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1633

there is a boy named neil        (rockets)

He thought himself quite handy        (Andy)

there was a young man called gary        (Anon.)

gary        (Anon.)

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1632

There once was a man called tony        (Anon.)

There once was a man called bob        (Anon.)

there once was a boy named mark        (Bob)

there once was a boy named neil        (rockets)

there once was a boy called neil        (rockets)

1631

There once was a beauty named Heide        (Anon.)

I thought she was highly mighty        (Anon.)

She sang my name        (Anon.)

Which sounds the same        (Anon.)

the sexy mighty ginger        (speedo)

1630

there once was a rogue named sunny        (Anon.)

whose punchlines are so funny        (Anon.)

she sat on some poo        (poo)

and said oh woohoo        (phoebe)

found out it was from her bunny        (lulu)

1629

The man walked by with another guy        (Anon.)

dddaasddd        (Anon.)

There once was a man called tony        (Anon.)

and his ribs were boney        (anon)

and he like poop alot in his mouth        (butt)

1628

there once was a boy named darren        (ginger)

there once was a boy that was ginger        (Anon.)

there once was a girl called georgie        (ali)

there once was a girl named        (piper)

Ben        (Anon.)

1627

There once was a pair of two friends        (Anon.)

meid        (CW)

there nonce was a girl called sarah        (Anon.)

she was there for narah        (Anon.)

ridas        (Anon.)

1626

There was a machine called Flex        (Acute)

Which thought it was simply the best        (Acute)

It exchanged and alarmed        (Anon.)

and never ever caused harm        (Anon.)

provided you can read the screen        (Anon.)

1625

there once was a boy called        (phil)

who thought he could make a girl chill        (phil)

there one was a mn from brussels        (musles)

there once was a lady called        (cathie)

there was once a boy called __        (Ryan)

1624

mark smith        (Anon.)

there was once a boy called mark        (Anon.)

There was a young lady called doris        (Anon.)

There once was a woman named Teresa        (Anon.)

there was a young man called james        (Anon.)

1623

there was a young gal named heather        (gus)

who met a prince on a bus        (gus)

there was a young gal named heather        (gus)

do you believe        (gus)

mark        (Anon.)

1622

gfhgffghfggh        (Anon.)

blonde        (eleni)

There once was a lady called        (Flissy)

i was once a fish        (none)

poooooo        (bum)

1621

there once was a woman called bedwin        (Anon.)

there once was a woman who relized this was a terrible website        (Anon.)

this really is not a limerick        (Anon.)

but it is pretending to be        (Anon.)

uummmmmm        (Anon.)

1620

there once was a girl called sarah        (Anon.)

you loved a        (potato head)

There once was a man called tony        (tony)

there once was a girl named Katie        (shady)

Oh there once was a girl with a rat        (Anon.)

1619

There once was a man from Ireland        (Jeffery)

His choir was named the choirland        (jeff)

He got them to sing        (Alex)

By flashing his bling        (alexander)

and he looked like a cunt        (JJ)

1618

ther once was a bee        (Anon.)

who had a big flea        (Anon.)

he wriggled and iched        (Anon.)

and danced like a witch        (Anon.)

and finally got rid of that flea        (hgvhvhjnm)

1617

there once was a bee        (Anon.)

who had a big flea        (Anon.)

he wriggled and iched        (Anon.)

and danced like a witch        (Anon.)

and final        (Anon.)

1616

there once was a girl called ellie        (Anon.)

how had a very big bellie        (Anon.)

hvhhbjibggbvujgv jgv ij        (Anon.)

jghvgvkgtvk        (Anon.)

jhbiulib        (Anon.)

1615

There once was a boy called        (Meli)

mckean        (foo foo)

who wanted a different post        (Anon.)

that would roast        (Soup)

bear        (Anon.)

1614

yoyo man        (not telling you)

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;        (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm        (Anon.)

mmmmmmmmmm        (mmmmmmmmmmm)

mmmmmmmmmmmm        (mmmmmmmmmmm)

1613

There once was a guy named Sam        (Anon.)

There once was a young girl called Katie        (Anon.)

a young creative called        (Insaniac)

And got that job in the basket        (Moe)

its rubbish        (momo)

1612

there was achap from greytones        (boss mody)

Plagirism was comited        (Emmy)

i love you millions        (jimmy)

dun dun derrrrrrrrrr        (bob)

There once was a man named duane        (Anon.)

1611

there was a man missing limmericks        (eeniemeenie)

There once was a girl called Sara        (Anon.)

there once was a babe        (Anon.)

kalamazoo        (Anon.)

a young creative called george        (Anon.)

1610

there once was a babe        (Anon.)

there once was a cheese called stilton        (Anon.)

there was higher love        (Anon.)

Charlotte        (Anon.)

who was just hot like Paris Hilton        (Alex)

1609

There once was a young girl called Emma        (emma.g)

were every where she went caused a dilemma        (Anon.)

she soon got the sack so she had to pack        (emma.g)

and moved to a town called Demma        (emma.g)

this was made by emma gill        (emma.g)

1608

there was a gayo called lauren        (Jilly)

There was a brother        (Alex)

there once was a young girl called emma        (Anon.)

There once was a young girl called Emma ,were every where she went caused a dilemma, she soon got th        (emma.g)

she soon got the sack so she had to pack        (emma.g)

1607

There once was a girl called Emma        (Anon.)

howard        (Anon.)

doc        (Anon.)

and he had no street cred        (Anon.)

kieth        (cream)

1606

There once was a girl called Ashley        (anon)

There once was a boy named josh        (Anon.)

Ashley and Josh were friends        (Anon.)

There once was a boy named        (Harry)

there was an old man called jim        (Anon.)

1605

There once was a man named James        (Anon.)

The once was a man named Josh        (Anon.)

There once was a man with gout        (Anon.)

CATHY        (Anon.)

There once was a girl named Ashley        (anon)

1604

There was once a young man called Chris        (Ally)

saw giraffe's necks and his imagination did spark        (lamark)

There once was a girl of thirteen        (Anon.)

she was extremely mean        (sperm)

There ones was a fool called        (raygun)

1603

There was once an OM named        (Jason)

panini maker        (Anon.)

She wasn't so smart        (Maddie)

She was afraid of spiders        (Maddie)

there was a young man called Jeater        (Arab)

1602

There once was an accountant called keith        (Anon.)

Who had a little problem with his teeth        (Anon.)

When asked to do TP        (Anon.)

He said its liquidations for me        (Anon.)

Jason Smith        (Anon.)

1601

There once was a dog named Jack.        (Anon.)

We called him the maniac.        (Anon.)

He ran like the wind        (Anon.)

And jumped in a bin        (Anon.)

Energy he didn't lack        (Anon.)

1600

A slip of the tounge can cause trouble        (don)

Even if you think it undeniable        (Father Christmas)

budapest        (robert)

joel powell        (Anon.)

fuck        (Anon.)

1599

there once was a woman named        (helen)

She live in a box        (Mina)

ELLIE        (Anon.)

t5 69uiturtr        (Anon.)

fghdfsgh        (dgff)

1598

There once was a bell named Kevin L.        (Anne)

He loved his wonderful hair and gel        (Anne)

One day it finally rained        (Anne)

and oh so much pain        (Anne)

Then there was no more gel for Kevin L.        (Anne)

1597

there was once a fat kid named        (your mom)

MARTIN        (EMMA)

There were a group called        (OCD)

Stupid Litlle Gits        (Anon.)

HEEYYYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYYEYEYEYYEEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYYEYEY        (Anon.)

1596

there once was a girl named Andy        (jess)

who was very dandy        (jess)

with her right hand        (Anon.)

LOLOL        (Anon.)

cool story bro        (Anon.)

1595

he just got a new gong        (gong)

BRO GROUP        (COD BRO)

jonny mackntosh        (Anon.)

dsfdfsdf        (Anon.)

is this done now?        (Anon.)

1594

hey baby whats your name        (Anon.)

touch me and ill give you fame        (baby daddy)

i already have        (Anon.)

hi guys my name is parker and this is a really cool site... is this a comment box?        (Anon.)

gong        (Anon.)

1593

There once was a man named neil        (Anon.)

who really wanted a seal        (ty)

lol baby        (bob)

suck my dick        (Anon.)

really hard        (pimp)

1592

There once was a dog named spike        (Anon.)

He was told to take a hike        (Anon.)

Poor thing was left alone        (Anon.)

At night he starts to moan        (Anon.)

Then he was saved by a man named mike        (Anon.)

1591

that wasnt he        (Anon.)

that wasnt him        (Anon.)

that wasnt him        (Anon.)

those are things        (Anon.)

he would say        (His #1 fan1)

1590

I just wanna say that i love my fans        (Justin Bieber)

you rock        (Justin Bieber)

Never Say Never        (Justin Bieber)

Have a Merry Christmas!        (Justin Bieber)

These are things Justin Bieber would say!        (His #1 fan1)

1589

There was a young girl called losa        (Anon.)

There was a young girl called Lisa        (Anon.)

Gunshot        (Abbey)

ate spinach        (bonita)

oh what a scimage        (Abbey)

1588

There once was a man named Ron        (Anon.)

there once was a man named ronald        (Anon.)

there once was a man named Trump        (Anon.)

there once was a teacher called ben        (Anon.)

There once was a tia caaled karina        (Tia)

1587

There once was a guy named James        (Anon.)

He took one of my limes        (Seline)

I threw the other at his limbs        (jack)

I wonder how long this is        (jacket)

Ron        (Ron)

1586

Santa is bringing around your gifts,        (Katie)

He knows that your asleep        (Katie )

He knows when your awake,        (Katie)

Are you very surprised!        (Katie)

I have to take a peek        (Katie)

1585

Santa hopes you are all tight in your bed,        (Katie)

He sleeps in his reindeers bed,        (Katie)

fadfdasfasdf        (Anon.)

adfadsfadsfdfdasf        (Anon.)

afdfdasffasdfadsfadfadfad        (Anon.)

1584

There once was a brother called Matt        (Anon.)

hi        (Anon.)

gasdg        (Anon.)

fg        (Anon.)

fgf        (Anon.)

1583

There once was a girl called        (Simone)

There was a you g flapper at the manor        (Anon.)

who always fell down in the ice        (binx)

There was a young man called Karthick        (Anon.)

There once was a girl called        (Cat)

There once was a man called tony		(Anon.)
There once was a man called bob		(Anon.)
there once was a boy named mark		(Bob)
there once was a boy named neil		(rockets)
there once was a boy called neil		(rockets)

There once was a beauty named Heide		(Anon.)
I thought she was highly mighty		(Anon.)
She sang my name		(Anon.)
Which sounds the same		(Anon.)
the sexy mighty ginger		(speedo)

there once was a rogue named sunny		(Anon.)
whose punchlines are so funny		(Anon.)
she sat on some poo		(poo)
and said oh woohoo		(phoebe)
found out it was from her bunny		(lulu)

The man walked by with another guy		(Anon.)
dddaasddd		(Anon.)
There once was a man called tony		(Anon.)
and his ribs were boney		(anon)
and he like poop alot in his mouth		(butt)

there once was a boy named darren		(ginger)
there once was a boy that was ginger		(Anon.)
there once was a girl called georgie		(ali)
there once was a girl named		(piper)
Ben		(Anon.)

There once was a pair of two friends		(Anon.)
meid		(CW)
there nonce was a girl called sarah		(Anon.)
she was there for narah		(Anon.)
ridas		(Anon.)

There was a machine called Flex		(Acute)
Which thought it was simply the best		(Acute)
It exchanged and alarmed		(Anon.)
and never ever caused harm		(Anon.)
provided you can read the screen		(Anon.)

there once was a boy called		(phil)
who thought he could make a girl chill		(phil)
there one was a mn from brussels		(musles)
there once was a lady called		(cathie)
there was once a boy called __		(Ryan)

mark smith		(Anon.)
there was once a boy called mark		(Anon.)
There was a young lady called doris		(Anon.)
There once was a woman named Teresa		(Anon.)
there was a young man called james		(Anon.)

there was a young gal named heather		(gus)
who met a prince on a bus		(gus)
there was a young gal named heather		(gus)
do you believe		(gus)
mark		(Anon.)

gfhgffghfggh		(Anon.)
blonde		(eleni)
There once was a lady called		(Flissy)
i was once a fish		(none)
poooooo		(bum)

there once was a woman called bedwin		(Anon.)
there once was a woman who relized this was a terrible website		(Anon.)
this really is not a limerick		(Anon.)
but it is pretending to be		(Anon.)
uummmmmm		(Anon.)

there once was a girl called sarah		(Anon.)
you loved a		(potato head)
There once was a man called tony		(tony)
there once was a girl named Katie		(shady)
Oh there once was a girl with a rat		(Anon.)

There once was a man from Ireland		(Jeffery)
His choir was named the choirland		(jeff)
He got them to sing		(Alex)
By flashing his bling		(alexander)
and he looked like a cunt		(JJ)

ther once was a bee		(Anon.)
who had a big flea		(Anon.)
he wriggled and iched		(Anon.)
and danced like a witch		(Anon.)
and finally got rid of that flea		(hgvhvhjnm)

there once was a bee		(Anon.)
who had a big flea		(Anon.)
he wriggled and iched		(Anon.)
and danced like a witch		(Anon.)
and final		(Anon.)

there once was a girl called ellie		(Anon.)
how had a very big bellie		(Anon.)
hvhhbjibggbvujgv jgv ij		(Anon.)
jghvgvkgtvk		(Anon.)
jhbiulib		(Anon.)

There once was a boy called		(Meli)
mckean		(foo foo)
who wanted a different post		(Anon.)
that would roast		(Soup)
bear		(Anon.)

yoyo man		(not telling you)
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;		(mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm		(Anon.)
mmmmmmmmmm		(mmmmmmmmmmm)
mmmmmmmmmmmm		(mmmmmmmmmmm)

There once was a guy named Sam		(Anon.)
There once was a young girl called Katie		(Anon.)
a young creative called		(Insaniac)
And got that job in the basket		(Moe)
its rubbish		(momo)

there was achap from greytones		(boss mody)
Plagirism was comited		(Emmy)
i love you millions		(jimmy)
dun dun derrrrrrrrrr		(bob)
There once was a man named duane		(Anon.)

there was a man missing limmericks		(eeniemeenie)
There once was a girl called Sara		(Anon.)
there once was a babe		(Anon.)
kalamazoo		(Anon.)
a young creative called george		(Anon.)

there once was a babe		(Anon.)
there once was a cheese called stilton		(Anon.)
there was higher love		(Anon.)
Charlotte		(Anon.)
who was just hot like Paris Hilton		(Alex)

There once was a young girl called Emma		(emma.g)
were every where she went caused a dilemma		(Anon.)
she soon got the sack so she had to pack		(emma.g)
and moved to a town called Demma		(emma.g)
this was made by emma gill		(emma.g)

there was a gayo called lauren		(Jilly)
There was a brother		(Alex)
there once was a young girl called emma		(Anon.)
There once was a young girl called Emma ,were every where she went caused a dilemma, she soon got th		(emma.g)
she soon got the sack so she had to pack		(emma.g)

There once was a girl called Emma		(Anon.)
howard		(Anon.)
doc		(Anon.)
and he had no street cred		(Anon.)
kieth		(cream)

There once was a girl called Ashley		(anon)
There once was a boy named josh		(Anon.)
Ashley and Josh were friends		(Anon.)
There once was a boy named		(Harry)
there was an old man called jim		(Anon.)

There once was a man named James		(Anon.)
The once was a man named Josh		(Anon.)
There once was a man with gout		(Anon.)
CATHY		(Anon.)
There once was a girl named Ashley		(anon)

There was once a young man called Chris		(Ally)
saw giraffe's necks and his imagination did spark		(lamark)
There once was a girl of thirteen		(Anon.)
she was extremely mean		(sperm)
There ones was a fool called		(raygun)

There was once an OM named		(Jason)
panini maker		(Anon.)
She wasn't so smart		(Maddie)
She was afraid of spiders		(Maddie)
there was a young man called Jeater		(Arab)