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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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3404
I once met a lady from Greece        (Anon.)
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HINT: Second line should have 6, 7, 8, or 9 syllables and the last syllable should rhyme with the last syllable of line 1.

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Archive (latest 50 limericks) 


3403
There once was a boy called Freddie        (Anon.)
who was as sweet and cuddly as a teddy        (Anon.)
One Christmas Day        (Anon.)
Had to say I love you        (Blue)
alpaca        (3)

3402
the 1930s were dreary        (Anon.)
the 1920s were cheery\        (Anon.)
the people made money in the 1920s        (Anon.)
he was a geordie        (Alex)
Freddie        (Anon.)

3401
There once was a young man named Steve        (Anon.)
Who had a gloriously long weave        (Anon.)
Until one day        (Anon.)
He had a Cafe Au Lait        (Anon.)
His weave felt underachieved        (Anon.)

3400
there once was a boy named shamir        (Anon.)
who didn't care much for christmas cheer        (Anon.)
but then brendan rodgers got sacked        (Anon.)
And then Sony got hacked        (Anon.)
there once was a young man named steve        (Anon.)

3399
There once was a girl named kara        (Rainmake)
Roi with his toy, Oboy        (Anon.)
Who pissed all over the ceiling        (Ealing )
What shall we ever do        (kyla)
this sucks        (tbh)

3398
there once was a girl called        (gemma)
poop        (Anon.)
There once was a man named        (albert)
mark        (Anon.)
who named their child stain        (Rainmake)

3397
there once was a girl named cienna        (Anon.)
Who once took a trip to vienna        (Anon.)
time        (Anon.)
their was        (fernando)
there once was a girl named        (rebecca)

3396
sorry for this guys        (Anon.)
my friend is on my phone        (Anon.)
i hope you guys can forgive me        (Anon.)
because this is a really cool site        (Anon.)
really sorry        (,))

3395
Shaun Walsh        (Walshy)
Joby Norton        (Nurse Joby)
emmy        (emmy)
To a creative friend        (Kipps )
shut up        (Anon.)

3394
There once was an elf called        (Jingle)
FUCK YOU JINGLE!        (Anon.)
JE MOEDER!        (condoomanoniem.nl)
For sex call 911!        (The police FREEZE MOTHERFUCKERS!)
come on guys grow up and btw this is the best limmerick ever!        (Anon.)

3393
hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahaha        (Anon.)
hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahaha        (Anon.)
hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahaha        (Anon.)
hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahaha        (Anon.)
hahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahaha        (Anon.)

3392
wat denken jij!        (Anon.)
gs        (sg)
jpwd i;shufsghdfguiobs        (Anon.)
wat denken jij!        (Anon.)
wat denken jij!        (Anon.)

3391
jij niet weet        (your mother)
wat nou weer houd je bek nou eens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!        (Anon.)
wat denken jij!!!        (dani de mogool)
nou eigenlihk wejqbest wek;l eveevewklsflel        (Anon.)
rjkwqednaskldkjakldsakdlsadjlasdjkaosjpqdjoefnsoifho[sd'fksdnmvjkodfhpdofjsdklht0eoi        (Anon.)

3390
je moeder        (sjakalala)
hahaha        (lol)
nee dani        (je nmoeder)
houd je bek samuel        (Anon.)
wat denken jij!        (Anon.)

3389
Halo wie ben je?        (Niemand weet zijn naam?)
hhaahhahahahaha        (Anon.)
jpwd i;shufsghdfguiobs        (Anon.)
asdsadsadasd        (Anon.)
dsadadsaada        (Anon.)

3388
er was eens een man aan het pissen        (dannydedani)
die zat me toch echt weet te dissen        (dannydedani)
maar ja wat kan ik toch nou aan doen        (dannydedani)
want hij heette otch echt weer koen        (dannydedani)
houd je bek je weet niet wie ik ben!        (man met schnor)

3387
max was zo klein dik en lelijk        (zijn moeder)
hij wist niet wat hij moest doen om maud te zoenen        (max)
majv        (rwettw5)
rytbwuynet        (nuyenuyneu)
jouw        (hoofd)

3386
There once was a chick at UHC        (Anon.)
there once was a fellow named        (andrew)
when bored sarcasm he threw        (Anon.)
jij weet niet wie ik ben        (je moeder)
whahahouwwwww        (klaas Fack)

3385
there once was a girl from Japan        (Katie)
she was named Anne        (Katie)
she was so poor        (Katie)
she never went out the door        (Katie)
so she never went to Iran        (Katie)

3384
There once was a lady named heph        (Anon.)
She never went outside        (Katie)
klajfklasjfakldjfkldsf        (lkasdjflkdsaj)
dkjfasdklflsakjfdslk        (jdklsf;a)
asdffffjkl;        (asdfjkl;)

3383
My cat is a pain        (Lexi)
I just want to put her out in the rain        (Lexi)
My cat meows nonstop        (Skye)
I just want to bop her in the head        (Skye)
I don't want to put my cat on a train        (Lexi)

3382
My heart is full of love.        (Lexi)
I am alive when I hear a crying dove.        (Lexi)
Is your voice only in my mind.        (Lexi)
Am I too blind to come find you,        (Lexi)
Don't shove me into the cold hard ground.        (Skye)

3381
Nancy loves to do bead work and drink wine        (Anon.)
There once was a boy named        (Dori)
hi        (Anon.)
there once was an old fart with a cap        (Richard)
that turned into crap        (Anon.)

3380
there once was a girl named        (teaa)
there once was a boy named        (curt)
there once was a lady named        (sarah)
there once was a old man named        (richard)
there once was a old lady named        (kera)

3379
there once was a boy called        (spamel)
Sales        (Anon.)
kerst        (fennie)
and irwin loves chernin        (irwin )
ther once was a girl named steiney        (tete)

3378
there was a young lady called        (sarah)
whose mind was rather unstable        (Rachael)
Anna        (Anon.)
there was a young lady called        (Emmie)
Katie        (Anon.)

3377
There once was a wife called        (Kelly)
some say she was quite        (smelly)
a girl who worked with old people        (Hanna )
Chiropractor        (Steve)
sarah        (Anon.)

3376
My brothers a bloke called        (Stu)
There once was a girl named        (Lucy)
There once was a fella called        (Kevin)
There once was a lady called        (Emma)
There once was a girl named        (nina)

3375
There once was a man named        (Hoke)
Who at every OSU game would choke        (Anon.)
banana whistle        (Anon.)
penis        (hopefull)
Christmas        (Dmitry)

3374
i write for my classmate named madison        (Anon.)
a hope that the new year is fun        (Anon.)
you'll teach Colby        (Anon.)
to eat ravioli        (Anon.)
your great im glad i meet you hun        (Anon.)

3373
There was a time        (Chetan)
I could rhyme        (Anon.)
Seccredo        (Anon.)
There once was a girl called        (Ciara)
chucky        (chucky)

3372
An old Glyn school boy called Bown        (Anon.)
An old Glyn school boy called Bown        (Alex)
An old soccer ball belonged to        (Gabby)
there was an old man from everett        (brooks)
There was a young boy from        (manilla)

3371
There once was a girl named Zoe        (Zoe)
There once was a girl named sharon        (Anon.)
There once was a girl named Gillian        (Anon.)
There was once a young lady named Rosie        (Anon.)
there once was a boss named        (brian)

3370
all poems big or small rhyme or not        (pepe)
essay's and ese's come here a lot        (pepe)
mexican words from accent        (Anon.)
kids sleep in thier tent        (Anon.)
messi plays messy on the lot        (Anon.)

3369
Who am I?        (Anon.)
I hear you ask?        (Anon.)
Noel        (Anon.)
I have a relation called        (Noel)
the kid trying to write a limerick        (pepe)

3368
i am a kid called        (anthony)
fgfdgfd        (ffdgds)
ffgdgdgh        (gffgdgd)
gfghghff        (ghfhf)
hfghgtg        (thggdfs)

3367
there once was a guy called        (Dmitrii)
Laura        (Anon.)
dfasdf        (Dmitrii)
There once was a lady named        (Emma)
The beautiful man called Jon shepp        (Pete)

3366
There once was a coach named Lawmaster        (LCU15)
Come for lunch on Friday, you'll have ham and turkey        (hunter)
Brought to you by the office staff.        (highland)
Feedback        (Anon.)
ben        (benjamin)

3365
there once was a girl called melissa        (Anon.)
He wears cool hats        (Tash)
My English Teacher miss Prior        (Anon.)
Nitha        (Anon.)
heloo        (Anon.)

3364
There was a young boy named Ryan        (Anon.)
He was the most awesome at hockey        (Anon.)
He was the captain on huntley        (Anon.)
He was the best there had ever been        (Anon.)
Fuck fuck fuck        (At me)

3363
there once was a gal called        (hollie)
Who liked to eat cheese        (Anon.)
While her horny geese        (bubu)
Ate up all the nutella        (lear)
Sggs        (Anon.)

3362
there once was a man called jimmy        (Anon.)
there once was a man called jimmy        (jim)
there once was a gal called Krista        (Krista)
There was a young man called        (Francis)
There once was a man called        (Ahmet)

3361
There once was guy named bob        (Anon.)
Who had a job        (Anon.)
Who had a cool car        (Anon.)
But it was very far        (Anon.)
Which he had to rob        (Anon.)

3360
There once was a man called Terry Cann        (Anon.)
jjjjjggbj        (n)
nbn        (b)
bj,bjbjbj        (n)
jddddddddddddjjjjjjj        (d)

3359
There was a lanky lad named Josh        (Anon.)
Who drinks JD til his brains all awash        (Anon.)
So josh thought he had the flu        (Isa)
And he started to spew        (JB)
he is fucking bent spastic cunt        (Anon.)

3358
There was a young lady called        (Carol)
Robyn        (meagor)
She loved cats and horses        (meagor)
Applied for lots of courses        (Anon.)
And her head was always bobbin        (Anon.)

3357
There once was a man named santa        (Scott)
Who loved to drink vodka and fanta        (Jay )
Until she had sex with a manta        (Meggie)
and then it died        (hjs)
we'll miss you very much        (Carol)

3356
There was a young lady called Andi        (Andi)
She usually was pretty dandy        (Anon.)
She just got upset        (Anon.)
Cause she had a hard had        (Anon.)
Aysha        (Anon.)

3355
There was a young man called        (Tony)
I've heard it said he can be moany        (Anon.)
Moany he's not        (Anon.)
Probably holding a glass of merlot        (Anon.)
The girl who was called the Pandi        (Andi)

3354
There was a young lady called        (Jenna)
tineke        (Anon.)
she smelled like feet        (Maddy)
Piketty        (Anon.)
he went to America all by himself        (me)


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