)
pool, mad, kitten, yo-yo, sad        (bob)

3269
There once was a young Goddess called Clara        (Anon.)
sdf sdf sdf sdf        (sdf)
Happy Birthday Onchada        (franz)
There was a young girl called Ash        (Anon.)
there was a man called        (rob)

3268
there was a young lady called        (lisa)
Clara        (Anon.)
tf        (Anon.)
sdsd        (Anon.)
ssd        (Anon.)

3267
Football, Lacrosse, Track and Field        (Anon.)
Catch This Throw That Run Back        (Anon.)
Gloves, Cleats, Stick, Helmet, Spikes        (Anon.)
Break, Shuffle, Run, I Like        (Anon.)
The Team is strong as a Pack        (Anon.)

3266
Receiver, Midfielder, Distance        (Ornage)
Gloves, Cleats, Stick, Helmet, Spikes        (Cavalier)
Richland Northeast Sports        (Anon.)
Spring, Autumn, Winter        (Anon.)
I Play sports for Instance        (Anon.)

3265
greg        (Anon.)
ben        (tume)
matt        (Anon.)
Football Lacrosse Track        (Blue)
Catch This Throw That Run Back        (Anon.)

3264
Customer service is best        (Anon.)
Today is a special day        (Eric)
line two is a mess        (frankf)
I'd rather play chess        (frankf)
this failed attempt flunks the test        (frankf)

3263
I have a friend who is athletic        (Eddy)
shawn        (Anon.)
mojo        (Anon.)
I KNOW A YOUNG        (LISA)
kkk        (jjjj)

3262
There once waa a chap named Pierre        (Anon.)
Who loved to Kyak with flair        (Anon.)
Now we hear he's now sixty        (Anon.)
And that is quite nifty        (Anon.)
The Kyak will now motor bare        (Anon.)

3261
There once was a chap named Pierre        (Ang)
Who loved to Kyack nowhere        (Anon.)
gg ggg ggg gg g        (Anon.)
ssss        (Anon.)
sss        (Anon.)

3260
Cassandra Mgee loved tea        (o)
She drank it with her husband lee        (Anon.)
There once was an old man named        (Ricketts)
There was a dashing young man named pat        (Anon.)
And she knocked him on a golf tee        (Anon.)

3259
Michael is turning forty        (Mike)
Lori is turning 40        (Lori)
efefwe        (gg)
Limerick        (Milestones)
her        (o)

3258
Joe once a big bowl of bricks        (Anon.)
He though that he could gather up the chicks        (Anon.)
treasure hunt        (jamie)
Treasure hunt        (Anon.)
But, no chicks could eat a bowl of bricks        (Jawz)

3257
Georgina was mating with Iain        (Anon.)
They thought nobody could see 'em        (Anon.)
But everyone saw        (Anon.)
And gasped in awe        (Anon.)
As Georgina got pregnant with Iain!        (Anon.)

3256
Diane is turning Sixty        (Anon.)
Who was born in the 1950s        (Anon.)
Happy Birthday Diane        (Anon.)
Don't get it by a van        (Anon.)
That man in the van looks shifty        (Anon.)

3255
There once was a man named Joh        (Anon.)
who liked to hang out with bob        (Alyssa)
I hear it's your birthday        (Betty)
I hear its your birthday        (billy)
what are we going to do!        (Anonamousey)

3254
There was a Horse named El Diamnte        (Anon.)
Who had a colt named Perico        (Anon.)
But Perico goes with panchito and finds out his mother is dead        (Anon.)
They then take care of each ther and become inseperatable        (Anon.)
Life can be a rough terraine but it doesn't end until your dead        (Anon.)

3253
there was a turtle named Steve        (Anon.)
There once was a horse named El Diamante        (Anon.)
Who had a colt named Perico        (Anon.)
Panchito the owner went with perico to the forest and got lost        (Anon.)
When they get back El Diamante is dieing        (Anon.)

3252
There was a girl from Nieuwegein        (Nikki)
the library is closing at nine        (LRB)
is this already the last line?        (Frankenstein)
the library scents of pine        (Anon.)
maybe of that collar of that canine?        (Anon.)

3251
Philip        (Anon.)
KENZIE        (Anon.)
gg        (k)
Cock        (Gavin)
Helen        (Anon.)

3250
There once was a place based on service        (Anon.)
lily        (lil)
Voicehost Support Team        (Tom)
pilly        (tracking)
And that was the end of        (Philip)

3249
There once was a girl called ele        (Anon.)
Who wanted some cake in her belly        (Anon.)
She stuffed her face        (Andy)
with a can of mace        (Andy)
Her brains melted to jelly        (Anon.)

3248
There once was a boy called Alex        (Anon)
who i hated so very much        (Anon.)
really much        (Anon.)
so much he left        (Anon.)
goodbye fred        (Anon.)

3247
There once was a girl named Danielle        (Anon.)
who would cast a pig-giggling spell        (Anon.)
over colleagues and technology        (Anon.)
and Power Points - now don't you see        (Anon.)
Theres the alert        (Anon.)

3246
sanchit        (Anon.)
there was a little man called grande        (trudy)
There was a chap called        (Mihaly)
På Telenor fest        (Anon.)
Norway        (Hirugoba )

3245
The world is so big        (Anon.)
he was beside himself        (Anon.)
Graham        (Anon.)
I love you so much        (Machu)
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN CALLED ROB        (Anon.)

3244
gosham        (ringpiece)
hot to trot        (Anon.)
There was a hot blond from POEX        (Anon.)
There once was a DS by Steve Browne        (Anon.)
There once was a lady        (Donna)

3243
there once was a lady called marge        (ash)
who loved and loved mars bars        (Guy)
One could have guessed        (Aaron)
That Filtrine was best        (Carol-Powley)
insead of old marge        (keera)

3242
The man down the street was a smelly old shi        (Anon.)
That girl down the street was a good girl        (Self Esteem)
SHIPUDDEN        (moo)
blah blah blah blah        (vera)
i am your father        (cheese)

3241
There once was a boy named Bart        (Anon.)
Who was known for his terrible farts        (Anon.)
One day he did some art        (Anon.)
Made of smelly farts        (Anon.)
And the room he was in blew up        (Anon.)

3240
One day I decided to eat        (O)
Something terribly sweat        (O)
Then I ate a bun        (O)
Ended up in the sun        (O)
And the next day I had a terrible burn        (I)

3239
There once was a boy called john        (Anon)
Who decided to eat all day long        (Anon)
He sat in a barn        (Anon)
Out on a farm        (Anon)
And watched the day go by        (Anon)

3238
There was a young woman called sarah        (richard)
Who always liked to swear'a        (Sarah)
there was a boy called        (chris)
clara        (Anon.)
Who liked a fare car        (Anon)

3237
The Age of Exploration was very fun        (Anon.)
There once was a shoe called Zipz        (Mar)
He liked food        (Jim)
Hi        (Bob)
Bob likes fish        (Anon.)

3236
there once was a lady called siw        (zenghe)
Theres something called makeup        (body image)
Krister was his name        (Kris)
That was not okay        (Anon.)
my klondike family        (charlie)

3235
There once was a commish named roger        (Anon.)
Ate a sandwich        (Trevor)
Felicity        (Anon.)
Digital        (Team)
babe        (Nic)

3234
there once was a girl called chrissy        (kaz)
sandwich        (upc)
there once was a girl named        (Jade)
Dawn        (Anon.)
A thymely young flapper named pearl        (Sam)

3233
There once was a man named john        (Anon.)
poop        (Anon.)
he loved Kate with all his heart        (dave)
until she did a HUGE fart        (LardFace)
Jared        (Anon.)

3232
There once was a man from New York        (DarkOverlord)
who hates canned smoked pork        (DarkOverlord)
he goes to town        (Anon.)
and turns around        (DarkOverLord)
and sadl        (Anon.)

3231
Everyone get your bellies out        (Hannah)
he was a talanted drawer        (david)
to get the garbage out        (Anon.)
the cattle said moo        (Anon.)
and it became the truth!        (Anon.)


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