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limerick
Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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4059
There was a girl called Gill        (Anon.)
There once was a boy called alex        (Anon.)
djdjghdj        (Anon.)
There was a girl called Sabia        (poppa bear)
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4058
There once was a boy named        (Craig)
Who got a bad case of the plague        (Anon.)
john        (brady)
In the extreme south of Maine, and near the Angevin border, was the fortress of Château-du-Loir wher        (Anon.)
Gill        (Anon.)

4057
there once was a girl named sarah        (Anon.)
Her sisters name was Farrah        (Anon.)
Although they were close        (Anon.)
One never did the most        (Anon.)
there was once a boy named ricky        (Anon.)

4056
I like apples        (David)
I love youtube        (Alice)
I love Greys Anatomy        (Sophia)
I like to eat Peach rings        (Sophie)
I like to touch dog poop        (Anal)

4055
there once was a cheeky lil chica        (Anon.)
who instructed athletics with rigour        (Anon.)
her pupils could only admire        (Anon.)
her brighly lit internal fire        (Anon.)
and her vagina rough like a briar        (yeezus)

4054
There once was a man called Alex        (Anon.)
There was a dog with a hat        (Anon.)
he ran down the road        (Anon.)
when he heard the code        (Anon.)
He drove to the dog with his solex        (Beat)

4053
The was a young lady called        (shorty)
There was a young lady called        (Jordan)
Who sometimes        (Abi)
Adele        (Anon.)
katie        (Anon.)

4052
there was a young man called newcombe        (Anon.)
Blabla        (test)
zoe        (Anon.)
I go to middle school        (Anon.)
shorty        (Anon.)

4051
there was a boy named l        (lou)
There was a boy named Erving        (Duck)
When I asked him why        (Lillybell)
Liz        (Liz)
sarah        (Anon.)

4050
There was a girl named        (Brianna )
Always had a different Banana        (Brianna)
When i asked her why        (Anon.)
She said that she was a spy        (Anon.)
Looked up and she had a bandana        (Anon.)

4049
There once was a lady called laura        (Mason)
Frances Parrott        (Anon.)
There once was a goal scorer named        (Molly)
basketball is really awesome        (Anon.)
There was a girl called        (paulina)

4048
A Knight of no shield        (MaineMan)
With but a helmet from the field        (MainMan)
Was weary but up for the fight        (MaineMan)
He commanded his loins be girded tight        (MaineMan)
then doffed his hat as he kneeled        (jay)

4047
Ive wrote a few limericks for you        (Anon.)
Each one tells a clue        (Anon.)
So for this valentines day        (Anon.)
A riddle game we will play        (Anon.)
For a day that I get to spend with my boo        (Anon.)

4046
There was a guy who has a beard        (Nanan)
There once was a girl named Sarah        (Anon.)
Greg        (Anon.)
chicken pot pie        (Anon.)
i got poked in the eye        (Anon.)

4045
There once was a girl called nikki        (Guz)
who thought every one was just Icky!        (Shadowfoot)
so she went home and sat on her bed        (jae)
and thought about what she can do instead        (Anon.)
nevermind, they're all so sticky!        (Anon.)

4044
shawn mendes        (shawn)
Gracie        (Smelly)
there once was a girl named Lu        (Anon.)
he forked a big hole        (Den)
and in fell a mole        (Den)

4043
there once was a young boy named robert        (Anon.)
There once was a young boy named Zearon        (Angel)
There once was a young boy named        (Richard)
Ther once was a young lady named        (Emma)
Lisa        (Anon.)

4042
A prodigious kid from Shanghai        (Anon.)
Knew every conceivable fungi        (Anon.)
He ate a stool or two        (Anon.)
And then he was blue        (Anon.)
The prodigious kid from Shanghai        (Anon.)

4041
There once was a boy called        (Dan)
Who planned a trip to Mexico        (Pat)
With his friends Jude and Rick        (Anon.)
He soon became afraid for his dick        (Anon.)
There one was a boy called        (Scott)

4040
Rubiks are cool        (Anon.)
Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh        (Anon.)
7sylabbles        (Anon.)
Dunnooooooooo        (Anon.)
Anon is cool        (Anon.)

4039
Dude sucker        (Anon.)
Dumbo eek        (Anon.)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewk        (Anon.)
Skndsjifgxbhuseobddsuhbdfs        (Anon.)
Rubiks cube        (Anon.)

4038
there was a boy called        (rory)
Hi        (Anon.)
Gngjfnf        (Anon.)
Sucker        (Anon.)
Yolo        (Anon.)

4037
There was a very fat boy        (Gob)
His name was good old troy        (Gob)
He had a big belly        (Gob)
He smelt like jelly        (Gob)
Then he went to bed covered in soy        (Gob)

4036
there was a young boy from spain        (Anon.)
there was a blonde girl named tracey        (Anon.)
there was a young boy from        (genmaicha)
sarah        (Anon.)
A very big man ate a poo        (Gob)

4035
There once was a young man from Oneonta        (Anon.)
Who didn't enjoy        (Anon.)
He went to the store        (Anon.)
Where he got some more        (Anon.)
Of his scrumdiddlyumptious pasta        (Anon.)

4034
Hi        (Hi)
Sucker        (Sucker)
Hrfghfrgdf        (Jdchffjgfvhfv)
But that's the        (Commish)
Gg        (Anon.)

4033
Γδευγδφηδφγηδεγφδ        (Anon.)
Ηγφφηγφφηγρφ        (Anon.)
🇵🇼🇵🇼🇵🇼🇵🇼🇵🇼😎😎💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥😙💥😙        (Anon.)
bxcgkjaaSanhedrin,        (Anon.)
Hi        (Anon.)

4032
😈😎😇😎😈😇😓😎😈😓☺️😈☺️😇☺️        (Anon.)
Hdegdhg        (Anon.)
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍        (Anon.)
🍻🍻🍻🇲🇴🍻🍻🍻😚🍻🍻🍻        (Anon.)
😰😰😰😰😰        (Anon.)

4031
Lol        (Anon.)
Bob        (Anon.)
Non        (Anon.)
Ioi        (Anon.)
Pop        (Anon.)

4030
Lol        (Anon.)
Jedgchddgd        (Anon.)
Shdvhfg        (Anon.)
Hcsgdc        (Anon.)
Hcxbdchbdc        (Anon.)

4029
Hello he said to rob        (Stan)
Hello said his best friend bobw        (Anon.)
Hi        (Anon.)
Ho        (Anon.)
Lol        (Anon.)

4028
There was once a dog called bob        (Anon.)
Who was allways sitting in a bog        (Anon.)
So he got a bit muddy        (Anon.)
And he lost all his buddies.        (Anon.)
What a poor dog named bob        (Anon.)

4027
There once was a boy named Max        (Max)
who didnt like paying his tax        (stu)
sHehéysamaxhey        (Anon.)
Bffbjhvfhvf        (Anon.)
Jgffj        (Anon.)

4026
there once was an angle of fab        (sultry)
iy        (grsd)
Say: Who are you?        (Chong)
sally        (buzz)
At the place where you work        (Marty)

4025
Maya        (Anon.)
there was a pirate and his crew        (Anon.)
With a virgin they fucked        (anon)
Conduction        (Anon.)
there once was a girl called shannon        (Anon.)

4024
the vision of the design        (c)
I know a girl named        (Jill)
jjjjjjjjjj        (Anon.)
so here have some chocolate.        (Alex)
Scouse        (Anon.)

4023
There was a young girl called        (Sophie)
There was a young girl called        (Lily)
alex        (Anon.)
Yo mama is named        (Q)
vision        (Anon.)

4022
there was a young girl called eryn        (Anon.)
who worried about what she was wearing        (Anon.)
to websites she'd go        (Anon.)
for clothes her mother to show        (Anon.)
a bargain each time always declaring        (Anon.)

4021
I know a young lady called        (Georgia)
amber        (bamber)
linda        (Anon.)
who was bothered about what she was wearing        (Anon.)
she went on the net        (Anon.)

4020
I had a lamb named Yubi        (Anon.)
I had a fried named olaf        (Junior)
there was a man called jimy        (Anon.)
i have a friend named Aya        (Anon.)
I know a girl called gerogua        (Anon.)

4019
There was a rare beauty called Carolyn        (BadSammy)
who once went out with a Finn        (BadSammy)
she loved to be held by the hip        (BadSammy)
As she was top heavy and liable to tip        (BadSammy)
I had a lamb named Yubi        (Anon.)

4018
There was a young wimp called guille        (Anon.)
who so wanted to cop a feel        (BadSammy)
he met a girl called Di        (BadSammy)
whose nipples nearly took out his eye        (BadSammy)
and now he can confirm their real        (BadSammy)

4017
rtsdgsdg        (Anon.)
there once was a girl called        (kirsty)
who said she was always thirsty        (Timo)
and that bloody dog it did but me        (Bibi)
And she would always never look like me        (cmking)

4016
There once was a man named        (Nigel)
Nigel        (Llama man )
here once was a girl named        (SARAH)
geoff        (Anon.)
there was a young man named Gary        (Anon.)

4015
there once was a man named        (shawn)
here once was a girl named        (tina)
James        (Dowser)
There once was a man named        (James)
Nigel        (Anon.)

4014
There once was a man named        (Billy)
there once was an orange named        (hannah)
There once was a man named        (Tim)
there was a young woman called        (rachel)
there once was a man named        (shawn)

4013
ice cream        (tay)
corn        (bae)
happy        (tay)
hates        (lay)
go        (kay)

4012
there was a young woman called        (steph)
There was a young teacher called        (Rosa)
There was once was a man called        (James)
There once was a man named monte        (Anon.)
There was once a fgt called        (Immy)

4011
There once was a guy named Jim        (Robert )
There was an old man named        (Geoff)
Tim        (Anon.)
there was a woman named        (Bella)
she was a great friend        (sammy )

4010
The night has been long, dark, and weary        (JJ)
It has not been very cheery        (Anon.)
Mysterious shadows        (Anon.)
Maybe even crows        (Anon.)
At last, no longer dreary        (Anon.)

4009
There was a tank full of tooth decay        (tosh)
thomas was a fag        (Anon.)
cock        (Anon.)
I'm very scared of the dock        (Anon.)
she might one day ask him to pork her        (ca)


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