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Pronunciation: 'li-m&-rik, 'lim-rik
Function: noun
Etymology: Limerick, Ireland
: a light or humorous verse form of 5 chiefly anapestic verses of which lines 1, 2, and 5 are of 3 feet and lines 3 and 4 are of 2 feet with a rhyme scheme of aabba.

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There was a man called Yuen        (Yuen)
who was lame but perky        (owl)

HINT: Third line should have 4, 5 or 6 syllables line and the last syllable should NOT rhyme with the last syllable of line 2.

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There was a girl named Rachel        (Kitty)
He began thrusting his genitals        (Trumpo)
mathieu        (mathi)
engineering        (Johan Sverdrup)
lissa        (lissa)

There was a fat man named poo poo        (Tong)
and he wanted to use the loo        (Tong)
but out came the fat        (Anon.)
right on the mat        (Tong)
And he ate it as food        (Anon.)

there was a young man called hew        (Anon.)
and he farted some poo        (Kitty)
and then he ate it        (Kitty)
and he sat on it        (Kitty)
and I would have said ew        (Anon.)

There was a young man called Webb        (Anon.)
there was a young man called ivor        (Anon.)
There was a young girl named claire        (Anon.)
there was a young man called Frank        (Anon.)
louise        (Anon.)

there once was a girl named        (emma)
Jenny        (Dovey)
She saved til she had a penny        (Anon.)
Then one day at noon        (Anon.)
She bought a new spoon        (Anon.)

You must be a young lady named Sue        (Anon.)
Who slept on a chair eating stew        (Anon.)
it was a great shock        (steffi)
when she found a rock        (Anon.)
in that delicious connection and brew        (Anon.)

There was a fit girl called rachel        (Anon.)
Who ran to her local landfill        (Anon.)
She threw herself in        (greenaway)
And sunk to her chin        (greenaway)
A weird cure for her sudden chill        (greenaway)

There once was a girl named Anne        (dj)
who loved to play with pans        (Anon.)
one day she was in case        (Anon.)
and smacked her face        (Anon.)
and now she is in serious pain        (Anon.)

There once was a girl called megan        (Melissa)
She said are you scared I say Maybe        (Anon.)
hi        (Brae Brae)
i was very nice        (Anon.)
i was very nice as fire        (Anon.)

There once was a man named troy        (Anon.)
He would often act like a boy        (Anon.)
He had 5 bags of cans        (Anon.)
And of Tebow a fan        (Anon.)
nature        (Anon.)

there was a young boy called        (reece)
Jim        (Anon.)
Who would eat his own as on a whim        (Anon.)
Because        (James )
Eight slices of        (Orange)

There once was a boy named        (Kurush)
Aaron        (Woody)
He fixed both eyes        (Boss)
There once was a class called 9L        (Anon.)
Her friends all around her were swarming        (Anon.)

there once was a girl named        (lisa)
Before the tower falls far away in Pisa        (Muni)
She so loved to party        (Laura)
The once was a girl named Mel        (Anon.)
she awsome caz she cool        (fazo)

There        (Anon.)
Was        (Anon.)
a young captain, named Kirk        (Anon.)
He shot a kitten with a smirk        (Snow White)
there once was a girl named        (lisa)

There was a young fellow called James        (Anon.)
Brian        (Anon.)
alex        (Anon.)
A really forgetful, young James        (Dewdrop)
and not at all a 'smart Alec'        (Dewdrop)

There was a young man from Nantucket        (cheesepop)
Who's cock was so long he could suck it        (arsebiscuit)
He said with a grin        (nipplesplat)
As he wiped off his chin        (biffinbridge)
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it        (vinegarstrokes)

There was a young man named Arvi        (Anon.)
Jason        (J Rage)
I am a pink thing that's tastes your food        (Anon.)
doggo        (Chicken)
rob        (Anon.)

Where once was a man named E,        (David)
An old volunteer named Ed        (Anon.)
He just loved dogs        (Anon.)
but also liked hogs        (Anon.)
So he kept them next to his bed        (Anon.)

so wait you're taking a class        (Anon.)
Congruent means the exact same        (Mel)
there was was a bannana        (fart)
Magnesium swag        (Anon.)
white bright light        (Anon.)

there once was a girl called zoe        (Anon.)
zoe zoe zoe zoe zoe        (zoe)
she ran around        (Zo )
while making a crowd        (dhlfgdf)
and runnind around        (dhlfgdf)

There once was a girl called Maria        (Peter)
Her work was an awesome career        (Peter)
There once was a boy and girl        (Tony)
there once was a girl called zoe        (little legs)
zoe        (Anon.)

There once was a man from Peru        (Cass )
Who had a lot of growing up to do        (Cass )
He'd ring a doorbell,        (Cass)
Then run like hell        (Cass)
Until the owner shot him with a .22        (Cass)

There was a young lady from Opole        (Ania)
There once was a girl named Kate        (Anon.)
Then she hanged from a pole        (Anen )
And died from falling into a hole        (Atun )
The end        (Anon.)

there once was a director named        (Fernando)
Mia and she liked to play games. after work she baked        (Anon.)
Lady        (Catherine)
Knight Store Gold Bold        (AE)
Mike        (Anon.)

Irritating        (Isabella)
She liked Vodka        (Lynn)
Kirsty        (Anon.)
There was a man named brent        (Anon.)
There was a man named brent . Who could not pay his rent . He begged on the street . He feasted his        (Anon.)

seas tschulien        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)
asdf        (Anon.)

i hob ka idee wos i schreibm sull        (Anon.)
xD        (Anon.)
top        (Anon.)
kek        (Anon.)
lel        (Anon.)

isis is comming        (Anon.)
rfugees are running        (Anon.)
trump loo stunning        (Anon.)
I can't stop punning        (Anon.)
this is the end        (Anon.)

Last year was 2016        (Anon.)
nice it has not been        (Anon.)
now is 2017        (Anon.)
oh yeah        (Anon.)
something        (Anon.)

sally        (Anon.)
wtf        (Anon.)
wot r u doin        (Anon.)
don't write such bullshit        (Anon.)
I am the boss now        (Anon.)

School is boring        (Anon.)
with a big fire soaring        (Anon.)
we need some more gun        (Anon.)
because I am out of puns        (Anon.)
HELL YEAH MURICA        (Anon.)

I met a man called Trump        (Anon.)
With personality quite plump        (Anon.)
His ideas are quite strange        (Anon.)
and his mind has a short range        (Anon.)
Unlike ISIS with a big ass gun        (Anon.)

Gay weeeeiner fagootos        (Anon.)
Afghanistan, Agent, Agriculture, Agro, Aid, Air borne, Air Marshal, Airplane, Airport, Al Qaeda, Al-        (Anon.)
nigger        (Anon.)
bombing up the towoors        (Anon.)
holy shit that was a power        (Anon.)

my dad will never come back to us        (Anon.)
he allways did make a fus        (Anon.)
he had cripiling depression        (Anon.)
and a really big obsession        (Anon.)
with pussy        (Anon.)

Fuck me hard daddy please        (Dat Boi)
There once was a pirate called mike        (Anon.)
he had cripiling depression        (Anon.)
will he be super gay?        (ya boi)
cheese        (Anon.)

Rebecca my love my darling        (Anon.)
I know a repairman named        (Anon.)
There once was a manager called        (Jan-Edzard)
Dick dick dick dick dick dick        (Anon.)
Uuuuunnnnnggghhhh        (Anon.)

There once was a codger called Greg        (Anon.)
He sure did fry a mean egg        (Anon.)
Despite all his flair        (Anon.)
Just look at that HAIR        (Anon.)
Firstly Scott holidayed at the antartic        (Anon.)

There once was a fellow named Greg        (Anon.)
Who was always much to proud to beg        (Anon.)
Restart        (Anon.)
Done        (Anon.)
Really where's the reset        (Anon.)

There once was a guy named Clint        (Anon.)
longhorn        (Anon.)
who was a cunt        (pedro)
There was a young girl called        (Sophie)
There once was a man called        (Lewis)

There once was a man called rick        (Anon.)
who had quite a big dick        (Anon.)
his nickname was nigger        (Anon.)
he was a golddigger        (Anon.)
A woman beat him up witha stick        (Anon.)

A querulous young fellow named Quinn        (Anon.)
bbb        (run)
wrath        (Anon.)
George        (Renee)
George        (Renee)

There once was a douche named Ron        (David)
Who needed to have him some fun        (Anon.)
He broke out his kit        (Anon.)
Dreamed of perky pierced tits        (Anon.)
Now his blues are on the run.        (Anon.)

TELEVISION        (Anon.)
there once was a chap named Nick        (Anon.)
sds        (Anon.)
Jayne        (Anon.)
hjh        (j)

Trevor        (Anon.)
There was an old lady        (Anon.)
There wan an alien called        (Vikarian)
The birthday guy was named        (Kevin)

There once was a man called pete        (Pete)
there once was a girl named        (Lindsey)
Davidson's report        (Anon.)
There was once a lad named        (Sam)
Student        (Jens)

This is a piece of paper        (Marc)
There was a great big lard from Steinberg        (Anon.)
There once was a woman named        (Lou)
There once was a woman named        (Sleigh)
Jo        (Jo)

There once was a man named Steve        (Bod)
he would never leave        (Kira)
The school were he spent        (Coakley)
I may be a brat from time to time        (Anon.)
daniel        (jeff)

i know a cat called ms snuggles        (Anon.)
that wanted to get all the huggles        (Anon.)
He once did a shit        (Anon.)
then he ran and got hit        (kk)
And now i dont know a cat called snuggles2        (Anon.)

hi        (bye)
no        (bow)
was        (me)
on        (off)
through        (you)

There was a great wizard called        (Dimple )
roofus        (rudolph)
The once was a girl called kaycee        (Kayc)
Layla        (Layla )
there once was a girl named        (Sarah)

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